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I think going digital is somehow related to end time events.

Novembergirl, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [1/30/2009 2:13:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Mick Davies
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surfinseaotter

Technology is from the devil!

1/30/2009 2:14:32 PM

Illuminatalie

I think levels of lead and mercury are somehow related to the stupid utterances of fundies.

1/30/2009 2:20:09 PM

David B.

You think everything is somehow related to end time events. That's how we know you're nuts.

1/30/2009 2:33:33 PM

Lucretius

What David B. said

1/30/2009 2:36:23 PM

toth

You think a squirrel eating from your bird feeder is a sign of end times. I'd be more interested to learn what you think ISN'T related to end time events.

1/30/2009 2:41:56 PM

Grigadil

What might jog my suspicion would be Cameron, Comfort, Dembski, Behe, Ham, Hovind et al recanting their bullshit and apologising for their lies.

1/30/2009 2:44:43 PM

Mr. Creazil

Yes, the government is trying to destroy the world by giving us better TV.

1/30/2009 2:46:25 PM

werewolf

In Revelation, it is prophesied that the Horsemen of the Apocalypse - War, Death, Pestilence, Famine, and Digital Television - shall ride out. And Windows Vista shall follow after,

1/30/2009 2:46:55 PM

Quantum Mechanic

So stop using computers!

1/30/2009 2:57:54 PM

Doctor Whom

Don't anyone tell her that digital has actually been around for a while. How else is the EAC supposed to beam us our instructions from our dark lord?

1/30/2009 3:04:01 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

And analog is Godly? Guess you'd better throw out all those debbil CD's and get yourself a turntable then.

1/30/2009 3:10:53 PM

DevilsChaplain

Really? I think the same thing about Blu-ray....

1/30/2009 3:34:10 PM

GigaGuess

What? WHAT?

1/30/2009 3:46:47 PM

aaa

Off the internet, kid. It is the ultimate of all the digital.

1/30/2009 4:17:03 PM

Morrigan

OMG it's progress!!!!

keep it away from us!!!!

it's diferent, its changing the world!!!

it's eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!!!!

1/30/2009 4:19:20 PM

Brian-sama

Yes, technological progress and change means bad news for the human race. It's a good thing we've never made such relatively simple changes before. Oh, wait...

@ Werewolf - We'll be safe for quite some time, though, as Vista will be prone to lockups and crashes upon initial release. God will have to send out numerous patches for it to work, and even then there will be eternal cries of "XP was better!"

1/30/2009 4:37:33 PM

JohnTheAtheist

What isn't somehow related to the end of times.

1/30/2009 4:45:38 PM

Geno

"I think [insert something benign and/or mostly harmless in itself here] is/are somehow related to the end time events."

Gentlemen, we have discovered the ultimate fundie template. Simply add something into the [insert here] spot, (global warming, Jack Chick, chocolate, parrots..) and you have an instant quote worthy of FSTDT. This person has it down to an art.

1/30/2009 5:02:07 PM

Not_You

After that post about naming aborted fetuses it was nice to read something that was simply hilarious.

Stay off in your tiny little imaginary worlds, and leave the rest of us alone. Stay on the internets, though, you are too amusing.

1/30/2009 5:09:12 PM

Headache

I think going digital is somehow related to end time events.

Why am I not surprised by this?

1/30/2009 5:36:40 PM

Snarky

Someone's pissed about having to buy a converter box.

1/30/2009 6:21:35 PM

JACKIE

You think!!!!

1/30/2009 7:55:40 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Thats funny - I think you are a complete jackass moron.

Isnt it funny how some people think?

1/30/2009 8:00:56 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Of course you do. Everything is somehow related to the end time events according to you people. Stub your toe? Attack from Satan. Heavy winds? God's judgment.

1/30/2009 8:42:55 PM

Canadiest

Yeah, only in that it's something that happens before the end of the world.

1/30/2009 9:04:02 PM
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