(In a topic on ouija boards.)
Demon possession is often the result of using one of these. I remember talking to a buddy of mine in the military and how him and his sister used one. When he left the room his sister screamed and said she had 7 voices inside of her saying they were in charge. What is really happening when people think it is moving by itself is the spirit(s) are possessing just your hand ( maybe your whole body ) and they are moving your hand but you think it is moving by itself. These are the most dangerous toy ever and any parent who gives one to thier child is 'BRAINDEAD".
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When he left the room his sister screamed and said she had 7 voices inside of her saying they were in charge.
That's smoking crack, not Ouija boards.
When he left the room his sister screamed and said she had 7 voices inside of her saying they were in charge
Well, HOW THE FUCK is she supposed to know which one to obey?
Funny when I was a kid our Ouija Board loved bathroom humor. It's favorite words were fartface, burp-ass, and when *we* er I mean Satan didn't think the grown ups were looking it loved calling my cousin shitface.
I'm an atheist and I've never been beset by any demonic spirits. Do you know why? Because they don't exist. Nor do gods and goddesses and devils and angels. They are all the invention of a superstitious and primitive bunch of silly twits of a religious persuasion.
May I also say how much the fundie crowd lack a sense of humour and how they lack an education. It seems to be that if you're self-conscious about your lack of academic abilities that you immediately must become a fundie moron. Not only that, you must be unashamed of any puerile utterances that you make. Like the defiant criminal in the dock that will never show any remorse, you unconcernedly spout your vile litany of hate and bigotry with no thought for how cognitively dissonant you sound. You must not bother with being a responsible adult but must allow a non-existent entity and its attendant tome of stupidity to tell you what to do.
And you are afraid of ouija boards. Pathetic.
Love ya, Pule.
A great new marketing campaign for a product, would be to send out ouija boards with the message on it, printed in some holographic technique so you have to move the ouija board around to read the message. It would have scared the shit of these morons and provided tons of free PR for the product.
"When he left the room his sister screamed and said she had 7 voices inside of her saying they were in charge."
Okay, now how about some evidence of this that WASN'T plagiarized from "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"?
Creepy!toy? YES. VERY FUCKING CREEPY.
Ouija are bunk. The messages on ouija boards are made by subtle vibrations in your hands as your subconscious brain moves the thing across the answers you deep down want to hear.
How can I prove this? Try using a Ouija board with everyone blindfolded. All the answers are gibberish.
LEAVE "OUIJA ( SATAN ) BOARDS ALONE!!!!!!!!
They've been through enough. They don't need to get dragged through the dirt. *stops to apply mascara* Leave them alone eleventy one.
Now say yes in french and german.
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They're harmless. In sixth grade, I had a friend who owned an Ouija Board. Her parents were very Christian. We played with it at a slumber party. It's a good way to waste half an hour at a slumber party.
Chill the fuck out, waiting1.
Wastes of time are often the results of using one of these. I remember I had a buddy who had a sister, they did something completely unrelated to my current topic. It didn't make much sense. His sister went insane, she was hearing voices. The doctors called it Schizophrenia. What is really happening is called a psychometric response, which is where you want something to happen so bad, your body inadvertently responds to you and causes it to happen. Anyone who believes a Ouija board can do anything is brain dead.
They are harmless
They will waste hours, upon hours of time in you and your families lives
You will quickly become disillusioned with them (unless you're a Christian)
Waiting1 and his family have serious problems, all of them are mental.
Leave "Ouija" (oui: yes (French), ja: yes (German) boards alone.
Yep, it's always "I knew a bloke what knew a bloke what used an Ouija board and got possessed by a demon". I knew a bloke that knew a bloke that saw the Min-Min light too. Or so the first bloke said. Or was it the second bloke? Oh well, you get my drift.
Pen & Teller: Bullshit
Nuff' said.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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