[Regarding the Hudson River plane crash]
ok... whos the hero?????
who was the hero from the plain crash??? GOD!! and people are saying is the pilot what??? Dont get me wrong he did a super job but im sure he was praying to GOD in that moment for help and this country dont see the hand of GOD on this???Now i wonder why this country is going thru a bad time!!
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Well, I guess I maybe kinda helped them. But I also made the plane crash in the first place. I kill 150.000 people a day. I give people cancer. I invented AIDS.
The reason for that: I am insane.
And in 2001, I poured all that insanity into the brain of one human, the true lamb. I am that human right now. And I am healing my mind. The insanity is lifting. That makes all this hell go away. I am the saviour. I heal myself, and by that, I heal the world. You want this to be the truth.
Everything is going according to plan. Be patient. Within one or two years, this will be Heaven. To quote Bill Hicks: There will be fucking in the streets!
"who was the hero from the plain crash??? GOD"
However, the hero of the airPLANE crash was the pilot, who ironically as of yet has only praised his well-trained crew, and not babblegod.
In that case god made the plane crash and then saved it? Why? So he could feel important? Get his ego stroked? So idiots like you would blindly shout "It's a miracle!" If that's the case then, once again, we see that your god is a prick and not worth my attention.
Calling the Hudson plane crash a "miracle" is an insult to the pilot, the crew, the passengers who helped each other to safety, and the rescue personnel who saved them all. God had fuck-all to do with it.
That is all.
I hate when people say things like "I crashed my bike, and I prayed to God for safety in midair, and I survived!"
Dont get me wrong he did a super job but im sure he was praying to GOD in that moment for help and this country
I think he was too busy flying the fucking plane to start talking to his imaginary friend.
Technically, your imaginary friend allowed those birds into the jet intakes, causing them to fail. He could have prevented it all by making the birds go away but he didn't.
So where is your god when the catholic priests are raping the kids? Where is your god when any child is being raped, abused, dying of aids or has to go to bed hungry? Where was your god for all the first-born of egypt and when all the children were being ripped out of the womb in the old testament? Where was your god when he was telling people to stone unruly children (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)? Where was your god when he sent bears to kill 42 children (2 Kings 2:23-24) for making fun of a guy's bald head? Where was your god when he was telling people that children should be put to death for cursing their parents(Leviticus 20:9)? Where was your god for all the children dying horribly during the global flood?
Oh, yeah, he was probably too busy to help them all because he was answering the inane prayers of someone praying for the dog next door to stop barking or the light to turn green.
And you say god loves the children. Riiiiight. He's got a pretty fucked-up way of showing it.
While Hero does have a protector meaning the modern day concept is that a hero is someone who places themslves in danger to save others or reacts with bravery in the protection of others.
Pilots a hero, especially since he thinks he was just doing his job on a very bad day at work.
God coulda just repaired the damage, stopped the damage or floated the plane down lightly or any other some shit and never would bravery or endangering himself enter into it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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