There's nothing wrong with slavery to begin with. You've made a false assumption that it's bad just because the foundation of your argument is based on what you think is good. Slavemasters should treat their slaves nicely by providing enough food and clothing. Slavery will never be immoral or unethical because it never was.
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Hey! Fuck off using my name! You wouldn't know Sisyphus if he bit you in the backside.
Oh, and btw, come to my house and clean it, top to bottom. I want my toilet scrubbed, my bathtub shining, my floors so shiny I can see myself in them. While you're at it, clean up the dog crap, bathe the cat, do the laundry and shovel the sidewalk.
Don't worry, I'll make sure you have the minimum required daily caloric intake and a burlap sack to wear. Don't even think about sleeping though. I plan on working you 'til you drop dead of exhaustion.
It's the Christian thing to do.
Yeah, being a slave isn't so bad, is it, Sisyphus?
So go get me a coke. NOW!
- If not, you just proved yourself wrong.
and the fools wonder why there is an ACLU.
This guy is fucking lame.
If this guy is so for it, try making someone a slave and see what happens.
When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)
Nice, right?
Slavemasters should treat their slaves nicely by providing enough food and clothing
So, sisy, if I offer you food and clothing, you want to work for me 24/7, for free? Awesome, I've got a cot in the backyard you can use to, aren't I the greatest?
Now get your ass over here and clean out my septic tank!
Slavery is just the worship of mammon. It's great not to have pay wages, save yourself thousands of pounds. Now if only you didn't have to pay tax too.
You wouldn't know what to do with a slave in any case, a slave would just go boo! and you'd shit your pants. How gracious of you to provide food and clothing. I think you'd make a good slave. I bet you're a right little sniveling wanker.
You couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery let alone manage other people in whatever capacity. You wouldn't even make a good slave.
Mind you it's a good post to join my general collection showing the wonders of fundamentalism to the world. LOL.
Out of the mouths of babes ...
There's nothing wrong with slavery to begin with. You've made a false assumption that it's bad just because the foundation of your argument is based on what you think is good.
Slavemasters should treat their slaves nicely by providing enough food and clothing.
Slavery will never be immoral or unethical because it never was.
Slavery is never right, ever. In any slave-master system, there is complete control, implemented by violence or fear. In no way can it ever be moral.
unless, of course, it's bdsm...
That's right, I use slavery at the start every time to build Stonehenge, The Pyramids and my axeman rush.
Oh wait, this isn't civfanatics...
Confused?
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