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"Well, we finally did it. We elected a Muslin President. An insult to the 43 Christian Men who came before. Whether or not you liked past Presidents, you have to admire the fact that they were all Christian. Not a Jew, not a Muslin, not an atheist. America is a CHRISTIAN NATION. Anything else is just downright insulting. If America still exists in 4 years, I have no doubt in my mind that Sarah Palin will defeat Joe Biden, and become President (I say Joe Biden because I expect that Obama will be impeached, resign, or assassinated by then), restoring good Christian faith to the White House/Oval Office.

Never again will we elect a Muslin man to lead the greatest country for Christians. I have some ideas about how we can prevent this, but some have told me they are too radical. I disagree. I already firmly believe that everybody in the world is born as a Christian, but later in life choose to abandon it or pursue another "faith." Although I hate large amounts of government intervention, I think a law should be created that makes it official: every American is born a Christian. Of course, later in life you can be allowed to convert to any "faith" or "religion" that you want, so there's really no difference in that regard. However, it will have to be recorded, so it will be on public record, so everyone can see exactly when and at what age you decided to abandon Christ. If this law existed, Obama would have been born Christian (assuming he was really born in Hawaii, like he says) and would have to convert to Islam later in life. Real Islamic terrorists in the middle east probably wouldn't want to associate with a Christian man, so his Christianity would keep Obama away from these terrorists he pals around with."

Lightbringer, Baltimore Sun 82 Comments [1/24/2009 11:02:00 PM]
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jc

Word salad. Also he's not muslim.

1/24/2009 11:03:21 PM

Nihlum

Go into exile you must, failed you have.

1/24/2009 11:06:06 PM



"Well, we finally did it. We elected a Muslin President"

No, we didn't.

"you have to admire the fact that they were all Christian"

No, I don't.

"America is a CHRISTIAN NATION"

No, it isn't.

"I have no doubt in my mind that Sarah Palin will defeat Joe Biden, and become President"

No, she wouldn't.

"I already firmly believe that everybody in the world is born as a Christian, but later in life choose to abandon it or pursue another "faith." "

No, that's not right at all.

"I think a law should be created that makes it official: every American is born a Christian"

No, it's never going to happen.

"If this law existed, Obama would have been born Christian (assuming he was really born in Hawaii, like he says) and would have to convert to Islam later in life"

No, he's still not a Muslim.

What are you, living in the Bizarro Universe or something? Every single statement that you have made is completely, totally wrong. Aren't you ashamed to be spewing all this nonsense to the entire world??

1/24/2009 11:06:58 PM

HoJuSimpson

Troll.

1/24/2009 11:07:00 PM

misterchipotle

"I already firmly believe that everybody in the world is born as a Christian", then you would be fucking wrong. everyone is born not believing in anything. only by their parents/guardians are they introduced to religious mythology.

1/24/2009 11:08:11 PM

Hammurabi

Seriously, how fucking dumb can someone be that they STILL are calling President Obama a muslim. Is it really because of his name? Really? Does that mean BEN Franklin was jewish? How about ABRAHAM Lincoln?

Also, the reanimated corpse of Adolph Hitler wearing devil horns and perpetually ass-fucking an aborted fetus could beat Sarah Palin in an election.

1/24/2009 11:10:36 PM

Atheist In A Foxhole

CTSDT, Lying for Jebus and a borderline threat against the President.

Wow.

All that in one bowl of word salad. Well done.

1/24/2009 11:13:14 PM

Zabimaru

What I am most surprised by is not that they still call him Muslim, but that they still call him muslin. That's a freaking type of cotton cloth, and I am pretty certain that he's not made of cotton.

1/24/2009 11:14:12 PM

Ozzie

What's a Muslin President and a Muslin man?

He must be referring to some sort of belief system since he puts it in the same sentence with jews, christians and atheists.

How much more of this shit to do we need to take? He's not Muslin or Muslim. Your white Republican didn't win, stop whining and making up all this crap for Muslin's sake!!

1/24/2009 11:15:08 PM

ozznova

... Muslin President?

Is this like Hail Satin?

1/24/2009 11:15:38 PM

Illuminatalie

Leviculus troll es leviculus, et cetera.

1/24/2009 11:16:12 PM

Amanda

I stopped reading after the first paragraph. I'm sorry for the minutes I wasted reading that.

1/24/2009 11:20:35 PM

Gressil

Well a 5 from me on the off chance that this isn't a troll, I really hope it is as this person has a vote and that really scares me

1/24/2009 11:27:00 PM

Jadehawk

gotta be a poe, the "muslin" thing is kinda obvious.

1/24/2009 11:28:45 PM



I'm not crazy about the idea of a Muslin president either. Too much ironing.

1/24/2009 11:46:59 PM

Old Viking

America is a secular nation, Obama is Christian, and you are thoroughly ignorant. Does that clarify things a little?

1/24/2009 11:49:46 PM

Zoo

A muslin president!? Damn. I thought I was voting for a person!

1/25/2009 12:01:19 AM

Skyknight

...Jefferson was a deist.

I wonder what they'd make of Washington being a Freemason?

1/25/2009 12:08:00 AM



well i for one happen to like muslin. i find it very comfortable.

1/25/2009 12:08:03 AM

Bender Bending Rodriguez

If you can't name ONE terrorist Obama pals around with and provide legitimate pictures of both of them, then I command you to pour an entire Drano container down your throat.

Besides, only 42 men took the Oath of Office before Obama did on Tuesday. Grover Cleveland did it twice in non-consecutive terms.

1/25/2009 12:11:46 AM

Observable Reality

Obama is made out of cotton? What a great day for Fabric-Americans everywhere!

1/25/2009 12:19:15 AM

Danny Noonan

I thought Catholics were not christian? I can never keep up with who the real christians are at any given moment.

1/25/2009 12:26:04 AM

aaa

What.

1/25/2009 12:26:11 AM

Potentate Argyros

Are we really going to have to listen to this bullshit for the next 4 or 8 years?

1/25/2009 12:26:23 AM

myheadhurts

Oh

this

again

1/25/2009 12:27:17 AM
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