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It takes more faith to believe in evolution than in creation! Someone has asked for evidence of evolution. Well, it is obvious, man is evolving backwards and apart fromt the Bible, you cannot explain what is going on in the world today. God does not always payoff on Friday night, but He pays off! Payday is not far off!

R Bratton San Antonio, TX, topix 22 Comments [1/30/2009 7:58:37 PM]
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surfinseaotter

Evolution happens... it's not a question of belief

1/30/2009 8:01:30 PM

Lucilius

No, no – not all mankind. Only fundies are "evolving backwards."

1/30/2009 8:03:58 PM

DevilsChaplain


1/30/2009 8:09:14 PM

Psittacosis

Is somebody selling faithmeters to the fundies?

1/30/2009 8:13:19 PM

Illuminatalie

Vaguely threatening gibberish.

1/30/2009 8:14:55 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

blabity blabity blabity faith blabity blabity evolution blabity blabity blabity God blabity blabity Friday blabity!

1/30/2009 8:44:57 PM

Ivy Mike

"It takes more faith to believe in evolution than in creation!"


Does EVERY one of them think they are the first to write this? Do these motards REALLY think it's some sort of pwnage?

1/30/2009 8:50:08 PM

Old Viking

Bratty, I hate to tell you, but the smart money's betting against that Jesus payoff.

1/30/2009 8:54:22 PM

Paschal Wagner

It takes more faith to believe in evolution than in creation!

Why, if you think God created you as superior to all animals, do you persist in acting like a fucking parrot?

1/30/2009 9:05:56 PM

Blackclaw

Paschal,

I will not stand here and have you bad mouth parrots!

;)

1/30/2009 9:19:49 PM

Psittacosis

He's only bad-mouthing fake parrots, not the real Macaw.

1/30/2009 9:27:28 PM

Headache



1/30/2009 9:39:09 PM

tracer

"apart fromt the Bible, you cannot explain what is going on in the world today."


The Bible does a piss-poor job of explaining what is going on in the world today. I looked all through the Bible, and couldn't find even one reference to traffic jams, corrective eye surgery, or the airline industry.

1/30/2009 9:39:36 PM

aaa

Is he even trying to make sense?

1/30/2009 9:59:00 PM



Waarrbbll!!

1/30/2009 10:28:43 PM

freako104

So...it takes more faith to believe an organism will adapt to its environment to survive than that we came from Adam and Eve without incest?

1/31/2009 3:30:38 PM

Antichrist

Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it isn't right.

1/31/2009 10:48:56 PM

Miles

You lot have been waiting for your "payoff" for thousands of years, yet the check never comes. I think your God has skipped-town and left you hanging, Fucktard.

1/31/2009 11:54:59 PM

John-in_Oz

For wickedly believing the Earth is not flat, you will be sent to hell!

2/1/2009 2:11:40 PM

szaleniec

"man is evolving backwards"

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

2/1/2009 2:13:43 PM

God

"It takes more faith to believe in evolution than in creation!"

You misspelled "intelligence".

2/16/2009 3:42:57 PM

Bi The Way

No, Creationism is all faith while evolution is based on scientific process. You just got it backwards.

2/16/2010 1:57:17 AM
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