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[About Obama saying that Homosexuality is a gift from god]

Well, then all diseases are a "gift" from God....cancer, diabetes, genetic defects. I true homosexual was born with an abnormal endocrine system....a person with epilepsy can be born with a genetic abnormality for that disease. These are in no way "gifts" from God.

Miriam33, RR 32 Comments [1/30/2009 2:37:09 PM]
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#875422
Lucilius

I guess stupidity and bigotry are your divine gifts, then?

1/30/2009 2:47:35 PM

#875425
Doctor Whom

If the Bible is to be believed, then God causes such things so that He can glorify Himself, so yes, they are gifts from the Omnibenevolent One.

1/30/2009 2:51:22 PM

#875433
werewolf

Everything is a "gift" from your god if you believe your bible.

1/30/2009 2:56:55 PM

#875459
Ken

You're right. These aren't gifts from God. Nothing is a gift from God.

1/30/2009 3:22:20 PM

#875469
Spooky Mulder

I don't think Obama said that, I thought it was Oprah.

1/30/2009 3:33:25 PM

#875472
GigaGuess

Well, then all diseases are a "gift" from God....cancer, diabetes, genetic defects.

Well, when it serves your recruitment purposes, they usually are...God made your wife die a horrible, painful death of cancer so you could become closer to him, for example...?

I true homosexual was born with an abnormal endocrine system....a person with epilepsy can be born with a genetic abnormality for that disease.

Yes, and Epilepsy directly harms the person. The only people homosexuality directly harms are people like you who can't keep their eye off the keyhole.

These are in no way "gifts" from God.

If they are, they're on par with those ghastly sweaters you get from that aunt, year after year...

1/30/2009 3:34:22 PM

#875474
DevilsChaplain

When did Obama ever say that though? With a faulty premise, all is possible.

1/30/2009 3:35:30 PM

#875478
ArmandT

Based on your Bible, actually they seem to be.

1/30/2009 3:36:51 PM

#875491
GreenEyedLilo

Seems like whoever said that about gay being a gift has a healthier attitude about life than you do, Miriam. They can deal with what life hands them instead of whining and looking for the divine helicopter to rescue them.

And, of course, any gay or bisexual person who also has real diseases and disorders can tell you that there is a huge difference.

1/30/2009 3:50:59 PM

#875499
Quasarsphere

"I true homosexual"? A Freudian typo, perchance?

1/30/2009 3:56:42 PM

#875501
Lucretius

It was apparently a Rev. Ed Bacon who said this on an Oprah show.
I typed this twice as the first time I could not help myself and typed Rev. Egg Bacon I must be hungrier than I thought.

1/30/2009 4:00:38 PM

#875520
aaa

4. At least, it isn't rabid.

1/30/2009 4:18:34 PM

#875527
blah

Wait, this wasn't Obama, this was Oprah.

1/30/2009 4:21:49 PM

#875535


um, I don't know who submitted this, but it was about OPRAH saying homosexuality is a gift from God. If you are going to post, at least do it correctly.

1/30/2009 4:30:06 PM

#875539
Deep Search

Wait, wait, wait... It wasn't Obama. It was Oprah. lol Fundies dislike them both, but they're quite different people.

And Oprah didn't even say this, either. Rev. Ed Bacon did.

1/30/2009 4:34:05 PM

#875540
Brian-sama

a person with epilepsy can be born with a genetic abnormality for that disease. These are in no way "gifts" from God.

If the genetic abnormality that triggers epilepsy is not a gift, then is it a punishment? If so, what for? Is it a punishment for future sins, or is it a punishment for sins of past generations? Neither is morally palatable.

1/30/2009 4:34:51 PM

#875578
Lucilius

Miriam33, git from God.

1/30/2009 5:27:04 PM

#875701
Reverend Jeremiah

Either your god creates DNA or he doesnt. Which one is it. You cant have the best of both worlds (That is saying that god is responsible for making babies but not diseases.. they both have DNA)

1/30/2009 7:50:10 PM

#875761
Mrs. Antichrist

It was Oprah, not Obama who said that, but anyway...

If you're so convinced that homosexuality is a disease, why do you insist that gays will be sent to hell? Are you saying that people with epilepsy will also be going to hell?

1/30/2009 8:39:54 PM

#875796
Old Viking

Obama neve said that, Miriam, but you folks have never let an absence of facts stop you. Why start now, eh?

1/30/2009 9:06:54 PM

#875913
tracer

"Wait, this wasn't Obama, this was Oprah."


They're both black people whose first names start with O. How can we be expected to tell them apart?

1/30/2009 10:19:41 PM

#876134
HoJuSimpson

I true homosexual

*snicker* ;)

1/31/2009 1:34:41 AM

#876244
LOLWUT

Guess he didn't create everything, then. Unless of course you mean these things were not gifts, but punishments from god. I wonder what behaviour he's trying to punish? Whatever it is, it can't be homosexuality.

1/31/2009 4:40:08 AM

#876464
freako104

Your bigotry is not a gift and homosexuality is not a disease.

1/31/2009 3:36:07 PM

#876474
Lulzmonger

Question is raised, WHY THE FUCK GOD ALLOWED THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS TO HAPPEN THE FIRST PLACE?



1/31/2009 3:40:26 PM
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