These terrorists should be made to lick raw pork chops while having their scrotums slowly cut off with a rusty hacksaw - all the while listening to gospel music.
Seriously
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(practical god)
"Do unto others. Right?"
What he said.
Also, the Islamic prohibition against "unclean foods" and such (I forget the Arabic term, not being Muslim myself) only extends to willfully consuming such things. If a Muslim eats pork unknowingly, or under the sort of extreme duress you "loving Christians" prescribe, it doesn't produce the karmic black mark you RR-tards would be looking for.
Then again, I shouldn't expect you idiots to know this about the teachings of Islam when you don't even know your own religion's teachings. *sighs and shrugs*
Gospel music = torture?
Too right.
God is love; His mercy brightens
All the path in which we rove;
Bliss He wakes, and woe He lightens:
God is wisdom, God is love.
Chance and change are busy ever;
Man decays and ages move;
But His mercy waneth never:
God is wisdom, God is love.
E’en the hour that darkest seemeth
Will His changeless goodness prove;
From the mist His brightness streameth:
God is wisdom, God is love.
He with earthly cares entwineth
Hope and comfort from above;
Everywhere His glory shineth:
God is wisdom, God is love.
"The link is now invalid, I think this was a troll."
I expect it was only due to the mention of a scrotum, not because they disagreed with the comment. I imagine half the RR boarders screamed at the mention of genitals, the other half fainted and the mods deleted the post.
Right, and Christians who get divorced should be forced to have their genetals cut off/sewed up and have a tattoo of the word "WHORE" put on their foreheads...all the while listening to gospel music (Hell, I agree, gospel music is a torture to any sane person)
If you mean the current crop of 'Christian' music, that would indeed be horrifying. After 30 minutes of "Jesus, Come All Over My Face" variations, the bravest person would confess to anything.
They all have fantasies of violence, torture and death, in keeping with their religion of love. Funny thing is, I bet most of them would whimper like a beaten cur if threatened with a garden-variety punch in the mouth.
Seriously, you suck.
"Never build a dungeon that you aren't prepared to spend a night in." - Lord Vetinari, Guards! Guards!
I suggest that you apply the principle. If nothing else, I prefere punishments that leave you able to apologise to the punished if it turns out that there was a miscarriage of justice!
"But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you"
@Dan Onymous
"I expect it was only due to the mention of a scrotum, not because they disagreed with the comment. I imagine half the RR boarders screamed at the mention of genitals, the other half fainted and the mods deleted the post."
If that was their reaction, that's surprising really, as the Raptards there talk nothing but a load of bollocks.
...I'll get my coat.
@Grigori Yefimovich
"If we researched a list of words that give fundies the jitters, would it be a scrotum poll?"
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SouthernSon, wearing pants made of clingfilm, goes to the psychiatrist's. The doc says to him 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'
...I'll get my coat.
Which terrorists? The onese bombing abortions clinics or the ones bombing Iraq back to the stone age, or the ones torturing Muslims by making them do humiliating stuff to the Quran or their faith or their traiditons?
Making anyone listen to gospel music, that is really hard core torture, that is. Geneva convention, please!
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
Confused?
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