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#875659
Knotilus
As long as you don't have to be the slave, right?
1/30/2009 7:03:59 PM
#875661
Sisyphus
Hey! Fuck off using my name! You wouldn't know Sisyphus if he bit you in the backside.
Oh, and btw, come to my house and clean it, top to bottom. I want my toilet scrubbed, my bathtub shining, my floors so shiny I can see myself in them. While you're at it, clean up the dog crap, bathe the cat, do the laundry and shovel the sidewalk.
Don't worry, I'll make sure you have the minimum required daily caloric intake and a burlap sack to wear. Don't even think about sleeping though. I plan on working you 'til you drop dead of exhaustion.
It's the Christian thing to do.
1/30/2009 7:06:48 PM
#875662
Says someone who's never been a slave.
1/30/2009 7:06:50 PM
#875664
Slater
Yeah, being a slave isn't so bad, is it, Sisyphus?
So go get me a coke. NOW!
- If not, you just proved yourself wrong.
1/30/2009 7:07:59 PM
#875666
aaa
You get all the food and clothes you want, slave. Now, you will suck my 9 inch dick.
1/30/2009 7:09:42 PM
#875668
Nihlum
A fire, go die in one you comptemtable excuse for a human.
1/30/2009 7:10:31 PM
#875677
Headache
I didn't think it was possible to find people as stupid as this Sisyphus character, even on Yahoo Retards.
1/30/2009 7:28:01 PM
#875678
Reverend Jeremiah
WONDERFUL..I want to purchase your children as I could use some cheap house slaves. Do you have any cute teenage daughters for sale?
1/30/2009 7:28:42 PM
#875684
Lainey
@ FSTDT commenter Sisyphus:
Bathe the cat? You are a cruel master.
1/30/2009 7:38:27 PM
#875685
David B.
Let me guess, but homosexuality is still "an abomination" right?
1/30/2009 7:38:41 PM
#875694
JACKIE
and the fools wonder why there is an ACLU.
This guy is fucking lame.
If this guy is so for it, try making someone a slave and see what happens.
1/30/2009 7:46:26 PM
#875714
KT
When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)
Nice, right?
1/30/2009 7:58:44 PM
#875726
DevilsChaplain
Sin:
Not a sin:
1/30/2009 8:05:56 PM
#875746
Sanity
Slavemasters should treat their slaves nicely by providing enough food and clothing
So, sisy, if I offer you food and clothing, you want to work for me 24/7, for free? Awesome, I've got a cot in the backyard you can use to, aren't I the greatest?
Now get your ass over here and clean out my septic tank!
1/30/2009 8:25:46 PM
#875754
Darwin's Bullfrog
Who voted this asshole at less than a five?
1/30/2009 8:32:10 PM
#875762
Pule Thamex
Slavery is just the worship of mammon. It's great not to have pay wages, save yourself thousands of pounds. Now if only you didn't have to pay tax too.
You wouldn't know what to do with a slave in any case, a slave would just go boo! and you'd shit your pants. How gracious of you to provide food and clothing. I think you'd make a good slave. I bet you're a right little sniveling wanker.
You couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery let alone manage other people in whatever capacity. You wouldn't even make a good slave.
Mind you it's a good post to join my general collection showing the wonders of fundamentalism to the world. LOL.
Out of the mouths of babes ...
1/30/2009 8:40:17 PM
#875771
GigaGuess
There's nothing wrong with slavery to begin with. You've made a false assumption that it's bad just because the foundation of your argument is based on what you think is good.
Yeah, silly me, thinking that treating a human being as a possession to be used or traded with no regards to what s/he wants is a bad thing. I really should give my head a shake.
Slavemasters should treat their slaves nicely by providing enough food and clothing.
Because that's all that matters in life. Being fed and clothed, not enjoying your own life. Not deciding if you want to be a doctor, a lawyer, an artist, or what have you. Not waking up one morning, and rolling over and going back to sleep...just because you can. oh that freedom. So overrated.
Slavery will never be immoral or unethical because it never was.
Fine. Come over to my place. i got some chorse for you. Not to mention a job or two for ya. We're gonna have to work on that gag reflex, of course. But first, let's get my brand on ya...don't worry. I'll feed you and clothe you...
1/30/2009 8:46:53 PM
#875778
Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat
Slavery is never right, ever. In any slave-master system, there is complete control, implemented by violence or fear. In no way can it ever be moral.
unless, of course, it's bdsm...
1/30/2009 8:54:12 PM
#875792
Sisyphus
@Lainey: Hey, it saves me doing it! I still haven't recovered from last time!
1/30/2009 9:04:49 PM
#875812
GigaGuess
@Sisyphus
I hear that. I did it once, and I still have the battle scars from the ordeal.
1/30/2009 9:16:19 PM
#875818
Knotilus
@Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat - Hell yeah!
1/30/2009 9:18:46 PM
#875888
Doctor Whom
You first. I promise I will provide enough food and clothing.
1/30/2009 10:07:50 PM
#875908
Old Viking
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
1/30/2009 10:17:38 PM
#875928
M.M.
FAIL
1/30/2009 10:28:19 PM
#876070
Won Ton
DIAF
1/31/2009 12:14:36 AM
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