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Today the actor, Forrest Whitaker, was on the Oprah show.

Oprah said he had sent her an email regarding Obama. It said, "THE LIGHT OF THE NEW AGE IS HERE!"

That really, really freaked me out!!!

And, especially since from the beginning of Obama's campaign, Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE."

Together with many other things (people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah", etc., etc., etc.), I admit it's scaring me silly!!!

Waiting4Jesus, Fulfilled Prophecy 30 Comments [1/30/2009 12:27:53 PM]
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Lucretius

No, you have always been silly !!!

1/30/2009 12:29:48 PM

Illuminatalie

I can picture you cowering in a corner, screaming, "leave me alone! the plants are talking to me!"

1/30/2009 12:38:00 PM

Paschal Wagner

Today the actor, Forrest Whitaker, was on the Oprah show.

Oh noes! It's a conspiracy of negroes!

people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah"

Citation? Preferably along with reason why it's any more relevant than referring to Bush as Satan?

1/30/2009 12:43:16 PM

Philbert McAdamia

And, especially since from the beginning of Obama's campaign, Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE."

And McCain referred to him as "that one".

1/30/2009 12:51:09 PM



"people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah""

"Paranoia" isn't a foreign country.

Neither is "Madeupistan", "Bigotoa' or "Bolievia".

There is a "Fools Island" though, you'd fit right in.

1/30/2009 1:00:05 PM

Keizer O

If the name wasn't Waiting4jesus or the site Fulfilled Prophecy, this wouldn't be considered fundy. Paranoid, hell yeah, but not fundy

1/30/2009 1:07:11 PM

Crocz

Funny thing is, it's mostly people like the OP who calls Obama "The One", "The Messiah" etc...

1/30/2009 1:29:35 PM

Freboy

So you had Forrest... who may have said "The One" as in Matrix... or simply "the one" who will make things better.

Then you have people IN OTHER COUNTRIES calling him The Messiah. Yeah, this ebil conspiracy theory is completely water-proof.

1/30/2009 2:02:08 PM

werewolf

Calm down. It's just a glitch in the Matrix.

1/30/2009 2:53:24 PM

Pule Thamex

Obama is far more powerful than Jesus. Obama is relevant to 21st century culture whereas Jesus is relevant mainly to fundies. Obama beams like a nova to Jesus's candle. Obama is like the enlightenment of a large modern scientific library to Jesus's paltry bible. Let's hope he sheds some light into the dark areas of your mind.

1/30/2009 3:43:50 PM

aaa

That is a text book case of a kneejerk reaction.

1/30/2009 4:14:04 PM

JohnTheAtheist

You are probably scared of all black people so just STFU.

1/30/2009 4:59:07 PM

Headache

(people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah", etc., etc., etc.),

Ahhh "The Stupid Argument"

The poster relies on the reader to be too stupid to understand that the argument is only used to obfuscate the issue by referring to some unnamed, third party argument that is impossible to verify, besides "foreign countries" sounds so deliciously far away so there is no danger for the lie to be uncovered.

That is if you are stupid enough.

1/30/2009 5:43:51 PM

evilred

Is it painful to be that stupid?

1/30/2009 6:04:45 PM

Snarky

Go hide under your bed and stay there for 8 years.

1/30/2009 6:16:15 PM

Katsuro

Keizer O:

It's a fundy saying a darndest thing, so STFU.

1/30/2009 7:42:09 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

What the hell are you doing watching Oprah. Honestly, have you no life?

1/30/2009 8:07:20 PM

Sanity

Huh, that's strange.

I thought Keanu Reeves was The One, or maybe Jet Li..

1/30/2009 8:29:15 PM



George W. Bush scared the whole world silly, and they could see that McCain was more of the same, if not worse. That language that's so scary to you should give you some indication of how most of the world's population (including a majority of Americans) feel about the fascist Republican regime.

1/30/2009 9:05:03 PM

Old Viking

Use earplugs. Don't watch Oprah. Problem solved.

1/30/2009 9:19:03 PM

tracer

"Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE." "


Big deal. Oprah's probably had a schoolgirl crush on the guy ever since she saw him half-naked in those swimming trunks.

1/30/2009 10:31:59 PM

Orion

Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE, THE ONLY: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!"

you fail.
Also, people rejoiced at the end of Bush's regime and have high hopes for Obama's presidency (the world economy really needs the USA to turn it around). No-one sane calls him the messiah though.

1/31/2009 4:49:03 AM

Antichrist

Here's a tip.

If you don't like Oprah, DONT FUCKING WATCH IT! I haven't seen an Oprah show in about 10 years or so.

1/31/2009 7:31:38 AM

Lulzmonger

I don't like the blatant attention whoring of Oprah and his bald piglet, but this is just plain ol' bullshit.

1/31/2009 3:44:01 PM

Aethernaut

That's because you're crazy, Waiting4Jebus.

1/31/2009 9:35:30 PM
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