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There's nothing wrong with slavery to begin with. You've made a false assumption that it's bad just because the foundation of your argument is based on what you think is good. Slavemasters should treat their slaves nicely by providing enough food and clothing. Slavery will never be immoral or unethical because it never was.

Sisyphus, Y! Answers 37 Comments [1/30/2009 6:56:07 PM]
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Knotilus

As long as you don't have to be the slave, right?

1/30/2009 7:03:59 PM

Sisyphus

Hey! Fuck off using my name! You wouldn't know Sisyphus if he bit you in the backside.

Oh, and btw, come to my house and clean it, top to bottom. I want my toilet scrubbed, my bathtub shining, my floors so shiny I can see myself in them. While you're at it, clean up the dog crap, bathe the cat, do the laundry and shovel the sidewalk.

Don't worry, I'll make sure you have the minimum required daily caloric intake and a burlap sack to wear. Don't even think about sleeping though. I plan on working you 'til you drop dead of exhaustion.

It's the Christian thing to do.

1/30/2009 7:06:48 PM



Says someone who's never been a slave.

1/30/2009 7:06:50 PM

Slater

Yeah, being a slave isn't so bad, is it, Sisyphus?

So go get me a coke. NOW!

- If not, you just proved yourself wrong.

1/30/2009 7:07:59 PM

aaa

You get all the food and clothes you want, slave. Now, you will suck my 9 inch dick.

1/30/2009 7:09:42 PM

Nihlum

A fire, go die in one you comptemtable excuse for a human.

1/30/2009 7:10:31 PM

Headache

I didn't think it was possible to find people as stupid as this Sisyphus character, even on Yahoo Retards.

1/30/2009 7:28:01 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

WONDERFUL..I want to purchase your children as I could use some cheap house slaves. Do you have any cute teenage daughters for sale?

1/30/2009 7:28:42 PM

Lainey

@ FSTDT commenter Sisyphus:

Bathe the cat? You are a cruel master.

1/30/2009 7:38:27 PM

David B.

Let me guess, but homosexuality is still "an abomination" right?

1/30/2009 7:38:41 PM

JACKIE

and the fools wonder why there is an ACLU.

This guy is fucking lame.

If this guy is so for it, try making someone a slave and see what happens.

1/30/2009 7:46:26 PM

KT

When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)



Nice, right?

1/30/2009 7:58:44 PM

DevilsChaplain

Sin:


Not a sin:

1/30/2009 8:05:56 PM

Sanity

Slavemasters should treat their slaves nicely by providing enough food and clothing

So, sisy, if I offer you food and clothing, you want to work for me 24/7, for free? Awesome, I've got a cot in the backyard you can use to, aren't I the greatest?

Now get your ass over here and clean out my septic tank!

1/30/2009 8:25:46 PM

Darwin's Bullfrog

Who voted this asshole at less than a five?

1/30/2009 8:32:10 PM

Pule Thamex

Slavery is just the worship of mammon. It's great not to have pay wages, save yourself thousands of pounds. Now if only you didn't have to pay tax too.

You wouldn't know what to do with a slave in any case, a slave would just go boo! and you'd shit your pants. How gracious of you to provide food and clothing. I think you'd make a good slave. I bet you're a right little sniveling wanker.

You couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery let alone manage other people in whatever capacity. You wouldn't even make a good slave.

Mind you it's a good post to join my general collection showing the wonders of fundamentalism to the world. LOL.

Out of the mouths of babes ...

1/30/2009 8:40:17 PM

GigaGuess

There's nothing wrong with slavery to begin with. You've made a false assumption that it's bad just because the foundation of your argument is based on what you think is good.
Yeah, silly me, thinking that treating a human being as a possession to be used or traded with no regards to what s/he wants is a bad thing. I really should give my head a shake.

Slavemasters should treat their slaves nicely by providing enough food and clothing.
Because that's all that matters in life. Being fed and clothed, not enjoying your own life. Not deciding if you want to be a doctor, a lawyer, an artist, or what have you. Not waking up one morning, and rolling over and going back to sleep...just because you can. oh that freedom. So overrated.

Slavery will never be immoral or unethical because it never was.
Fine. Come over to my place. i got some chorse for you. Not to mention a job or two for ya. We're gonna have to work on that gag reflex, of course. But first, let's get my brand on ya...don't worry. I'll feed you and clothe you...

1/30/2009 8:46:53 PM

Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat

Slavery is never right, ever. In any slave-master system, there is complete control, implemented by violence or fear. In no way can it ever be moral.

[size=8] unless, of course, it's bdsm...[/size]

1/30/2009 8:54:12 PM

Sisyphus

@Lainey: Hey, it saves me doing it! I still haven't recovered from last time!

1/30/2009 9:04:49 PM

GigaGuess

@Sisyphus

I hear that. I did it once, and I still have the battle scars from the ordeal.

1/30/2009 9:16:19 PM

Knotilus

@Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat - Hell yeah!

1/30/2009 9:18:46 PM

Doctor Whom

You first. I promise I will provide enough food and clothing.

1/30/2009 10:07:50 PM

Old Viking

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

1/30/2009 10:17:38 PM

M.M.

[size=72]FAIL[/size]

1/30/2009 10:28:19 PM

Won Ton

DIAF

1/31/2009 12:14:36 AM
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