[A Jewish fundie for once!]
The Babolynian Talmud (The MaimonideaN Code) calls for the extermination of infidels such as Jesus of Nazareth & his pupils.
Jews are obliged by religion to kill Christians!
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"Jews are obliged by religion to kill Christians! "
I see you missed the part where Jesus was Jewish.
Also, he was already killed 1,970 or so years ago, by the Romans.
Also, how the fuck would that work, since Judaism came first?
[Jewish mother]Do you have to kill the Christians? Couldn't you just invite them over for a nash or something? You're so angry all the time. You know, I read in O magazine that your mood is affected by your diet, so maybe if you ate more of your mother's cooking you wouldn't want to kill Christians all the time. I bet you never thought of that.[/Jewish mother]
I would like to dedicate this comment to my mother, thanks for the inspiration.
First, there is no definitive evidence that jebus was mentioned in the Talmud. Second, Jews just want to be left alone, they don't want to kill any xtians. Third, why in the hell did you capitalize the "N" in Maimonidean? Wait, this is a Jew? Well, I'll be damned.
I vote we lock all the Jewish, Christian, and Muslim fundies in a big cage, give them all hammers, and let them have at it.
Sure, one must stand by ones obligations. Where do you think you'll start? You could try where I live in the UK but there's not many Jews near here to help you, and I'm an atheist anyway, actually, most people in the UK are. Anyway, Israel is getting a bit of a bad press at the moment over here.
Did you say obliged by religion? Oh well, that's different. We all know how religions can be mind-altering, and are always wanting you kill others, I wouldn't pay any attention to it if I were you. The Jewish religion is complete bollocks, as are all religions.
Love ya, Pule.
Where's Hitler when you need him?
Also, when you're killing all those christians, don't turn your back on the muslims.
I suspect a troll... Maimonidean code? WTF - it came before christianity to begin with.
Mister Spak - actually, Israel was created, among others, due to the efforts of Stalin (if Stalin votes yes, a whole bunch of other countries vote the same) - and he was hardly a christian.
Why does the image come to mind of a Jew, a Christian and a Muslim playing Rock, Paper, Scissors over and over again but no one can figure out why one of them doesn't win outright?
Maimonides, also known as Rambam or Moshe ben Maimon was probably the greatest Jewish scholar since Hillel the Elder, maybe since Moses himself. He was a medico in Egypt about a thousand years ago. I'm not the full bottle on Jewish history but I suspect that the Babylonian Talmud existed long before Maimonides was born.
Maimonides was not impressed by Islam, but I do not think he had all that much to say about Christianity. Indeed, he was highly respected by late pre-medieval Christian scholars.
No informed Jew would write this.
Confused?
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