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witnessed online via myspace PM to at least 8 different people. I sent them all the sinners prayer. They do not know me. I felt moved by the Holy Spirit to do this..
Some of those people are in a secular rock band from Australia who are looking to make it big..

Well..one of the guys in the band actually responded to my PM. He said:


who are you?
and who is jesus, what can he do for me??
will he make me rich?


What do i say now?

TwinklingOfanEye, RR 16 Comments [1/31/2009 5:15:07 AM]
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#877294
aaa

You just found some teenagers.

2/1/2009 1:04:23 PM

#877319


are you hoping to continue with the conversion or do you want to respond with an equally amusing retort?

2/1/2009 1:30:40 PM

#877350
Viva

i didn't know that jesus offered material wealth. i may have to reconsider my atheism now.

2/1/2009 1:59:53 PM

#877466
Brain_In_A_Jar

What do i say now?

Why don't you see anything wrong with speaking authoritatively to as many people as you can about something you obviously don't know anything about yourself?

2/1/2009 3:55:27 PM

#877471
Clown

Poe. His name reads TOE when you read the uppercase.

2/1/2009 4:00:08 PM

#877585
GreenEyedLilo

You *should* say, "I'm sorry to have bothered you with spam. Have a nice life." You won't, though.

2/1/2009 6:31:02 PM

#877678
Philbert McAdamia

Refer him to all the televangelists that jesus has made rich.

2/1/2009 8:11:49 PM

#878704
ausador



One of the most retarded posts ever...thanks for the great laugh. :)

2/2/2009 7:23:18 PM

#878732
Alena

You know, if this is for real, I bet that guy is just fucking with you.

Trust me, it's what I would do.

2/2/2009 7:38:03 PM

#878747
GigaGuess

"Sorry to bother you. It won't happen again."

2/2/2009 7:48:06 PM

#878817


This seems like a poe; I read it the firs time as "twinkling O'fanny"

2/2/2009 8:50:22 PM

#878858
Mr. Creazil

You say "Oh snap" cuz you just got served!

2/2/2009 9:29:11 PM

#878876
Snarky

An apology would be nice. But I doubt you'll comply.

2/2/2009 9:49:44 PM

#919228


Apparently they automatically assume that anyone they haven't bumped into while protesting abortion clinics has no religion of their own.

3/5/2009 7:17:24 AM

#930660
angel

I'm pretty sure twinklingofaneye is for real, not a Poe.

3/29/2009 2:01:07 AM

#930706
EvoPagan

I'd suggest something along the lines of "I'm just a dumb fundie, it's mean to pick on me".

3/29/2009 4:44:05 AM
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