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In response to: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090110022839AAN4XQ7

Are you going to trust what "science" says or what GOD says? The bible has no mention of dinosaur activity---so there is a very high possibility that they could be nothing more than a hoax----perhaps a type of prehistoric lizard is what scientists think they discovered--

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Evangelical; committed Soldier of God.

Losasha, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [1/30/2009 2:02:51 PM]
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Illuminatalie

I will actually trust / not trust what observable entities say. At least you admit your claims are merely 'possible' not 'probable', so the fundification process has just started in you.

1/30/2009 2:21:28 PM

werewolf

Yes, why trust reality?

Pie in the sky can always be imagined as more delicious than pie in front of you.

1/30/2009 2:50:49 PM

Mr. Creazil

Occam's Razor, bitch!

1/30/2009 2:52:49 PM

Doctor Whom

Are you going to trust what "science" says or what GOD says? The bible clearly states that insects have four legs---so there is a very high possibility that six-legged insects could be nothing more than a hoax----perhaps two extra legs glued on are what scientists think they discovered--

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Evangelical; committed Soldier of God; total tard.

1/30/2009 2:53:35 PM

Clown

"Perhaps a type of prehistoric lizard."
Try thousands species of prehistoric lizards.

1/30/2009 2:56:03 PM

Grigadil

The bibile doesn't mention gigahertz internet either. Or anything more advanced than iron chariots.

1/30/2009 2:57:52 PM

Navelgazer

You refer to scientists as evidence to support your argument against science?

Can't you see how this shreds your credibility?

1/30/2009 2:59:48 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Thousands of scientists around the globe hide gimungous fake skeletons under layers and layers of rock, hide them and then dig them up just to piss you off? That's quite a hoax.

1/30/2009 3:05:50 PM



Poe, Poe, POE.

1/30/2009 3:33:48 PM

Eden

Ah,
of course, the usual
"reality must be wrong if it conflicts with the bible" :D

1/30/2009 4:12:21 PM

aaa

This fails.

1/30/2009 4:15:53 PM

Paschal Wagner

"There were no dinosaurs, just prehistoric lizards."

You're not an idiot, you're a moron.

1/30/2009 4:20:16 PM

Nihlum

Etymology fail.

1/30/2009 4:38:23 PM

JohnTheAtheist

According to the bible there is no "pre-history" you dumb ass.

1/30/2009 4:40:25 PM

Geno

"Stop" using "quotation marks" and RANDOM capitalization! And it's "called" a "period"... USE IT!

1/30/2009 5:15:26 PM

GigaGuess

*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
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*Headdesk*

Goddammit, now I have a skull fracture, and the blood is everywhere...

1/30/2009 5:57:52 PM

Snarky

It doesn't mention prairie dogs either, so I supposed you'd say those are a hoax as well?

1/30/2009 6:11:16 PM

Knotilus

But there is no prehistory because it all started in Genesis, it's all in the bible, right?

Right?

1/30/2009 6:31:50 PM

JACKIE

Religion is the hoax

1/30/2009 7:56:33 PM

Alethe

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
-- Douglas Adams

1/30/2009 7:57:12 PM

Old Viking

It brings to mind the movie scene in which a guy's wife finds him in bed with another woman. The guy denies it, asking, "What are you going to believe, your husband or your own eyes?"

1/30/2009 9:15:13 PM

Devonian

"Try thousands species of prehistoric lizards."
More like prehistoric birds, really.

1/30/2009 10:29:05 PM

Lulzmonger

Only audible ''LOL'' made by boomaga would fit this now.

1/31/2009 3:42:35 PM



This week's Cognitive Dissonance Award.

1/31/2009 4:06:40 PM

El Guapo

Once again, I'm going with science.

1/31/2009 4:59:32 PM
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