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[To those who think religion is the only way to receive morals.?]

Christianity is where we get our morales. muslim is false and therefore their morales are corrupt. Christian morales are everywhere in the US, even some of the laws are based on them. so your question is null since muslims have a false doctrine and therefore their morales are misconstrude.

True Christian Woman, yahoo crazies 19 Comments [1/31/2009 4:54:54 PM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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aaa

Seen worse.

2/1/2009 12:56:30 PM

Canadiest

Completely wrong but sadly I can also state "seen worse"

They've gotta knock the stupid outta the ball park to impress us now

2/1/2009 2:44:09 PM

DinDC

It types, therefore it blathers.

2/1/2009 2:46:42 PM

Ozzie

I don't morales is in the dictionary. There is, however, a Morales, TX.

2/1/2009 3:57:33 PM

Darwin's Bullfrog

muslim is false

Muslim? There's only one?

Are people really fighting a War on Terror against one guy? And we haven't won yet. He must be some kind frickin' super-Muslim.

I may have to convert to Islam. I'm not messing with this guy.

2/1/2009 6:49:49 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I know a guy named Mario Morales, is it about him?

their morales are misconstrude.

...and scrude, I guess.

2/1/2009 7:18:43 PM

Hawker Hurricane

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

2/1/2009 7:53:48 PM

Alethe

There *is* a country where morales really rules: Bolivia.

2/2/2009 2:44:02 PM

Grigadil

Let's hear it for Christian Moronity then.

Miss con Strudel.

2/2/2009 2:59:58 PM

Mr. Creazil

Morales?
Hey, Ray, were you created by Christianity?

2/2/2009 3:16:11 PM

Dr. Shrinker

I'm going to make a wild guess here and suggest that True Christian Woman has never read the Koran and, in fact, knows absolutely nothing about the Moslem religion.

2/6/2009 4:54:57 PM

evilred

Do fundies have something against spellcheck?

2/6/2009 6:03:51 PM

Arts_Myth

Good thing she's a true Christian woman. If she was one of Mudd's women, she'd be malfunctioning from that logic bomb.

(Okay, one of the female androids from the other episode with Mudd, but it just sounded neater this way.)

2/6/2009 6:41:24 PM

Lilith

Morales is clearly the family name of this Jesus, the Hispanic gardener that they keep talking about and lusting after.

2/6/2009 7:05:58 PM



clearly it's not the source of literacy, however.

3/4/2009 7:48:29 AM

rw23

English isn't your native language, is it? Oh, it is? I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to insult you by suggesting that you were incapable of expressing yourself coherently.

P.S. Your argument sucks.

3/4/2009 12:28:07 PM



MORALE SAVE FAILED

SQUAD BROKEN

4/18/2009 2:20:32 PM



The old "my god has a bigger dick than yours" adage.

4/22/2009 1:18:12 PM

dr y

You are definitely a True Christian Woman. Didn't need no education to learn how to do the housework and please your man!

11/3/2009 8:59:21 PM
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