Whatever happens next it's time for the believers on this board to defend God's Word at all costs with both guns blazing.
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You can't defend the rubbish that you spout on Rapture Ready. It is indefensible, being purely a matter of faith in a weird belief. You either believe it or you don't.
You can't defend God's word. God hasn't got any words. God doesn't exist.
Just relax, enjoy your hobby, keep looking out for signs of the impending whooshfest, and all will be hunkydory.
Love ya, Pule.
Hey, I love this idea! Yeah, all of you go out with your guns, go somewhere away from cities so Jesus can bring you to heaven if you start to lose... hey, why not mark your land with a giant red X? And maybe a little sign saying 'Nukes go here'. Then your other rapture buddies can find you. Great plan.
This is probably one of the greatest fails at Christianity I've seen.
Defend God's word from what? The beings he made? The apocalypse he set into motion and knew would happen? Why do you need to use guns when Jebus himself said 'repay evil with good' and 'turn the other cheek' and all? Wouldn't it be more ideal to go down like the martyrs in history and die a pacifist, following the example of your chosen savior rather than scaring people with your threats and paranoid attacks? Christ knew he was going to die and just accepted it. If you're so certain that your stupid tribulation's coming up, why can't you just do the same instead of freaking out and taking everyone's civil rights and safety with you?
@LadyJ - Forgive me. I can't tell if you're joking or not:
He's not a gun toting kill your neighbor Christian.
So... they exist?
ETA: It appears LadyJ is for realsies. D:
I can't help but get the feeling that the ol' Buzzard is going to get himself arrested.
And Lady J? I've read enough of Buzzardhut's raving to know he's a dangerous extremist. In fact, I'm a little concerned about anyone who can't see that.
Awwww look
Buzzardguts thinks he's the next David Koresh.
Edit:
LadyJ
Here's the difference between our boards, your message will be allowed to stand and be mocked. I was banned from RR before I could even log in.
And I've read enough of Buzzardhuts stuff to worry me. The neighbours always say that the mass murderer was such a nice quiet guy.
LadyJ: "Wow! You people certainly take things way out of context! I suggest you read the entire boards to get to know Buzz! He's not a gun toting kill your neighbor Christian. He's a wonderful person."
Surely you jest. I've read enough of Buzzardhut's diatribes on RR over the past few years to recognize a hate-filled psychopath when I see one. "Wonderful" people do not threaten violence against people who don't happen to share their narrow little religious doctrine, nor do they spew out racist, homophobic crap. Heck, they don't even create websites that ban opposing viewpoints.
Lady J, I've read enough of Buzzardhut's posts to know that he is a nasty-minded, hateful, aggressive bigot.
@LadyJ
We read the boards (some of us do, anyway). Buzz is a sour-pussed, holier-than-thou asshole who always questions the salvation of others if they have a view that doesn't line up with his. Buzzardhut can lick my ass. Thanks for trying to stick up for your fellow cult members, though.
Hi. I'd like some of that Christian love that I've been hearing so much about...
*reads Buzzardhut's post, shakes head*
I think there's some mistake, this doesn't appear to be it at all. You've given me hate, lots of it with violence. That's not what I wanted. I asked for Christian love. Who's in charge around here? I want to talk to your supervisor.
I'm imagining chuck Norris, an uzi in each hand, gunning down the unbelievers while shouting, "Thou shalt not kill!"
I don't see how you're going to do that anyway Buzzardhut, Obama's plan is to make all guns childproof.
"with both guns blazing. "
Meanwhile, in the righteous defence of the US against oppression and stupidity, National Guard should be able to keep up until you bring something bigger than 227 mm.
Hmmm, you'd think there's enough crazy shit posted on RR to warrant a small investigation by the FBI, wouldn't you say? So, who's going to make the call?
Wow! You people certainly take things way out of context! I suggest you read the entire boards to get to know Buzz! He's not a gun toting kill your neighbor Christian. He's a wonderful person.
Clearly, LadyJ, your definition of wonderful person differs wildly from mine.
All other things aside, Buzzardnut, "guns akimbo " just doesn't work in real life... At best you'd manage to force the SWAT team to take cover until you run ou of ammo or get taken down by a sniper. Add the body armor factor into the mix, and you're really unlikely to manage to take even one SWAT guy with you.
@LadyJ
Wow! You people certainly take things way out of context! I suggest you read the entire boards to get to know Buzz! He's not a gun toting kill your neighbor Christian. He's a wonderful person.
Defend! ... both guns blazing!
Is that what you're doing? Seems pretty feeble!
Buzz will not be pleased at your lacklustre defence of HIM and God's Word!
1st commandment dear - read it!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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