witnessed online via myspace PM to at least 8 different people. I sent them all the sinners prayer. They do not know me. I felt moved by the Holy Spirit to do this..
Some of those people are in a secular rock band from Australia who are looking to make it big..
Well..one of the guys in the band actually responded to my PM. He said:
who are you?
and who is jesus, what can he do for me??
will he make me rich?
What do i say now?
TwinklingOfanEye, RR 16 Comments
[1/31/2009 5:15:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Wednesday
You just found some teenagers.
2/1/2009 1:04:23 PM
are you hoping to continue with the conversion or do you want to respond with an equally amusing retort?
2/1/2009 1:30:40 PM
i didn't know that jesus offered material wealth. i may have to reconsider my atheism now.
2/1/2009 1:59:53 PM
What do i say now?
Why don't you see anything wrong with speaking authoritatively to as many people as you can about something you obviously don't know anything about yourself?
2/1/2009 3:55:27 PM
Poe. His name reads TOE when you read the uppercase.
2/1/2009 4:00:08 PM
You *should* say, "I'm sorry to have bothered you with spam. Have a nice life." You won't, though.
2/1/2009 6:31:02 PM
Refer him to all the televangelists that jesus has made rich.
2/1/2009 8:11:49 PM
One of the most retarded posts ever...thanks for the great laugh. :)
2/2/2009 7:23:18 PM
You know, if this is for real, I bet that guy is just fucking with you.
Trust me, it's what I would do.
2/2/2009 7:38:03 PM
"Sorry to bother you. It won't happen again."
2/2/2009 7:48:06 PM
This seems like a poe; I read it the firs time as "twinkling O'fanny"
2/2/2009 8:50:22 PM
You say "Oh snap" cuz you just got served!
2/2/2009 9:29:11 PM
An apology would be nice. But I doubt you'll comply.
2/2/2009 9:49:44 PM
Apparently they automatically assume that anyone they haven't bumped into while protesting abortion clinics has no religion of their own.
3/5/2009 7:17:24 AM
I'm pretty sure twinklingofaneye is for real, not a Poe.
3/29/2009 2:01:07 AM
I'd suggest something along the lines of "I'm just a dumb fundie, it's mean to pick on me".
3/29/2009 4:44:05 AM