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My anti-Obama bumper stickers are:
Jesus Christ is my savior, so sorry Obama is yours

Socialism is on the rise (has that O emblem on it) This one was taken off my car, but I ordered bumper sticker magnets that will allow me to take off my bumper stickers at home so my car doesn't get into trouble. I'm ordering another one of these.

I am also ordering another one that says 11-04-08 The Day America Drank the Koolaid...or 1-20-09 The Beginning of an Error

><>KarateMom<><, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [1/30/2009 10:11:59 AM]
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Metatron

Well. KarateMom. Big surprise.

She can just keep on prayin' to her Jeebus and see how far it gets her.

1/30/2009 10:31:41 AM

The Lazy One

What the- oh. It's KarateMom. Someone's making a sprint for Fundie of the Year at the last minute...


1/30/2009 10:56:50 AM

redfergus

She is mad. Totally.


1/30/2009 11:21:34 AM

David B.

Perhaps you could get one reading "Romans 13? Never heard of it!"

1/30/2009 11:23:42 AM

Duff Beer

Hardly a real fundie post. True fundie could come up with something so much more insulting and misguided as a bumber sticker. These are just lame.

1/30/2009 11:29:17 AM

Slater

Sigh... once again, repeat after me:

Jesus was a socialist.

1/30/2009 11:45:32 AM

aaa

What error?

1/30/2009 11:46:07 AM

Percy Q. Shun

Well, aren't you just the clever little fundie!

Too bad you don't have the strength of conviction to leave your vehicle adorned with your silly stickers. Why won't jebus protect your 1984 mini-van from the mean old vandals?

1/30/2009 12:23:14 PM

Illuminatalie

The best way to Witness to the Lawd is to write anonymous posts to an internet column.

1/30/2009 12:39:19 PM

Lucretius

Socialism is on the rise
This one doesn't actually say that this would necessarily be a bad thing ,in fact given the general ignorance exhibited by fundies she may find that those of her own ilk will take it off or destroy thinking that she supports Obama.

1/30/2009 12:45:40 PM

Ozzie

My newly ordered bumper sticker says:


KarateMom and Rapture Ready awarded FSTDT
Fundies of the Year
February 2009

1/30/2009 12:51:46 PM

Keizer O

Aw, let the dumbass have her stupid bumpersticker.

1/30/2009 1:13:39 PM

freako104

Obama isn't my savoiour. Nor is Jesus. And I don't want you to feel sorry for me. Plus if socialism is on the rise (a HUGE if at that) it is due to you and your ilk and Bush fucking up our economy.

1/30/2009 1:27:30 PM

RavenWood

Begging for someone to key your car...

1/30/2009 1:42:29 PM



How 'bout one that says "Nowhere in the bible does it say I have to use my turn signals. Praise Jeebus!"

1/30/2009 2:09:25 PM

JACKIE

she does all this just to get points for heaven

"no lies, no angels, no heaven"

1/30/2009 2:28:13 PM

Grigadil

JC was a liberal humanist and a deist.

1/30/2009 2:54:46 PM

werewolf

As long as you're happy.

1/30/2009 2:55:50 PM



Bumper stickers = soccer mom radicalism.

1/30/2009 3:53:21 PM

Blaidd Drwg (Bad Wolf)

Um - Karatemom???

Romans 13, to wit: 1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong.

1/30/2009 4:03:23 PM

Efrain

Damn, someone fill up her godspot, NOW!

1/30/2009 4:57:40 PM

JohnTheAtheist

KarateMom proves her cunthood yet again.

1/30/2009 5:01:20 PM

DevilsChaplain

Socialism: If you can't define it, don't discuss it.

1/30/2009 5:42:01 PM

GigaGuess

I am also ordering another one that says 11-04-08 The Day America Drank the Koolaid...or 1-20-09 The Beginning of an Error

Well there goes another irony meter...

1/30/2009 6:39:26 PM

Bender Bending Rodriguez

Aw, come on, cantcha come up with something original? For the last eight years I've seen "1/20/09 The End of an Error" bumper stickers. Get yer own damn idears first.

1/30/2009 7:58:55 PM
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