[Regarding Obama becoming president.]
Depends...I certainly hope he fails at pushing his socialist agenda. But I doubt it. I hope he fails to set the stage for more unborn children to be slaughtered at the alter of socialism. But I doubt it. Based on his campaign promises there is no possibility that he will be the best President we have ever had. It just will not happen.
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That's funny, I thought the only ones setting up ALTARS ("alter" is what you do to your male pets and garments) were the god-believing types. Seems to me, there was something about "sacrificing" in there too. I am not aware that Socialism needs appeasement in this way. Your rant kind of makes me think of Rain Man by the way.
Non-Christian = Socialist
Believing that you have to be alive in order to be murdered = Socialist
Government bailouts benefiting the non-elite = Socialist
Deficit left over from the Republican spending spree? About a hundred dollars.
Time to watch Judge Wapner.
See what I mean?
Eh, I can't comment that much because I don't care for Obama at all, but that's cause I'm brutally cynical, not for any Revmitchell's awful reasons.
Depends...I certainly hope he fails at pushing his socialist agenda.
What agenda would that be exactly? I am unaware of any socialist agenda professed by Obama or his staff.
But I doubt it. I hope he fails to set the stage for more unborn children to be slaughtered at the alter of socialism.
WTF has socialism got to do with abortion? Just admit that you know fuck all about socialism or much of anything else and are just useing the word as a boogeyman to stir up other rightwingers.
But I doubt it. Based on his campaign promises there is no possibility that he will be the best President we have ever had. It just will not happen.
Sigh...if some retard has said that Obama would be "teh best presidint EVAR!" most people would except it as a retarded statement and move on. You however see it as a leftwing religious type belief in the divinity of the president elect...(double sigh)
OMG hes gonna kill more babiez for SATIN!
Yeah, like that's the *only* freaking issue on the planet.
Besides, after the recent financial debacles a little ACTUAL socialism might be welcome (at least to the bottom 80% of the population).
unborn children to be slaughtered at the alter of socialism
The more you inflate and conflate your language, the more ridiculous it sounds. Bring it on! The only people that think of you fundamentalists as somehow benevolent or altruistic is yourselves. The rest of the world knows all too well how much you care for REAL people (with their annoying quirks and ideas.) It's very easy to pretend to be concerned about anything from a 12-cell clump to a recognizable fetus, because it doesn't cost you ANYTHING, all you have to do is criticize and point fingers, and that's what you want to do anyways, isn't it? If this was a swarthier fetus, you would just rationalize that you're just sending a heathen soul to God quicker than it would go of its own accord, or something. You fundies obsess about 'the innocent' to cover your own pent up sexual guilt, but completely neglect (if not totally despise) the poor and outcast in society, who Jesus made a point of associating with, despite the concerns of his richer friends. And to top off your hypocrisy, you fundamentalists are always the first to support the most violent acts of your governments towards your 'enemies', constantly reducing your brothers to subhumans and committing the most vile acts on them (yes, even viler than your pillowbiting closeted fantasies).
Socialism = baby killing? That's new.
Also, since "best" is subjective, we typically use approval ratings and historical analysis to determine "best" presidents. So, if he succeeds in his campaign, and everyone but you is happy, then yeah, he's one of the best presidents, and you need to stop whining.
"I certainly hope he fails at pushing his socialist agenda."
Yeah, stuff like feeding the hungry, housing the homeless, medical care for everyone... I mean, who the heck needs that?
(Jezebel's Evil Sister)
"(Heck, my cat would be a helluva a lot better POTUS than Bush.)"
So would my horse.
*pauses as a mental light-bulb is switched on, causing him to recall certain facts pertaining to world history, specifically the fate of the last guy who tried that*
Umm, then again, maybe not.
@ Rat of Steel,
Caligula's horse was made a Senator. I think that's the inspiration for Caroline Kennedy's possible appointment to the Senate.
** I stand corrected** Actually, according to Wikipedia, Caligula appointed his horse as a Consul of Rome. That crazy "Little Boots."
Anyway, I now see what you were getting at. :)
@Rat of Steel: It's Caligula, right? Yes, Bush was awful, but at least he never slept with his own sister.
If he's the 10th best you ever get it'll still leave the last eight years to last/worst.
And he's coming in having to deal with the amazing shit that's been wrought by Bin Ladden and The Bush administration
If we're lucky that'll still push him back to 15th best president. If he gets two terms maybe. Could end up the 23rd if were lucky
Confused?
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