Is there a special place in hell for those who have been taught what's right and reject it like atheists and ?
homosexuals?
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Yay, we're "special"! Okay, seriously though, I hope you're repeatedly struck by lightning, killed, banished to Hell and tortured for eternity by that gay Teletubby.
aaa: I went to Hell in norway once. I ran out of beer.
Ahhh... Running out of beer? That must have been hell!
But then again, you should just have knocked on the closest door and bought some moonshine!
Ever notice how satan and jayden sound alike?
There is a special place in hell for all of us. Its usually called a grave sight. If you don't want to be buried, I suggest burning in a fire.
#912825 totally ninja-d my reply.
Anyway, presumably everybody in Hell knew what was right and rejected it, so: no.
"Is there a special place in hell for those who have been taught what's right and reject it like atheists and ?
homosexuals?"
Yes, but you can still walk between the places.
Sure. Why not? As long as you're inventing a whole non-corporeal torture-dimension, it can have anything you want! Since I'm not the least homophobic, I can just imagine myself there. The curtains are FAAAB-U-LOUS! Now how about a little breakfast nook for the dishonest auto mechanics? No? They'll be crushed. No, literally.
Saying something is right, no matter how many times, and no matter with what threats attached, does not make it so. That is of course unless you have no grasp of reality whatsoever, which you obviously don't.
aaa:
Headache, i did that. I only found some shitty local stuff. I only drink the finest booze (read: Kiteen kirkas)
And here I was, guilty of assuming you just wanted to get drunk and not that I was in presence of a feinschmecker!
Who are they asking? Do they think God trolls Fundie forums and answers? Cause I really fuckin' do.
Last time I looked at the Hell zoning bylaws (suprised? shouldn't be. I only made EVERYTHING y'know) I saw no special area for either of those groups,,, Up here in heaven we make the atheists live on Wrongmuch Avenue and the Homosexuals on wronghole boulevard.
We do have fun up here
Hi it's God again. I forgot to mention everyone of you fuckers that been brought to heaven is wrong and those that went to hell were unbearingly wrong
Jayden's ?Mommy is so hellbound it's hilarious. Ghandi's been in stitches for weeks.
Just as long as the two places, and the two groups, and what would undoubtedly be two different punishments, don't get mixed up I don't mind. I'd just like God to get his judgement right for once -- but given his track record I have no faith in that happening.
Oh screw this. It's too much trouble to be sarcastic in the face of such stupidity. I'm off to bed.
I'm not sure it's really Jayden's mom. She usually has more question marks, I'm pretty sure.
More like ???Jayden's??Mommy???
I guess you never know.
I've heard of men wondering whether they're really the father, but usually "mommys" were there for the birth.
Yeah, I know it's probably some glitch on our own website
Y'know
these cunts won't actually be happy in heaven with their mansions and Jesus 'round for a BBQ, unless they also know that all the people they hate are burning in hell.
Perfectly understandable: they're the sort of people who are revenge and hate driven, they follow god through fear, and hate those who don't fear. They'd rather destroy something up rather than share it with others.
"Is there a special place in hell for those who have been taught what's right and reject it like atheists and ?
homosexuals?"
No, there isn't, for there is no hell.
And mind that "Jayden's ?Mommy" and others want hell to exist!
People I can do without.
Well. Whoever rejects a sane relationship to reality (which includes mankind and also my humble self) will be digested by nature.
Is there a special place in hell for those who have been taught what's right and reject it like atheists and ?
homosexuals?
Yes--it's next door to the rare-and-used bookstore, in between the Indian restaurant and the pot dealer's house.
Although it's in the spirit of JM and fundyness, she usually writes much more and has a deeper ironic point. This is just kind of one dimensional, but still has a fairly good point.
I rated it 4, some aditional details would have helped.
Wow, can we rate comments her? That comment about punctuation definitely deserves some kind of Atheists Say The Darndest Things rating.
I'm an Atheist. Stop making me look bad through association with people like you!
There is no place in hell at all, scooter.
Hell's a myth for stupid people.
Like you.
Too bad you've apparently reproduced.
No, but according to a trustworthy source there is a special hell for child molesters, people who talk at the theater and men who take advantage of beautiful naked women they have been accidently married to and who later get famous in a series about males of questionable sanity set in the sixties.
Seriously, guys, a set-up like that and it took four years for someone to make a Firefly reference? Shame on you all!
I was taught what's right and I haven't rejected it. I follow the laws of my country, and the Golden Rule in interaction with humans.
You need to learn how to use question-marks, dearie.
Why do they refer to themselves as somebody's mom? Should I perhaps call myself Angus'Mistress? (He's my cat, not my BDSM sub.) Or should it perhaps be Angus'Mom?
There is just hell, named once, in a very criptic and vague way, and saying that it's reserved for those who don't assist those in need. If you are going to make a rhethoric question, be a little more subtle
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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