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#875394
surfinseaotter
Technology is from the devil!
1/30/2009 2:14:32 PM
#875398
Illuminatalie
I think levels of lead and mercury are somehow related to the stupid utterances of fundies.
1/30/2009 2:20:09 PM
#875408
David B.
You think everything is somehow related to end time events. That's how we know you're nuts.
1/30/2009 2:33:33 PM
#875410
Lucretius
What David B. said
1/30/2009 2:36:23 PM
#875414
toth
You think a squirrel eating from your bird feeder is a sign of end times. I'd be more interested to learn what you think ISN'T related to end time events.
1/30/2009 2:41:56 PM
#875419
Grigadil
What might jog my suspicion would be Cameron, Comfort, Dembski, Behe, Ham, Hovind et al recanting their bullshit and apologising for their lies.
1/30/2009 2:44:43 PM
#875420
Mr. Creazil
Yes, the government is trying to destroy the world by giving us better TV.
1/30/2009 2:46:25 PM
#875421
werewolf
In Revelation, it is prophesied that the Horsemen of the Apocalypse - War, Death, Pestilence, Famine, and Digital Television - shall ride out. And Windows Vista shall follow after,
1/30/2009 2:46:55 PM
#875435
Quantum Mechanic
So stop using computers!
1/30/2009 2:57:54 PM
#875445
Doctor Whom
Don't anyone tell her that digital has actually been around for a while. How else is the EAC supposed to beam us our instructions from our dark lord?
1/30/2009 3:04:01 PM
#875449
Tolpuddle Martyr
And analog is Godly? Guess you'd better throw out all those debbil CD's and get yourself a turntable then.
1/30/2009 3:10:53 PM
#875471
DevilsChaplain
Really? I think the same thing about Blu-ray....
1/30/2009 3:34:10 PM
#875485
GigaGuess
What? WHAT?
1/30/2009 3:46:47 PM
#875518
aaa
Off the internet, kid. It is the ultimate of all the digital.
1/30/2009 4:17:03 PM
#875522
Morrigan
OMG it's progress!!!!
keep it away from us!!!!
it's diferent, its changing the world!!!
it's eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!!!!
1/30/2009 4:19:20 PM
#875543
Brian-sama
Yes, technological progress and change means bad news for the human race. It's a good thing we've never made such relatively simple changes before. Oh, wait...
@ Werewolf - We'll be safe for quite some time, though, as Vista will be prone to lockups and crashes upon initial release. God will have to send out numerous patches for it to work, and even then there will be eternal cries of "XP was better!"
1/30/2009 4:37:33 PM
#875549
JohnTheAtheist
What isn't somehow related to the end of times.
1/30/2009 4:45:38 PM
#875563
Geno
"I think [insert something benign and/or mostly harmless in itself here] is/are somehow related to the end time events."
Gentlemen, we have discovered the ultimate fundie template. Simply add something into the [insert here] spot, (global warming, Jack Chick, chocolate, parrots..) and you have an instant quote worthy of FSTDT. This person has it down to an art.
1/30/2009 5:02:07 PM
#875569
Not_You
After that post about naming aborted fetuses it was nice to read something that was simply hilarious.
Stay off in your tiny little imaginary worlds, and leave the rest of us alone. Stay on the internets, though, you are too amusing.
1/30/2009 5:09:12 PM
#875588
Headache
I think going digital is somehow related to end time events.
Why am I not surprised by this?
1/30/2009 5:36:40 PM
#875629
Snarky
Someone's pissed about having to buy a converter box.
1/30/2009 6:21:35 PM
#875709
JACKIE
You think!!!!
1/30/2009 7:55:40 PM
#875718
Reverend Jeremiah
Thats funny - I think you are a complete jackass moron.
Isnt it funny how some people think?
1/30/2009 8:00:56 PM
#875765
Mrs. Antichrist
Of course you do. Everything is somehow related to the end time events according to you people. Stub your toe? Attack from Satan. Heavy winds? God's judgment.
1/30/2009 8:42:55 PM
#875791
Canadiest
Yeah, only in that it's something that happens before the end of the world.
1/30/2009 9:04:02 PM
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