Well the gays are pretty well covered, the pedophiles are working on it, and it won't be long until rapists and murderers are Gods special creatures too. Then we can empty our prisons and insane assylums since we are all Gods perfect creatures just as he made us.
What a crock of you know what. Didn't any of those people read the bible at all, even a little bit???
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"Didn't any of those people read the bible at all, even a little bit??? "
I'd wager they've read at least as much (or as little) as you have.
"Didn't any of those people read the bible at all, even a little bit???"
Yeah, because we all know that you're not allowed to hold any opinions until you've read the Bible.
Some of your heros were pedophiles, rapists, and murderers. Your kind actually supports such heinous actions when it suits your purposes. So now it's time to either shut the hell up, or go jump off a cliff.
Um. The overwhelming majority of those in prison are there because of an illness called addiction.
The assylums(sic) were emptied by Raygun in the hope of gaining votes. Crazy fucks, like the Raptards, have been voting for GOoPers ever since.
I have read the Buy-bull and the only coherent message is: "leave God's business to God". That would include the judgment of anyone who doesn't commit a palpable crime against society.
Palpable crimes against society are: murder, assault (which would include rape), theft, vandalism, and? That's about it.
Sorry Antichrist: You covered Raygun's ploy to recruit mental defectives.
Yeah, because gay people, unlike pedophiles, rapists, and murderers, don't actually hurt anyone.
Wait, what?
Didn't any of those people read the bible at all, even a little bit???
yes. it's really boring and i wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
please stop trying to deny your gay fantasies by insisting that we are in any way like pedophiles. kthnxbai.
(bcraig5)
Sorry, bgraig5, but unless said 14 year-old is a very late bloomer, that wouldn't qualify as the action of a pedophile.
Pedophilia = sex with someone who hasn't yet begun puberty (and thus, isn't physically ready to participate as an equal).
Sex with a teenager = NOT pedophilia.
Then again, since God never bothered asking Mary before he did the whole "virgin birth" routine, he definitely could qualify as a rapist.
"Then we can empty our prisons and insane assylums"
Yes, there will be plenty of room for all you ASSES, that is what we are really working towards.
[Well the gays are pretty well covered, the pedophiles are working on it, and it won't be long until rapists and murderers are Gods special creatures too. ]
Are you seriously trying to equate consensual homosexual behavior, pedophilia, rape, and murder?
Are you saying that NOT all of us are God's special creatures?
[Then we can empty our prisons and insane assylums since we are all Gods perfect creatures just as he made us.]
What the fuck are you talking about?
[What a crock of you know what.]
You got that right.
[...are Gods special creatures too...since we are all Gods perfect creatures just as he made us...Didn't any of those people read the bible at all, even a little bit???]
You sure as hell haven't.
You know, we've had homosexual marriages in my country for several years now. So far, no one has used the same argument to try to marry a 4th grader or a golden retriever. I think it's funny because now I have to wonder: what are all the fundies here going to complain about now that society didn't crumble?
(Wayback machine engaged)
Well the Negroes are pretty well covered, the women's libbers are working on it, and it won't be long until rapists and murderers are Gods special creatures too. Then we can empty our prisons and insane assylums since we are all Gods perfect creatures just as he made us.
Rape and murder are violent crimes, and people who commit these crimes belong in prison. Sex with minors is also a crime since minors cannot give legal consent; pedophiles belong in prison where they cannot harm children.
Sex between consensual adults is not a crime, no matter who has what plumbing. It harms no one, so no harm is done. If it offends your delicate fundie sensibilities, tough shit.
Didn't any of those people read the bible at all, even a little bit???
I did and the conclusion I came to afterward was that it was a 2000+ year old collection of goat herder and camel driver scifi books.
"Didn't any of those people read the bible at all, even a little bit???"friends .
One involves consent, the others don't. Subtle, huh?
The Bible? Is that the one about the psychopath in the clouds?
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