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The claim that dinosaurs turned into birds is purely tautological. At some point in time you would have a creature which could not stand (as its front legs turned into wings), and could not fly. Natural selection would weed such a thing out. Based on the claims of evolutionists, the notion that certain dinosaurs had feathers comes entirely from the impressions left by dinosaur fossils known as Dino-fuzz. I would like to point out that the alleged "dino-fuzz" has only been found in fossils found in China, and that similar dinosaurs elswhere lack the alleged dino-fuzz. The reason for the dino-fuzz in China is purely a product of the soil type. As the flesh rotted off it flayed, leaving the impression of fuzz in the soil.

jmsnooks, deviantART 14 Comments [1/31/2009 3:23:55 AM]
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Submitted By: mngamojemo
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#877292
aaa

Aww, he is trying hard.

2/1/2009 1:03:04 PM
#877355
Viva

Not a religious fundie, just stupid.

2/1/2009 2:04:49 PM
#877480
Canadiest

"a creature which could not stand (as its front legs turned into wings), "

Never seen an Ostrich?
You can ride an Ostrich if you know what your doing, wouldn't advise it if you don't.

2/1/2009 4:08:00 PM
#877537
Katsuro

Funny how it's only therapod dinosaurs that leave this fuzz and no other type of dinosaur or animal.

Alos, has he seriously never heard of bipedal dinosaurs? T-rex is the single most famous dinosaur, wtf?

2/1/2009 5:12:55 PM
#877616
DinDC

"Dino-fuzz"...

a) A soft drink from the Roarin' 20s (or was that "Dino-Fizz?");
b) A hair-do from the mid-90s, cf. Heroin-Chic mixed with "Jurassic Park";
c) That chunky, acne-ridden guy from 7th Grade gym class, who wasn't navigating the turbulent waters of puberty very well.





2/1/2009 6:57:08 PM
#878249


Bipeds don't need their front limbs to fucking stand, and guess what all the theropod dinosaurs were?

And I don't think he ever did give me a straight answer on whether he believed the mammals found alongside the feathered dinosaurs were furry or not...

2/2/2009 9:59:34 AM
#878317
Quantum Mechanic

Fail.

2/2/2009 12:16:29 PM
#878318
ToEtheline

What about the emus, ostriches and cassowarys?

You fundies must think that the diversity of the animal kingdom only extends to lions and tigers and bears and that elephants and giraffes are exotic!!

2/2/2009 12:16:50 PM
#892193
agentCDE

PROTIP: A tautology is something that is always true. Don't use big words to sound intelligent when you're a fucking moron, it never works.

2/10/2009 7:31:14 PM
#1058819
FSMpirate

Since when are you allowed to use Natural Selection as evidence? No! Bad Creationist! Bad!

11/17/2009 9:16:36 AM
#1058826
Philbert McAdamia

Huh. And here I thought Dino-Fuzz was the very first police.

11/17/2009 9:24:45 AM
#1251975
David F Mayer

Chickens stand just fine, as do storks, and literally thousands of other species of birds.

2/2/2011 12:17:22 PM
#1251978
Anon

Well, there are several species which don't need four legs to stand and walk, and which cannot fly.

Tyrannosaurus rex is one example.

Humans are another example ;-)

2/2/2011 12:20:41 PM
#1336087
Quantum Mechanic

Well at least he used a big word.

9/28/2011 6:34:03 AM
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