Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and 'Snow white' were all three REAL historical people whose lives were embellished. No witches involved, just benevolent G-dmothers.
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Interesting fact: Cinderella's glass slippers are a mistranslation, and they were originally made of squirrel fur.
The real seven dwarfs: Sleazy, Stinky, Fundy, Fatty, Mouthy, Trolly, and Uncle Pedo.
"Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and 'Snow white' were all three REAL historical people whose lives were embellished. No witches involved, just benevolent G-dmothers."
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And "The Da Vinci Code" & "Angels and Demons" are non-fictional descriptions of actual events, of plots & murders committed to cover up terrible world-changing secrets, amirite?
Ever hear the phrase 'Don't believe everything you read'? But then, you believe the Bible is an actual historical document, so...
Did your mommy tell you that?
Go to bed now like a good girl, and I'll read you a story about hellfire.
So, the Brothers Grim were historians, not story tellers?
Step-mothers, not God-mothers, you silly bint? The step-mothers were the bad ones, the God-mothers were the good ones, in the Brothers Grim works.
It's benevolent to cause your step-daughter to sleep for a hundred years, force her to leave a party at 12 PM, or to make her almost die from eating an apple?
Neither my grandmothers, my mother, nor my mother-in-law, would ever act this heinously. I haven't even seen my God-mother for, say, 20 years. I am God-mother to my sister's daughter and I do NOT intend to act like this to her. I only wish her the very best of everything.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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