Quote# 57154

Plz Tell me a Prayer which will make me Free of Homosexual Attraction?

well actually I've found out homosexuality is nothing more than a genetic degeneration, that's why there are even some animals with same-sex attraction, they're degenerated too.. they can be sick as well as people can.. God has never created any one gay. I'm aware it's an abnormality, even thought I'm myself gay. I just need to change my sick attraction, well I need to pray to God, I want Him to heal me, He can anything. Please write me some prayer which would change me. Thanks

Adam, Yahoo Answers 46 Comments [1/30/2009 12:00:04 AM]
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Well, you already admit that being gay has to do with genetics ;)
Now you just have to take the next step and admit that, because god didn´t change your genes before birth, your homosexuality is god given ;)

1/30/2009 12:11:13 AM


Get out of the fucking closet already.

Unless you're using it for, uh, fucking, I guess.

1/30/2009 12:11:53 AM


Well, if its genetic, not really much you can do about it mate. I can't pray away being a tall, lanky git that can't put on weight for his life.

1/30/2009 12:12:05 AM

Argle Bargle

Another self-loathing homosexual *sigh*.

1/30/2009 12:14:07 AM


Why don't you just be yourself. If there is a God, well then, yes he/she did make you gay and you shouldn't worry about it.

100 people could write you a prayer and you could spend eternity on your knees praying and it's not going to change a damn thing. What a sad way to spend your life.

Please just out and live your life and be happy.

1/30/2009 12:17:21 AM


"...I've found out homosexuality is nothing more than a genetic degeneration...God has never created any one gay."

So, you're saying that God fucked up the source-code, then?

"...I need to pray to God, I want Him to heal me, He can [do]anything."

Except, apparently, create living things that can't develop "genetic degeneration."

1/30/2009 12:20:10 AM


Sounds like something someone made up to fuck with fundies.

1/30/2009 12:36:35 AM


LMAO @ the first response on there

*Nevermind, it keeps changing. lol

1/30/2009 12:41:46 AM


Yes, you definitely are sick, and not because you're gay.

1/30/2009 12:50:09 AM

Old Viking

I'm inclined to agree with LDM. Someone tinkering with fundies' little minds.

1/30/2009 12:57:26 AM


Poor guy...

1/30/2009 1:05:30 AM

The Lazy One

Poe. I've never heard a gay guy speak like that.

1/30/2009 1:22:35 AM

Darwin's Bullfrog

Oh the poor thing. :(

1/30/2009 1:24:45 AM


Wow, that's sad....I've got nothing...

1/30/2009 1:52:50 AM


Prayer or talking to the ceiling, is not going to make you any less gay.

Accept that this is what you are, a gay man. There is nothing wrong with you and please, don't go and ruin some poor woman's life because you HAVE to "act straight". Be honest!

1/30/2009 1:53:39 AM


Haha, he's just taking a poke at the fundies.

1/30/2009 2:26:33 AM


Obvious Poe is obvious.

But also hilarious.

1/30/2009 6:11:09 AM


And here's yet another example for many of the things wrong with religion, and in this case christianity in particular. Sure, he might be a Poe, and then again he might not be. We all know that there are gay fundies out there who really do think like this. It's just ... sad.

1/30/2009 7:19:12 AM

Cox & Dicks

Alternatively, you could join with me and Cox. We are gay 4 him. No reason why you can't be too.

1/30/2009 9:52:26 AM


How about praying for God to improve your English?

1/30/2009 10:20:53 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster

Grow Adam a fucking brain!


1/30/2009 10:34:37 AM


This poor bastard is in for a miserable fucking life.

Fucking religion.

1/30/2009 10:39:13 AM


That closet is a bit cramped, eh?

1/30/2009 12:09:25 PM


@Eden Well, you already admit that being gay has to do with genetics ;)

Actually the way we see it is that all humans are capable of homosexual acts since it helps us exist in our society without collapsing since true heterosexual behaviour is insanely violent to our own gender. Our ability to form "bonds within our gender" ensures our own survival. For some the bond is a friend who they go for drinks with. For others its stylish clothes and man sex...

1/30/2009 12:33:47 PM


I'll throw off a few lines for you if you like that should encourage you to be less gay.

(heh heh heh...)

(Tune: "Lord of the Dance")

"I fucked in the morning when the world was begun,
and I fucked the moon and stars and sun
and I came and I came again and again
in all the brothels I made my name.

Fuck, then, o come and fuck with me,
I am the one man sex orgy,
and I'll fuck you all, wherever you may be,
for I am the Lord of the Fuck, said he.

I buggered the scribe and the pharisee,
but they didn't like it and they wouldn't bugger me,
I buggered 20 fishermen in one day,
they all came 'cuz they like it that way.

I'll shag on the Sabbath and the days of the week,
Fuck the cripples and screw the meek!
I shagged on a Friday and my balls turned black,
It's probably chlamydia with a surfeit of clap.

On Saturday I fucked with a high priced whore,
On Sunday night, she came back for more,
She whipped me, stripped me, and hung me high,
Such ecstasy! I thought I'd die!

Take you from the back or from the front,
Settle for an arsehole if I can't find a cunt,
I fucked all the women till their sides were split,
Then buggered their brothers till they could not shit.

They call me the Stallion, they call me the Stag,
Lord of the Cockstand and Lord of the Shag,
I'll fuck with you if you fuck with me,
for I am the Lord of the Fuck, said he!

1/30/2009 1:03:11 PM

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