Pot, meet kettle.
2/1/2009 12:38:45 PM
He's got you guys there, hasn't he?
2/1/2009 1:31:03 PM
I don't try to convert. Although while trying to convert me I've put some doubts in their head that they may consider. Unless they just wanna ignore reality
2/1/2009 1:42:05 PM
You should see the reactions I get, when I go door to door peddling my particular flavour of atheism...hang on a minute I don't do that do I,that's the religious types isn't it ?
2/1/2009 2:33:04 PM
I guess this means that I'll have to stop screaming about my disbelief at the intersection outside our house.
2/1/2009 2:42:16 PM
I thought that was you guys, not the atheists. Huh, maybe I was wrong.
2/1/2009 4:52:29 PM
"Shut up and leave me and my kids alone" is not an evangelistic statement. Or does your church do things differently from the ones I attended?
2/1/2009 6:38:08 PM
Feeling threatened today, are we?
2/1/2009 6:44:00 PM
Hey bro, I don't try to convert you. I just resist *you* converting *me*.
2/2/2009 2:33:01 PM
Yeah but my evangelism works...I give out money instead of asking for it. :P
2/2/2009 7:10:37 PM
Two words for you: Jerry Falwell
2/2/2009 7:17:14 PM
I want you to know that because of people like you, I am no longer able to support the Irony Metre industry. It was becoming too hazardous to my health, what with you lot blowing them up all the time.
2/2/2009 7:45:21 PM
Man, you're certainly loud, aggressive, and annoying.
2/2/2009 7:51:44 PM
It is true that throughout history, we atheists have been conquering greedy bastards, forcing everyone with our loud voices to come to the great robot. First, we single-handedly took down the previously tolerant of all religions, the Roman Empire, by deconverting the Emporer to our evil ways. The fact that the empire collapsed had nothing to do with that!
After that came the wonderful dark ages where harvests were plenty, disease was almost non-existence, and everyone everywhere lived in total harmony. "Dark" here refers to the type of paint we used on our buildings as it was the age of wonderfulness for everyone with a whopping lifespan of maybe 30 years.
After that era, we decided to go from Europe to every reach of the globe to exploit or exterminate people with different colored skin while forcing them to become atheist. Heck, even at home, in Spain, we forced all the Jews to become atheist or else they got the torture. We made sure to look in our atheist handbooks to reinforce our right to own slaves in early America too.
We converted or destroyed many a native people by bring them to the light of atheism.
Oh wait...I think I meant "Christian" instead of "Atheism" - my bad.
2/2/2009 7:59:31 PM
Hey Pot. Say hello to kettle.
2/3/2009 12:02:15 AM
2/10/2009 7:23:29 PM
I don't evangelize.
4/18/2009 1:44:26 PM
Atheists don't care about anybody else's beliefs. It's a personal thing, and not something they "witness" about. Only stupids "witness" about something they haven't seen themselves. That's called hearsay.
4/18/2009 2:09:30 PM
irony, irony, IRONY!!!
5/5/2009 5:27:19 AM
Uhm, no - we don't do that, unless you lot come preaching to us first. Then you'd better be prepared for a fucking debate!
5/5/2009 5:52:06 AM
5/5/2009 6:35:59 AM
You fundies are the world's loudest, most aggressive, most annoying evangelists. You can't stand that you haven't converted everyone to fundeism.
Most atheists probably couldn't care less what other people believes in, as long as they keep it to themselves. Unless of course you are engaged in a real debate on the issue. FYI, "debate" is two or more people having a discussion about something, giving and taking ideas and theories. Not, i repeat: NOT one trying to push his or her belief system on someone else, who is desperately trying to escape.
Edit. Oops, I had commented on this one allready. Oh well, not easy to tell these nitwits apart...
5/5/2009 6:46:20 AM
Actually, I think we are growing pretty rapidly in numbers. And we don't even have to go door to door.
5/5/2009 6:49:10 AM
Mirror mirror on the wall
8/3/2009 9:52:01 AM
Yes, we are the loudest - we erect shrines in every small town across the country. We are totally tax exempt even though we're one of the biggest businesses in the land. We've also conquered, coerced, and performed mass conversions with the threat of death. We've used our dogma to justify torture, slavery, and genocide throughout time. Yes, Mr. Chrstian High and Mighty, it is "we" who are the most aggressive evangelists. Double-plus good!
8/3/2009 10:01:13 AM