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#874399
Amanda
*sobs quietly*
1/29/2009 8:00:18 PM
#874403
C_V
the problem with christianity is that it's based on bullshit.
1/29/2009 8:01:16 PM
#874406
drumbo
You do know that it's a made up story don't you?
1/29/2009 8:02:16 PM
#874411
JACKIE
pathetic.
1/29/2009 8:06:13 PM
#874418
Mortician
Yeah, Genesis also has a dirt man, a rib woman and a talking snake in it. It's a fairy tale!
1/29/2009 8:12:14 PM
#874423
Papabear
"Genesis 1 makes it clear that there is a creator."
No, Genesis 1 clearly states there is a creator. There is a big difference. That there actually IS a creator is, to be as charitable as I can be, an unresolved question.
"It answers the question: who are we? as if speaking to an orphan who wants to know who his real parents are."
It most certainly doesn't answer that question, unless the answer you get is "We Fundie Christians are people who believe in the statements made in an ancient, often-wrong book of unknown origins."
"The problem with evolution is it is based on assumptions."
Wrong again, a**hat. The ToE is based upon solid scientific evidence. The Bible is based upon the words of ignorant ancients and the wishful thinking of Christian believers.
1/29/2009 8:17:29 PM
#874427
Grigadil
The Hobbit makes it clear that there are hobbits, dwarves, elves and wizards.
The problem with the bible is that it is based on bronze-age campfire stories.
1/29/2009 8:20:14 PM
#874429
apYrs
It shames me to know that the UK has its own loony fundies, but we do.
Fortunately I think we exported the genotype for aggressive, vocal, and vociferous idiocy to the US
1/29/2009 8:21:40 PM
#874433
Headache
Spudthecat, you sounds just like that crazy preacher they repo'ed a car from in Operation Repo on TruTV. He was trying to tell the repo-guys that god paid his bills. It was a great scene, gave me the lulz for several minutes!
1/29/2009 8:22:40 PM
#874438
aaa
Is he even trying?
1/29/2009 8:24:19 PM
#874440
DevilsChaplain
Nice going, tard.
1/29/2009 8:26:08 PM
#874450
Random Man
You assume that Genesis is historical.
1/29/2009 8:32:46 PM
#874452
Fresh Claire
Are you aware of what an 'assumption' is?
1/29/2009 8:33:53 PM
#874457
emau99
We wouldn't want our beliefs to be based on assumptions, now would we?
1/29/2009 8:35:31 PM
#874465
Old Viking
This observation bodes ill for us non-believers. Wait. No it doesn't.
1/29/2009 8:40:01 PM
#874473
John
Simple and easy to grasp =/= right
1/29/2009 8:47:25 PM
#874474
breakerslion
Genesis 1 makes it clear that the religious hierarchy wants us to believe there is a creator. It makes getting offerings so much easier. Otherwise, they might have to actually work for an honest living like the rest of us, not that selling bullshit isn't work.
1/29/2009 8:48:21 PM
#874478
Illuminatalie
breakerslion wins.
1/29/2009 8:51:24 PM
#874479
The Outsider
The assumptions behind science:
1) The universe really exists.
2) We can accurately observe and describe the universe.
The assumptions behind Creationism:
1) The bible is true no matter what.
2) If reality disagrees with the bible, see #1.
1/29/2009 8:51:29 PM
#874486
Dark_Lord_Prime
"The problem with evolution is it is based on assumptions."
And the problem with Genesis is that it's bad science-fiction.
1/29/2009 8:55:33 PM
#874491
Argle Bargle
1. Reference a creation myth
2. Non sequitur
3. ??????
4. PROFIT
1/29/2009 8:56:48 PM
#874495
Snarky
Let's all go play on the circular reasoning merry-go-round!
1/29/2009 8:59:09 PM
#874497
Berny
The only thing that Genesis makes clear is that the early writers of the Bible were dumber than camel shit.
1/29/2009 8:59:38 PM
#874507
Horrible book, gave me the craps
The Neon Genesis Evangelion anime episode 1 makes it clear that there are giant robots in Japan. It answers the question: who owns giant robots? as if speaking to an anime fan who want to watch some giant fucking robots fight giant aliens.
1/29/2009 9:03:08 PM
#874547
Mister Spak
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone makes it clear there is a Hogwarts. The problem with christianists is that they are muggles.
ApYrs: can you take them back?
1/29/2009 9:24:44 PM
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