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As a woman tortured with menopausal symptoms (for ten years), I can say, with confidence, it came because of the fall.

One day, it will be no more. Come Lord Jesus.

esther, yahoo answers 53 Comments [2/1/2009 5:15:03 AM]
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DevilsChaplain

Sounds like you have hysteria...now hold still!

2/1/2009 5:21:46 AM

Stupidity for Jesus

Proof, please.

in b4 sex jokes

2/1/2009 5:21:52 AM

Undecided

@Stupidity for Jesus
in after in b4 fail.

2/1/2009 5:31:02 AM

werewolf

Why blame the seasons? You could have just as easily come upon menopause in spring or summer.

I'm glad menopause hasn't dampened your spirits nor ended your affair with the Hispanic gardener.

2/1/2009 5:48:37 AM

Antichrist

@ DevilsChaplain,

Another successful diagnosis!

2/1/2009 5:50:26 AM

Zuzu

As a women tortured with endometriosis and period pains from Hell (for 25 years), I can say, with confidence, it is because the human body is stupidly 'designed'.

If there is an Intelligent Designer, the bugger was drunk on the job! (Not to mention the fact that a so-called compassionate, loving Creator would choose to punish all women, in perpetuity, for the supposed actions of some silly bint all that time ago. What a crock..)

2/1/2009 5:53:31 AM

xander8

Water-boarding is torture. Menopause is nature's way of saying you don't have to risk death by childbirth anymore.

2/1/2009 6:03:24 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"As a woman tortured with menopausal symptoms (for ten years), I can say, with confidence, it came because of the fall."

No, it came because you're a human female of menopausal age. Why must you people try to attribute everything to millennia-old fables and fairytales?

2/1/2009 6:30:21 AM

Random Man

Read: I want my vag to work again Jebus.

2/1/2009 6:51:38 AM



Jeezo jizz isn't gonna turn back the clock, granny.

2/1/2009 7:16:50 AM

Kitourahime

Esther, hon, I think you have some unresolved master-slave fantasies.

My friends would gladly resolve them for you.

2/1/2009 7:35:57 AM

Jax

As a woman tortured with menopausal symptoms (for ten years), I can say, with confidence, it came because of human biology.

One day, it will be no more. Come anti-aging technology.

FIXED.

2/1/2009 7:50:40 AM

Wottock C. Hunt

Or you could simply bump yourself off right now and give us all a good laugh. You nitwit.

2/1/2009 8:46:33 AM

HoJuSimpson

Ah, yes, god's perfect design that ended up fucked up.

Right-o.

2/1/2009 10:04:22 AM

ozznova

Right, because menopause has nothing to do with your hormones suddenly changing because your body is no longer young enough to successfully deliver children?

2/1/2009 10:23:31 AM

aaa

How old are you?

2/1/2009 10:40:50 AM

John-in_Oz

If your theory were correct, you'd have had menopause since birth.

2/1/2009 11:56:14 AM

Ash

Even the babble says nothing of the sort. It only talks about childbirth. So, failure, even in her own base.

2/1/2009 12:17:09 PM

Panz

I suffer symptoms of *insert disease here* so i know it is a result of God

dumbass, go back to your cave

2/1/2009 12:23:04 PM

Percy Q. Shun

It ain't nothin' but you being a dried up, shot out cunt.

2/1/2009 12:24:16 PM

Lulzmonger

Batshit bonkers.

2/1/2009 12:45:28 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Intelligent design fails again.

2/1/2009 12:52:40 PM

Ozzie

Call Suzanne Somers, she can get your some hormones at a good price.

2/1/2009 1:30:01 PM

Clown

So, in the end, its all God's fault? Let me elaborate:
God make fruit. God make man. Man boring so: God make woman. Woman eats fruit. God gets angry, even though he knew that it will happen (omni-thingies), so he punishes both man and woman and their offspring.

2/1/2009 1:35:54 PM

Ambrielle

Uh huh.

2/1/2009 1:37:40 PM
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