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I personally think that Darwin arrived at his theory from observing stages of embryo development through various abortions on factory floors. He had to flee on the SS Beagle and keep his true research secret or face the English gallows. The real clash between evolution and the bible is the creation of Eve: from the rib of Adam. I can understand this as a dimorphic clone. Bone marrow cell syringed (why men have nipples) and cloned into an opposite sex (dimorphic) carbon copy. Dr. Michio Kaku (of string theory fame) says God and archangels are a Type 3 Civilization that is immortal. Mastery of science doesn't crush faith in Jesus. Doesn't it make sense that beings who have attained eternal life won't spend eternity in robes and sandals, but enjoy technologies beyond man's wildest dreams? And if they do visit earth, it also makes sense that atheists will not be eligible for immortality, especially if they deny that such advanced beings may have a King named Christ. Why risk being a fool before the masters of science and originators of life?

fkapnist, GodTube 53 Comments [1/24/2009 7:44:43 PM]
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1/24/2009 7:50:31 PM

Malkavian Jeff


1/24/2009 7:51:19 PM

Hammurabi

Bat. Shit. Insane.

1/24/2009 7:52:08 PM



That word salad needs some serious dressing.

1/24/2009 7:52:13 PM

Nowhereman


1/24/2009 7:58:22 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

I... what?

1/24/2009 8:08:46 PM

Mortician

It's GodTube. *Rated 5 and moved on*

1/24/2009 8:10:01 PM

aaa

What the fuck?

1/24/2009 8:10:17 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Oh, yeah. He's gone.

1/24/2009 8:13:13 PM

LOLWUT

I personally think that Darwin arrived at his theory from observing stages of embryo development through various abortions on factory floors.
Evidence, please. Oh wait, you don't have any. You just "personally think" this or that, as if you actually believe you get to choose reality.

1/24/2009 8:25:29 PM

DevilsChaplain

"I personally think that Darwin arrived at his theory from observing stages of embryo development through various abortions on factory floors."

Except that didn't happen...thanks for your mental ejaculations, now please castrate yourself and never breed.

1/24/2009 8:30:26 PM

DevilsChaplain

"I personally think that Darwin arrived at his theory from observing stages of embryo development through various abortions on factory floors."

Except that didn't happen...thanks for your mental ejaculations, now please castrate yourself and never breed.

1/24/2009 8:30:27 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"Why risk being a fool before the masters of science and originators of life" ... when you can be a fool like fkapnis any old time on GodTube?

1/24/2009 8:35:17 PM

Osiris

The real clash between evolution and the bible is the creation of Eve: from the rib of Adam.
What about the clash between the Bible and the Bible when Eve was made at the same time as Adam?

1/24/2009 8:48:15 PM

Anna Ghislaine

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

JUST WHAT

1/24/2009 8:49:16 PM

Old Viking

I personally think that Darwin ...

That certainly led to a shipwreck.

1/24/2009 9:06:27 PM

Rallymodeller

And yet Dr. Okaku is an atheist. He has said so himself, on a number of occasions. Which leads me to believe you are quote mining third hand.

1/24/2009 9:27:52 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Godtube? Dude, that's like shooting fish in a barrel Pringles tube.

1/24/2009 9:40:01 PM

Random Guy

LOL WUT

1/24/2009 9:49:50 PM

Illuminatalie

You need more red pills and less blue pills. Maybe a green pill might help.

1/24/2009 9:52:18 PM

Jadehawk

sooo.....male nipples (why two? did god not get the extraction right the first time?) are scar tissue?

that's a truly impressive anatomy fail.

1/24/2009 9:53:01 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Fkapnist needs to quit trying to look smart. He's hurting himself.

1/24/2009 9:53:29 PM

worldsend

Idiot. Type IV civilizations beat you pathetic gods type III

Dr. Michio Kaku has discussed a type IV civilization, which could harness "extragalactic" energy sources such as dark energy, in his book Parallel Worlds.[17]

1/24/2009 10:19:05 PM

atrasicarius


1/24/2009 10:19:29 PM

Punches Pilot

Um...

I personally think that Darwin arrived at his theory from observing stages of embryo development through various abortions on factory floors.

Uh...

No. Just...no.


1/24/2009 10:29:50 PM
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