[In defiance of the celebrities pledging their service to Obama on YouTube]
"I will buy nothing that is optional - I need nothing, and my kids can benefit from a little more do-it-yourself entertainment.
I will pay for no entertainment for the next four years, no exceptions other than books and ammunition.
I will purchase no goods and no services produced by any company receiving bailout funds, no exceptions. Forever."
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I will pay for no entertainment for the next four years, no exceptions other than books and ammunition.
<sarcasm>Must be from Arkansas.</sarcasm>
I will purchase no goods and no services produced by any company receiving bailout funds, no exceptions. Forever."
Excuse me, but that was Bush's doing...dumbass.
Hooray! That'll show 'em. I pledge my service to President Obama, and I'm not even American. Hooray again! It's so exhilarating and enjoyable to see your disgruntlement.
It's going to be interesting to see what plots the fundie leaders will hatch over the next few years. Let's hope their estimation of their fellow citizens gullibility is hopelessly misjudged.
Love ya, Pule.
Since these people enjoy fantasising about bombing Moslems with pork meat and whatnot...
...how about selling them something, and year later revealing to them how their beloved widget was actually paid for by Obamoney?
"I will buy nothing that is optional - I need nothing, and my kids can benefit from a little more do-it-yourself entertainment. "
Does that mean no more internet?
However shitheaded his reasoning is, such a lifestyle is still perfectly viable and most likely beneficial for himself and his community. He's almost guarunteed to buy local goods, pay more attention to his family than the TV, and motivate his children to be hard workers.
Just as long as he doesn't shoot a policeman or social worker he'll be alright.
"I will buy nothing that is optional - I need nothing, and my kids can benefit from a little more do-it-yourself entertainment."
Better stock up on tissues, or at least wash their socks more often...
"I will purchase no goods and no services produced by any company receiving bailout funds, no exceptions."
That's cool, I don't really care for US cars anyway.
Taking my fucking tax money. Damn commies.
"I will pay for no entertainment for the next four years, no exceptions other than books and ammunition."
I wonder how this douche-bag connects entertainment to ammo? Nigga hunting?
Good for you, "Doc". Oh, BTW, ALL American ammunition manufacturers are subsidized by the government and have been since WW2. Ya better start whittling arrows.
...no exceptions other than books and ammunition.
I will purchase no goods and no services produced by any company receiving bailout funds, no exceptions. Forever.
Too bad that Random House and many other publishers did receive some money from the 1st half of Bush's bailout money.
Too bad Pete beat me to pointing out that ammunition made in the USA is heavily subsidized by the federal government. They'll be the first to admit it too!
I think you are lying about buying books. You already have a bible and I doubt you can read anything else.
Lets face it, you hate democracy. You hate America and you hate freedom.
Shame on you.
Well, as a target shooter, I can say that if he's buying ammunition, he's probably not going to have much money for anything else. Prices are ridiculous.
It's very scary that this person thinks of ammunition as "entertainment."
I hope MathDoc applies those savings for an extra bathroom to accommodate his kids' "do-it-yourself" entertainment. Oh, yeah, and speaking of the kids? They're at their friends' homes, listening to music and playing video games and telling everyone who'll listen how insane you are.
Confused?
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