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Isn't it funny GOD doesn't electricute you up for spreading false messages it/he/she/ just asks why? and then it/he/she gives you the answer.
GOD is here with us today! but love and compassion are two few of its/his/hers virtues GOD knows these are heavenly virtues and that without the other traits the darker ones we wouldn't exist these he placed in earth then each would get to decide what path one would follow so you can be in heaven and close to it/him/her or you can follow the demiGOD I believe him and his minions lie in the center of our galaxies the eaters of worlds! yet another existance we can't proove the answers are infront of our eyes you need to see for the first time and belive for a creator there is a destroyer we are in his path now like the whiteboard/blackboard that got filled only to be erased and refilled again and again and again until one day that of most importance is realised and the board does not get wiped instead it is left in perfection unchanged I EXIST!

youwontforget, Belfast Telegraph comments 21 Comments [1/29/2009 11:06:02 PM]
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Zabimaru

Yeah, isn't that funny? That would mean that the world works exactly as if God doesn't exist. And you see this as proof that God does exist... Or what?

1/29/2009 11:20:33 PM

Argle Bargle

My brain refuses to read this rambling wall of text. Can someone give me the summary?

1/29/2009 11:20:55 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

[I freely admit I stopped reading shortly into the huge run-on sentence, but I must single this out:]

"Isn't it funny GOD doesn't electricute you up for spreading false messages it/he/she/ just asks why?"

Isn't it funny, God doesn't do anything, ever?


@Argle Bargle:

"WHAAAAARRRRRGARRRRBL!"

1/29/2009 11:25:59 PM

Malkavian Jeff

Good job on avoiding that user's question.

1/29/2009 11:29:08 PM

Old Viking

You are a raving/slavering lunatic.

1/29/2009 11:31:02 PM

Ren

Wut?

1/29/2009 11:32:53 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Classic example of fundie literary expression. Bravo! Bravo! (What the heck did they type?)

1/29/2009 11:35:13 PM

Katsuro

Oh God, we have insane religious people in Northern Ireland now!

Wait...actually the last 30-40 years in this country have shown this was always the case.

1/29/2009 11:42:09 PM

WMDKitty

So, if your GOD is so great, why doesn't he/she/it PROVE HIM/HER/IT-SELF?

1/29/2009 11:54:30 PM

aaa

I see your ego. It is the size of a small planet.

1/29/2009 11:58:20 PM

werewolf

I have no idea what he said. My eyes just glazed over when I started reading that dribble.

1/30/2009 7:33:02 AM

Pule Thamex

A very quick word of advice. Get yourself help immediately.

1/30/2009 9:43:06 AM

Lucretius

Punctuation was invented for a very good reason

1/30/2009 10:57:15 AM

Kung Fu Hamsta

LOL. Wait...whut?

1/30/2009 2:14:31 PM

CJ

*face palm*

My kingdom for a full stop, or even a semi-colon!

1/30/2009 8:22:37 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Argle Bargle

Seems to amount to; "I don't think, I just am."

Personally, I prefer Rene's version.

1/30/2009 8:32:03 PM

Sasha

Sounds like someone mistook Lovecraft for the Bible while dropping acid.

1/31/2009 3:01:27 AM

Porter

Freshly ground pepper on your word salad?

1/31/2009 4:35:10 PM

Xotan

Misspelled babbledegook!

1/31/2009 6:53:48 PM

Tormentor of Religion

I think the appropriate terms are: Schlim instead of him and schler instead of its/his/her

3/23/2009 7:34:12 AM

Table Rock

I understand you. You need to change your RPM from 78 to 33 1/3. You sound like an auctioneer on crystal meth.

3/23/2009 9:23:27 AM
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