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Then why did God create virii? Maybe theyre an instrument of punishment. I get colds all the time. Maybe God isnt happy with me.

Shimmerstar, Christian Forums 13 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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If this doesn't deserve a \"Proudly Marching into the 13th century\", I don't know what does.


5/11/2007 9:58:19 AM

Raggy

At least he said maybe...

5/11/2007 10:02:42 AM

jo_27e

therefore god must adore pharmacies, just look at all their anti-viral drugs. If you pray to the pharmacist there then you may be blessed with some psuedo-effedrin, god's magical cure to you're demon (and blessing for all his loyal dealers and their meth-labs)

5/11/2007 10:02:54 AM

Laurel

I've only gotten two colds in the past ten years. Maybe god likes atheists.

5/11/2007 10:04:29 AM

Freboy

You keep worrying about your colds, then wonder what God thinks of people who get HIV, ebola, hepatitus and so on.

Then move on to non-viral diseases.

5/11/2007 10:58:32 AM

MM

I think it's safe to say: Yes, God is not happy with you, Shimmerstar.

5/11/2007 11:47:31 AM

David B.

In Shimmerstar's case, I'd suspect God was punishing the viruses.

5/11/2007 12:07:06 PM

Sideshow Bob

Short-sightedness is worse than blindness. 13th Century please.

5/11/2007 12:09:32 PM

Wet Walnuts

Or, maybe you should just bathe more frequently and brush your teeth every day.

Just a suggestion.

5/12/2007 4:57:30 AM

Brian X

Just a thought: Nobody actually knows what the proper plural of \"virus\" is, because it was a collective noun in the original Latin. \"Viruses\" is just fine.

5/12/2007 5:41:02 AM

Matilde

I still wonder why God sent a cancer to the Pope or Mother Theresa, or tantalised poor Job that way, or why people in Thailand suffered from the Tsumani. Don´t try to justify what you OBVIOUSLY don´t understand.

5/12/2007 11:11:51 AM

Osiris

Still doesn't explain why the majority of colds appear in the winter.

2/10/2008 11:20:25 PM

TerriblyAmused

Virii?

2/11/2008 1:23:09 AM
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