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if they announce extra-terrestrial life..I am going to grab ahold of my faithful dog and hope he can go with me in the Rapture!(I have been teaching him about Jesus.the Bible says to preach the gospel to all creatures...who knows?

Angel01, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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yea like the dog gives a fuck

6/4/2007 2:15:59 AM

i010001

Let's make haste, fundie dog!

6/4/2007 2:34:11 AM

vichycycl

And they say Xtians are delusional!

Does the Biblie really advise evangelism to canines?

6/4/2007 2:38:31 AM

Zankou

Oh my FSM....I don't know what to say....

1/24/2008 6:46:55 PM

Zankou

Oh my FSM....I don't know what to say....

1/24/2008 6:47:03 PM

Doctor Fishcake

I'll bet your dog still humps out of wedlock, so you fail.

1/24/2008 7:20:57 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

if they announce extra-terrestrial life..I am going to grab ahold of my faithful dog and hope he can go with me in the Rapture!

I think I just got some kind of mental whiplash from swerving through that total logical disconnect.

1/24/2008 7:32:50 PM

Lainey

I can just imagine the poor dog, staring loyally and lovingly at his master/mistress, happy he or she is paying attention to him--all the while blissfully unaware that said master/mistress is insane.

1/24/2008 8:01:04 PM

Annabella

RUN SPOT RUN!

Get away before it's too late!

1/24/2008 8:24:49 PM

Mr_Vorhias

The dog's thoughts during his learning session with the Bible:

"Why isn't master giving me food yet?"

1/25/2008 4:18:03 AM

Viva

I think you ought to see a doctor.

1/25/2008 6:21:03 AM

Detrs

Yes, that's a tremendously helpful use of your time, much better than saying, feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, and sheltering the homeless.

1/25/2008 6:53:08 AM

Marlowe

Like how the kids had to grab Freddy Kreuger in their sleep so they could pull him into the real world and kill him?
No, wait, that's less ridiculous.

1/30/2008 11:59:24 PM

Mollyz

KJVO reading. It actually says "to all creation", not "to every creature" as the KJV has.

2/23/2009 4:32:09 PM

NotThere

Poor dog.

2/23/2009 6:41:19 PM

Moondog

Your talking dog is an atheist. He isn't telling anyone your fairy tales.

2/23/2009 8:21:42 PM

Ebon

This one's actually kinda sweet. Delusional but sweet.

9/15/2012 5:23:15 AM

Dr.Shrinker

A Rapture Ready devotee with an actual, real world friend?

Maybe miracles do happen

9/15/2012 5:44:57 AM
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