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Christians: can you name me one single sin that doesnt hurt anyone?
Sin is like a cancer to the soul. Yes we love the sinner, but their sin is evil and wicked and leads them to eternity of hell. Even one act and that person has Soul Cancer. Yes we are all sinners, but our sins are forgiven.
Murder, stealing, rape... all these are sins that hurt someone. The act of s o domy hurts the giver and reciever as it gives them Cancer literaraly and spiritually.

Jayden's Mommy, Yahoo Answers 67 Comments [1/29/2009 1:52:10 PM]
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KT

Just one? How about wearing clothing made of different materials? I don't see harm there. Shellfish also comes to mind.

1/29/2009 1:59:12 PM

Zoo

Wearing the "wrong" clothes to church?

1/29/2009 2:01:34 PM

Paschal Wagner

...and Jayden's Mommy makes a last-minute sprint for the Fundie Of The Year award!

1/29/2009 2:04:53 PM

Richter

Cancer?

1/29/2009 2:05:34 PM



Buggery: It gives you cancer.

Its like they play disease lotto: "Which shall I say homosexuality induces today?"

... I can name a sin which huirts no one. But then, so can we all, I'd imagine.

1/29/2009 2:08:47 PM

Chatvert

I'm sorry, I just love the phrase "Soul Cancer".

1/29/2009 2:11:10 PM

NearlySane

To Chatvert - Soul Cancer is the little known follow up to Soul Man by Sam and Dave (note that's a couple of men 'singing' togther!!!)

1/29/2009 2:17:23 PM

rlrr

Soul Cancer - band name

1/29/2009 2:19:47 PM

Bill O'Rly

Fundies teach me new stuff every day. I never knew I could get cancer from a blowjob.

1/29/2009 2:27:00 PM

Berny

The act of sodomy hurts the giver and reciever

Jaydee's Mommy needs to get Jaydee's Daddy to use more lube.
Oh, and to answer your question of a sin that hurts no one, I would say blasphemy, since it is a victim-less crime.

1/29/2009 2:34:04 PM

BufferickVonHellbags

soul cancer would be a sweet name for a death metal band.

oops, rlrr beat me to it....

1/29/2009 2:34:35 PM

Illuminatalie

You can literaraly get cancer from s o domy?

I hope you're not hoam skoolin Jayden. If you r, please tell him it's important not to overcook the fries.

1/29/2009 2:35:47 PM

aaa

That sounds like a kickass heavy metal band.

1/29/2009 2:40:47 PM



Blasphemy doesn't hurt anyone.

1/29/2009 2:42:20 PM

Eden

How does approaching the altar with a bad eyesight hurt anyone, or working on Sabbath, or being homosexual (as long as it is in a consensual relationship)?

1/29/2009 2:46:09 PM

redfergus

Jayden's m o mmy is as daft as a hatbox full of bananas.


1/29/2009 2:47:16 PM

breakerslion

Working on the Sabbath? Oh yeah, that's not a sin any more since it wasn't economically beneficial to Wal-Mart to close on Sunday.

Graven images? Forgetting to keep the Sabbath Holy? Saying "Oh God!" during sex? Hey, they made the top 10, and I didn't come up with that list.

1/29/2009 2:48:59 PM

afacelessatheist

I'll go with blasphemy. No God, no harm, no foul.

1/29/2009 2:49:48 PM

Lucretius

Got to agree on blasphemy and even if there was a God, who is omni everything, how could calling him nasty names do him any harm in any case.

1/29/2009 2:52:45 PM

Cox & Dicks

Cox here, representing Gays For God. Dicks says he knows the answer to your question. Consensual buggery, he reckons, is one answer. I agree, that's a good answer. I can think of quite a few more but Dicks says not to bother or Jayden's Mommy might implode, although, Jayden's Mommy's child probably wouldn't.

Also, Dicks was wondering, did you mean physically and spiritually rather than literaraly, whatever that is, and spiritually?

And I was wondering why you ask members of a different religion to you if they could name one single sin? Not that there's anything wrong with Christianity, after all me and Dicks are gay Christians, but surely your religion can provide you with an answer.

Anyway, bye for now dearie, be back soon with a fab bible reading, love Cox.

1/29/2009 2:52:49 PM

Dan Onymous

Well in that case, homosexuals can be forgiven just as easily as you can, you dirty sinner.

1/29/2009 2:57:02 PM

Detrs

Just admit you're talking out your ass.

1/29/2009 2:59:40 PM

emau99

[Yes we are all sinners, but our sins are forgiven.]

So God forgives gays...but you don't?


1/29/2009 3:06:10 PM

The Watcher

1. Looking at someone with lust in your heart
2. Cursing someone
3. Consensual extramarital sex
4. Denying the Holy Spirit
5. Idol worship
6. Playing with a Ouija board
7. Watching an R-rated movie

1/29/2009 3:22:37 PM

David B.

Apparently the worst sin of all, the one that not even all-forgiving God can forgive (no, that doesn't make sense to me either), is to deny the holy spirit.

That's it, that is as bad as it gets. Yup, the very worst "soul cancer", or "soul incurable inoperable metastasised cancer" if you will, is to tell the ghost of your imaginary friend to go take a hike.

You can break any of the 10 commandments and God will let you off if you are "weary weary sowwy!", but be rude to a spook and, boom, its a flame-grilled future for you however damn "sowwy" you get.

And apparently, this "paragon" of getting your priorities right is what they claim all right morals stem from.

1/29/2009 3:29:11 PM
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