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I personally think that Darwin arrived at his theory from observing stages of embryo development through various abortions on factory floors. He had to flee on the SS Beagle and keep his true research secret or face the English gallows. The real clash between evolution and the bible is the creation of Eve: from the rib of Adam. I can understand this as a dimorphic clone. Bone marrow cell syringed (why men have nipples) and cloned into an opposite sex (dimorphic) carbon copy. Dr. Michio Kaku (of string theory fame) says God and archangels are a Type 3 Civilization that is immortal. Mastery of science doesn't crush faith in Jesus. Doesn't it make sense that beings who have attained eternal life won't spend eternity in robes and sandals, but enjoy technologies beyond man's wildest dreams? And if they do visit earth, it also makes sense that atheists will not be eligible for immortality, especially if they deny that such advanced beings may have a King named Christ. Why risk being a fool before the masters of science and originators of life?

fkapnist, GodTube 53 Comments [1/24/2009 7:44:43 PM]
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#865729
Headache



1/24/2009 7:50:31 PM

#865731
Malkavian Jeff


1/24/2009 7:51:19 PM

#865733
Hammurabi

Bat. Shit. Insane.

1/24/2009 7:52:08 PM

#865734


That word salad needs some serious dressing.

1/24/2009 7:52:13 PM

#865749
Nowhereman


1/24/2009 7:58:22 PM

#865765
fundiesRtehlulz

I... what?

1/24/2009 8:08:46 PM

#865770
Mortician

It's GodTube. *Rated 5 and moved on*

1/24/2009 8:10:01 PM

#865772
aaa

What the fuck?

1/24/2009 8:10:17 PM

#865780
Brain_In_A_Jar

Oh, yeah. He's gone.

1/24/2009 8:13:13 PM

#865806
LOLWUT

I personally think that Darwin arrived at his theory from observing stages of embryo development through various abortions on factory floors.
Evidence, please. Oh wait, you don't have any. You just "personally think" this or that, as if you actually believe you get to choose reality.

1/24/2009 8:25:29 PM

#865816
DevilsChaplain

"I personally think that Darwin arrived at his theory from observing stages of embryo development through various abortions on factory floors."

Except that didn't happen...thanks for your mental ejaculations, now please castrate yourself and never breed.

1/24/2009 8:30:26 PM

#865817
DevilsChaplain

"I personally think that Darwin arrived at his theory from observing stages of embryo development through various abortions on factory floors."

Except that didn't happen...thanks for your mental ejaculations, now please castrate yourself and never breed.

1/24/2009 8:30:27 PM

#865824
Jezebel's Evil Sister

"Why risk being a fool before the masters of science and originators of life" ... when you can be a fool like fkapnis any old time on GodTube?

1/24/2009 8:35:17 PM

#865847
Osiris

The real clash between evolution and the bible is the creation of Eve: from the rib of Adam.
What about the clash between the Bible and the Bible when Eve was made at the same time as Adam?

1/24/2009 8:48:15 PM

#865850
Anna Ghislaine

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

JUST WHAT

1/24/2009 8:49:16 PM

#865872
Old Viking

I personally think that Darwin ...

That certainly led to a shipwreck.

1/24/2009 9:06:27 PM

#865894
Rallymodeller

And yet Dr. Okaku is an atheist. He has said so himself, on a number of occasions. Which leads me to believe you are quote mining third hand.

1/24/2009 9:27:52 PM

#865914
Doctor Fishcake

Godtube? Dude, that's like shooting fish in a barrel Pringles tube.

1/24/2009 9:40:01 PM

#865932
Random Guy

LOL WUT

1/24/2009 9:49:50 PM

#865938
Illuminatalie

You need more red pills and less blue pills. Maybe a green pill might help.

1/24/2009 9:52:18 PM

#865940
Jadehawk

sooo.....male nipples (why two? did god not get the extraction right the first time?) are scar tissue?

that's a truly impressive anatomy fail.

1/24/2009 9:53:01 PM

#865945
GreenEyedLilo

Fkapnist needs to quit trying to look smart. He's hurting himself.

1/24/2009 9:53:29 PM

#865991
worldsend

Idiot. Type IV civilizations beat you pathetic gods type III

Dr. Michio Kaku has discussed a type IV civilization, which could harness "extragalactic" energy sources such as dark energy, in his book Parallel Worlds.[17]

1/24/2009 10:19:05 PM

#865994
atrasicarius


1/24/2009 10:19:29 PM

#866012
Punches Pilot

Um...

I personally think that Darwin arrived at his theory from observing stages of embryo development through various abortions on factory floors.

Uh...

No. Just...no.


1/24/2009 10:29:50 PM
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