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Nasa has probably tampered with the [Mars] photos... And EVEN if there is no face, how do you explain those other structures such as the pyramids ?

KingDavid, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Adrian

What pyraminds?

12/21/2006 2:15:22 AM

Redundancy department of redundancy

"And EVEN if there is no face,how do you explain those other structures such as the pyramids ?"

The explanation for the pyramids is quite simple. There was this vast civilization in ancient Egypt (around 3150 BC till 30BC) that was ruled by these "emperor" type guys, called Pharaohs.
At one point they decided that the most awesome memorial they can possibly think of is a huge three dimensional triangle made out of stone that would also serve as their tomb.
So they whipped their slaves until they had produces some 130 or so pyramids.
And there we have it! Simple explanation for the pyramids.

3/4/2010 5:35:47 AM

Redundancy department of redundancy

"And EVEN if there is no face,how do you explain those other structures such as the pyramids ?"

The explanation for the pyramids is quite simple. There was this vast civilization in ancient Egypt (around 3150 BC till 30BC) that was ruled by these "emperor" type guys, called Pharaohs.
At one point they decided that the most awesome memorial they can possibly think of is a huge three dimensional triangle made out of stone that would also serve as their tomb.
So they whipped their slaves until they had produces some 130 or so pyramids.
And there we have it! Simple explanation for the pyramids.

3/4/2010 5:36:53 AM

Canadiest

There's pyramid shaped rock or dune outcrops on some Mars photos. We'd notice more of the same on Earth if we weren't covered with so much vegetation, probably a face here and there too

3/4/2010 6:42:14 AM

Anon-e-moose

"how do you explain those other structures such as the pyramids ?"

PROTIP: The TV miniseries "The Martian Chronicles" and the film "Total Recall" are not documentaries.

3/4/2010 8:42:19 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Adrian for the win.

3/4/2010 8:45:35 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"probably a face here and there too "

Not to mention some butt cheeks.

3/4/2010 8:46:27 AM

rw23

@Adrian: "What pyramids?"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/episodeguide/pyramidsmars/

Well, it makes just as much sense....

3/4/2010 12:13:38 PM

Phisshy

Actually slaves never built the pyramids. It was actually out of work farmers and other workers that the pharaoh commissioned them to built the tombs.

3/4/2010 12:41:58 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Wow. Didn't know the Egyptian empire stretched that far.

9/18/2010 3:00:55 PM

Justanotheratheist

Those pyramids on Mars are halfway rest stations for those of us who will be lucky enough to get Raptured.

9/19/2010 12:04:12 AM
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