[on Obama]
[Originally Posted by forgiveness heals
You know, i do too. i can't watch him speak on tv for more than 5 minutes or else what he's saying starts to make sense to me. It's very scary indeed.
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Obama is making you sleepy.... sleeeeepy...
Your eyelids are getting heavy....
You will think progessively about social issues...
You will accept that scientific facts are to be respected and understood in order to function in a secular country...
You will stop hating people based on religious creed, political leanings and sexual orientation....
When the applause starts you will wake up in 3...2...1...
Seriously...WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!
Also, do not approach Obama at night when his powers are the strongest.
You mean, you're afraid that he's right, and your brainwashing is wearing off. Yeah, that could be kindof scary.
You know, i do too. i can't watch him speak on tv for more than 5 minutes or else what he's saying starts to make sense to me. It's very scary indeed.
I understand what you mean. Any time someone tries to speak rationally to me, I just cover my ears and scream, "LALALALALA! I'm not listening!"
The last thing I want is to think rationally.
"I get a strange calming feeling"
"You know, i do too. i can't watch him speak on tv for more than 5 minutes or else what he's saying starts to make sense to me. It's very scary indeed."
Y'know, I feel calmer when I look at President Obama, too. But it's mostly because after eight years of the "Ah, Screw It, Who Needs Education Anyway?" President, we finally have a Commander-in-Chief who can express his ideas in complete and coherent sentences.
Irrational Hatred = Bad
OH FUCK! I'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED!
very alarming to my inner gut
As opposed to, your outer gut? Do you carry one in your pocket? Is it for the extra room when you commit gluttony at your church eat-a-thons?
Oh my (lack of) God, I just about spat out my coffee. So near, and yet so far. And so, so hilarious.
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