As a woman tortured with menopausal symptoms (for ten years), I can say, with confidence, it came because of the fall.
One day, it will be no more. Come Lord Jesus.
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As a women tortured with endometriosis and period pains from Hell (for 25 years), I can say, with confidence, it is because the human body is stupidly 'designed'.
If there is an Intelligent Designer, the bugger was drunk on the job! (Not to mention the fact that a so-called compassionate, loving Creator would choose to punish all women, in perpetuity, for the supposed actions of some silly bint all that time ago. What a crock..)
"As a woman tortured with menopausal symptoms (for ten years), I can say, with confidence, it came because of the fall. "
No, it came because you're a human female of menopausal age. Why must you people try to attribute everything to millennia-old fables and fairytales?
Esther, hon, I think you have some unresolved master-slave fantasies.
My friends would gladly resolve them for you.
As a woman tortured with menopausal symptoms (for ten years), I can say, with confidence, it came because of human biology.
One day, it will be no more. Come anti-aging technology.
FIXED.
I suffer symptoms of *insert disease here* so i know it is a result of God
dumbass, go back to your cave
So, in the end, its all God's fault? Let me elaborate:
God make fruit. God make man. Man boring so: God make woman. Woman eats fruit. God gets angry, even though he knew that it will happen (omni-thingies), so he punishes both man and woman and their offspring.
As a woman tortured with exceptional menstrual symptoms [among others] (for 15 years) I can say, with confidence, it came because one or more of the genes some distant ancestor received from his/her parent had a mutation due to natural or manmade causes that cause(d)(s) my body to make too much male hormone and it eventually was passed down to my mom and then me.
One day it will be no more. I will be dead. In the meantime birth control pills are working wonders.
By the way, if you like being alive, be thankful you have the chance to go through menopause. Most animals, humans included in the past, don't live long enough to go through such events as menopause.
BTW2, there are treatments for that you know (lots and lots of different kinds). Are you purposely letting them torture you or something?
When the human body works correctly, it proves intelligent design. Praise God!
When the human body doesn't work correctly, it proves that the fall happened and thus proves the Bible. Praise God!
As a male tortured with virginity, I can say, with confidence, that it is all someone else's fault.
It is Rick Astley's fault.
Don't ask how I know. But since I'm the victim of something, I am right.
I can say, with confidence, the whole BS story about women and childbirth because of the Fall came about because some bronze age Arab goat-herder needed to invent an explanation for why women had a harder time with ovulation and giving birth than their goats did.
As a woman who seriously skinned my my knee (about an hour ago), I can say, with confidence, it came because the effing cat tripped me as I was going down the stairs causing me to fall!
See, even if it WAS the fall, it doesn't have to be gawd's doing.
I have PCOS. One day, I will lose enough weight to keep the symptoms to a minor irritation, or possibly science will make great leaps and bounds.
I'm kinda hoping for the second
"As a woman tortured with menopausal symptoms (for ten years), I can say, with confidence, it came because of the fall."
esther is mistaken. There was no fall. Evolution works the opposite way.
"One day, it will be no more."
Indeed. Because every human will be eternal and young.
"Come Lord Jesus."
Fuck off with your Jesus bullshit! That impostor takes all my credit, and his followers slander me every day!
Hah! I was thrilled when menopause showed up. No more ruined underwear, or days cut short by bad cramps.
Except for feeling hot and cold at odd times, I really have no symptoms, and nothing is certainly torturing me.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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