Can't wait til you idiots are judged and proven wrong. You people seem to focus on the CORRUPT church dogma and ideals when you completely miss the truth of the matter. These aren't funny because of how misguided they are. Not much time left. I think our world will end some time between 2018 and 2020, so get as many jokes in now while you still can...or before they take websites like You Tube down when Internet 2 is shoved down our throats. LOL...so easy to blindside you atheists are...
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so easy to blindside you atheists are...
I disagree. I find it very difficult to "blindside" my atheist buddies. Very sharp lot, they are.
And in 2021 you'll still be claiming that TEOTW is just a few years away. It's been a few years away now for about two millennia.
When I'm proven wrong, you'll get a personal apology. I bet when you're proven wrong, you'll deny ever having said anything about "between 2018 and 2020".
You people seem to focus on the CORRUPT church dogma and ideals when you completely miss the truth of the matter.
Okay, which one of the thousands of denominations out there has it right? You guys go talk it over amongst yourselves and come back when you've reached a consensus, okay?
Well, maybe you should already look for an alternative date,
for the time after 2020, when the world still is there without any rapture or tribulation having happened ;)
As for corrput dogma:
Well, maybe the dogma of all pauline christian churches (with other words, almost all christian denominations we have nowadays ;) ) was corrupted by Paul (and his followers) and the true teachingsn of Jesus got lost (or almost lost) when the (pauline christian) church declared all other early christianities to be heresies and afterwards persecuted their followers and burned their books
Can't wait til you idiots are judged and proven wrong.
We ALREADY are judged (by you) if you think we're "wrong", or am I missing something?
These aren't funny because of how misguided they are
I disagree, they are very funny.
before they take websites like You Tube down when Internet 2 is shoved down our throats
Using terms like Internet 2.0 means you haven't the ability to distinguish marketing campaigns from reality. If Microsoft is in charge of implementing fascism, I don't think we have much to worry about.
I think our world will end some time between 2018 and 2020, so get as many jokes in now while you still can...or before they take websites like You Tube down when Internet 2 is shoved down our throats.
Oh no. No more comments like this one. How ever will we survive without Youtube.
Can't wait til you idiots are judged and proven wrong.
Problem, we need to BE wrong to be PROVEN wrong. ;)
You people seem to focus on the CORRUPT church dogma and ideals when you completely miss the truth of the matter
Um, there shouldn't be any at all. Trying to pretend it isn't there doesn't make it ant better.
'In 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds, the world will end'.
No wait - that was a fictional rabbit!
I saw Internet 2 a while back. I got a chuckle out of "Rock Me Sexy Youtubes" and "4chan'd In The Face". Really, it was much better than the trailer made it look; and Steve Coogan was, of course, excellent.
The gullible ones are you Christians, who unquestioningly trust to a book written by nomad goat-herders some 6000 years ago, based on a concoction of myths and stories carried by word of mouth for thousands of years.
Internet 2?
And Lo, the Lord saith "Beware of Web 2.0, for the reflections, rounded buttons, and commenting capabilities are the work of the Deceiver.
Be goodly therefore, and usest thou the Netscape Navigator, or his divine messenger AOL."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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