In response to: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090110022839AAN4XQ7
Are you going to trust what "science" says or what GOD says? The bible has no mention of dinosaur activity---so there is a very high possibility that they could be nothing more than a hoax----perhaps a type of prehistoric lizard is what scientists think they discovered--
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Evangelical; committed Soldier of God.
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Are you going to trust what "science" says or what GOD says? The bible clearly states that insects have four legs---so there is a very high possibility that six-legged insects could be nothing more than a hoax----perhaps two extra legs glued on are what scientists think they discovered--
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Evangelical; committed Soldier of God; total tard.
"There were no dinosaurs, just prehistoric lizards."
You're not an idiot, you're a moron.
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Goddammit, now I have a skull fracture, and the blood is everywhere...
It brings to mind the movie scene in which a guy's wife finds him in bed with another woman. The guy denies it, asking, "What are you going to believe, your husband or your own eyes?"
You know, I wouldn't have believed this unless I had read it, but here we have it, folks - presenting Losasha, the personification of intellectual poverty.
"they could be nothing more than a hoax----perhaps a type of prehistoric lizard is what scientists think they discovered--"
...isn't that, you know, the very definition of dinosaur?
Well, if God ever says anything to me, I might have to think about it.
But since all I've ever seen is a collection of disparate stories written by cave-dwellers who CLAIM to have been divinely inspired, I'll stick with science.
I mean, what about that woman who cut the arms off her child because God told her to? Why is she just a crazy person but these uneducated, ignorant people writing the bible are somehow more credible?
Actually, this is true. All dino-fossils were put there by wags. During spring break. No, really, it was all just high-jinks that got a little out of hand.
Didn't mention cars,radio,TV,or miniskirts either.
Miniskirts! How could you miss that?
No mention of the Chinese or Vikings for that matter. Or Alexander the great and his empire, before the Bible or those other cultures that preceeded them and were known by others at that time.
And that insects have six legs, not four
"Are you going to trust what "science" says or what GOD says? The bible has no mention of dinosaur activity"
I trust Science. Why? One Word: Fossils. I don't trust you, your 'beliefs' or the Bible. Why? No physical evidence of God.
You FAIL.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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