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#875319
Lucretius
No, you have always been silly !!!
1/30/2009 12:29:48 PM
#875328
Illuminatalie
I can picture you cowering in a corner, screaming, "leave me alone! the plants are talking to me!"
1/30/2009 12:38:00 PM
#875334
Paschal Wagner
Today the actor, Forrest Whitaker, was on the Oprah show.
Oh noes! It's a conspiracy of negroes!
people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah"
Citation? Preferably along with reason why it's any more relevant than referring to Bush as Satan?
1/30/2009 12:43:16 PM
#875342
Philbert McAdamia
And, especially since from the beginning of Obama's campaign, Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE."
And McCain referred to him as "that one".
1/30/2009 12:51:09 PM
#875349
"people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah""
"Paranoia" isn't a foreign country.
Neither is "Madeupistan", "Bigotoa' or "Bolievia".
There is a "Fools Island" though, you'd fit right in.
1/30/2009 1:00:05 PM
#875353
Keizer O
If the name wasn't Waiting4jesus or the site Fulfilled Prophecy, this wouldn't be considered fundy. Paranoid, hell yeah, but not fundy
1/30/2009 1:07:11 PM
#875370
Crocz
Funny thing is, it's mostly people like the OP who calls Obama "The One", "The Messiah" etc...
1/30/2009 1:29:35 PM
#875385
Freboy
So you had Forrest... who may have said "The One" as in Matrix... or simply "the one" who will make things better.
Then you have people IN OTHER COUNTRIES calling him The Messiah. Yeah, this ebil conspiracy theory is completely water-proof.
1/30/2009 2:02:08 PM
#875428
werewolf
Calm down. It's just a glitch in the Matrix.
1/30/2009 2:53:24 PM
#875482
Pule Thamex
Obama is far more powerful than Jesus. Obama is relevant to 21st century culture whereas Jesus is relevant mainly to fundies. Obama beams like a nova to Jesus's candle. Obama is like the enlightenment of a large modern scientific library to Jesus's paltry bible. Let's hope he sheds some light into the dark areas of your mind.
1/30/2009 3:43:50 PM
#875515
aaa
That is a text book case of a kneejerk reaction.
1/30/2009 4:14:04 PM
#875559
JohnTheAtheist
You are probably scared of all black people so just STFU.
1/30/2009 4:59:07 PM
#875597
Headache
(people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah", etc., etc., etc.),
Ahhh "The Stupid Argument"
The poster relies on the reader to be too stupid to understand that the argument is only used to obfuscate the issue by referring to some unnamed, third party argument that is impossible to verify, besides "foreign countries" sounds so deliciously far away so there is no danger for the lie to be uncovered.
That is if you are stupid enough.
1/30/2009 5:43:51 PM
#875612
evilred
Is it painful to be that stupid?
1/30/2009 6:04:45 PM
#875623
Snarky
Go hide under your bed and stay there for 8 years.
1/30/2009 6:16:15 PM
#875688
Katsuro
Keizer O:
It's a fundy saying a darndest thing, so STFU.
1/30/2009 7:42:09 PM
#875728
Reverend Jeremiah
What the hell are you doing watching Oprah. Honestly, have you no life?
1/30/2009 8:07:20 PM
#875749
Sanity
Huh, that's strange.
I thought Keanu Reeves was The One, or maybe Jet Li..
1/30/2009 8:29:15 PM
#875794
George W. Bush scared the whole world silly, and they could see that McCain was more of the same, if not worse. That language that's so scary to you should give you some indication of how most of the world's population (including a majority of Americans) feel about the fascist Republican regime.
1/30/2009 9:05:03 PM
#875819
Old Viking
Use earplugs. Don't watch Oprah. Problem solved.
1/30/2009 9:19:03 PM
#875944
tracer
"Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE." "
Big deal. Oprah's probably had a schoolgirl crush on the guy ever since she saw him half-naked in those swimming trunks.
1/30/2009 10:31:59 PM
#876246
Orion
Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE, THE ONLY: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!"
you fail.
Also, people rejoiced at the end of Bush's regime and have high hopes for Obama's presidency (the world economy really needs the USA to turn it around). No-one sane calls him the messiah though.
1/31/2009 4:49:03 AM
#876342
Antichrist
Here's a tip.
If you don't like Oprah, DONT FUCKING WATCH IT! I haven't seen an Oprah show in about 10 years or so.
1/31/2009 7:31:38 AM
#876482
Lulzmonger
I don't like the blatant attention whoring of Oprah and his bald piglet, but this is just plain ol' bullshit.
1/31/2009 3:44:01 PM
#876625
Aethernaut
That's because you're crazy, Waiting4Jebus.
1/31/2009 9:35:30 PM
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