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Defendant Olona stated, 'Uh oh, I accidentally pulled out your IUD. I gently tugged and out it came.' She then explained, 'I cut the string than went back and gently pulled and out it came. It must have not been in properly.'
"Olona then stated, 'having the IUD come out was a good thing.' She asked (the plaintiff) if she wanted to hear her 'take' on the situation. Without receiving a response, Defendant Olona stated, 'I personally do not like IUDs. I feel they are a type of abortion. I don't know how you feel about abortion, but I am against them. What the IUD does is take the fertilized egg and pushes it out of the uterus.'
"Defendant Olona stated, 'Everyone in the office always laughs and tells me I pull these out on purpose because I am against them, but it's not true, they accidentally come out when I tug.'

Sylvia Olona, Courthouse News 60 Comments [1/28/2009 5:43:47 PM]
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Submitted By: DCoke
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TheOutsider

And Bush wanted to legally protect asshats like this...

1/28/2009 5:45:43 PM

JR

"See, it's not my fault really. All I did was tug. It's really the fault of physics (which I don't believe in, anyway.)

1/28/2009 5:46:45 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"What the IUD does is take the fertilized egg and pushes it out of the uterus."

Um.. no, it prevents fertilization. o_O

1/28/2009 5:47:28 PM

breakerslion

"Doctor! It hurts when I do this..."

1/28/2009 5:48:28 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"The plaintiff demands damages for battery, constitutional violations and negligence."

And I hope she gets it. People like "nurse" Olona who can't do their jobs because of "moral" objections (but have no objections to accepting payment for it) can jolly well find some other line of employment. I hear Wal-Mart is still hiring.

1/28/2009 5:52:36 PM

Will

"Hey there, I hope you are doing well. I really enjoy being your nurse. So during my break, I was thinking 'Why don't I pull a medical device out of your vagina without your consent and then have a chat with you about medical ethics?'.

1/28/2009 5:57:27 PM

Oy Vey!

Why am I not inclined to believe her.

1/28/2009 5:58:12 PM



Send the cunt to prison. I have no patience for healthcare workers who try to inflict their religious bullshit on helpless patients.

1/28/2009 5:58:42 PM

Blackadder

Sue her for assault! How dare she veto anyone's fertility choices!

1/28/2009 5:59:32 PM



"Defendant Olona stated, 'Everyone in the office always laughs and tells me I pull these out on purpose because I am against them, but it's not true, they accidentally come out when I tug.'

Everyone else in the office should be on trial too for complicity for not reporting and firing this fucking piece of shit.

1/28/2009 6:00:16 PM

Illuminatalie

People like this should be imprisoned or institutionalized, and when they get out, never allowed in any position of responsibility again. And check her house, that she isn't keeping some novel writer hobbled and captive, while forcing him to write books the way she knows should be written.

1/28/2009 6:06:45 PM

Asuka

Accidentally my ass.

You're the kind of person that forces me to ask every OBGYN I've ever been to if he or she or anyone on their staff is pro-contraception or not, because I'm terrified of stupid bitches like you imposing your personal beliefs on me and risking my health for a god I don't believe in.

Shame on you.

P.S. How the fuck are you a competent nurse anyway? The IUD doesn't push an egg out of the uterus, it prevents implantation.

1/28/2009 6:12:10 PM

Berny

They should fire the bitch.
If you have a moral objection to the demands of your profession, find a new one. How would you like it if you found out your preacher was an atheist?

1/28/2009 6:16:03 PM

Papabear

I'm not a rapist. I accidently had sex with her.

I'm not a murderer. He accidently stood in the way of my bullets.

I'm not an idiot a**hole. I accidently pulled her IUD out.

Probably accidently voted for Bush too.

1/28/2009 6:35:01 PM



So a medical 'professional' has been removing contraceptives without consent?

Freaking sue her.

"Everyone in the office ... tells me I pull these out on purpose because I am against them, but it's not true, they accidentally come out when I tug."

So stop tugging! What are you, stupid or something?

1/28/2009 6:39:00 PM

toth

"How was I supposed to know that pulling on things makes them move towards you?!"

1/28/2009 6:51:10 PM

Thammuz

And you tug because?

1/28/2009 6:51:27 PM

Princess Rot

Oh, not this anti-choice nutter. I've already seen this on RHRC. She needs to be sued to the moon and back again.

1/28/2009 6:55:01 PM

Pagnostic

malpractice

1/28/2009 6:58:01 PM

Natalie

I wish they could charge her for rape for imposing her will on someone else's reproductive organs.

1/28/2009 7:05:16 PM

ArmandT

Not sure if nurses need licenses, but she doesn't deserve one.

1/28/2009 7:10:55 PM

aaa

I accidentally crashed your car. I don't know how i got to the other lane.

1/28/2009 7:13:50 PM

Thinking Allowed

"Defendant Olona stated, 'Everyone in the office always laughs and tells me I pull these out on purpose because I am against them, but it's not true, they accidentally come out when I tug.'

That statement pretty much blows her case out of the water.

1/28/2009 7:21:49 PM

Moon Wolfhowl

I accidentally your vagina, is this bad?

1/28/2009 7:36:54 PM

Random Man

Then don't tug...

1/28/2009 7:46:37 PM
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