My anti-Obama bumper stickers are:
Jesus Christ is my savior, so sorry Obama is yours
Socialism is on the rise (has that O emblem on it) This one was taken off my car, but I ordered bumper sticker magnets that will allow me to take off my bumper stickers at home so my car doesn't get into trouble. I'm ordering another one of these.
I am also ordering another one that says 11-04-08 The Day America Drank the Koolaid...or 1-20-09 The Beginning of an Error
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Well, aren't you just the clever little fundie!
Too bad you don't have the strength of conviction to leave your vehicle adorned with your silly stickers. Why won't jebus protect your 1984 mini-van from the mean old vandals?
she does all this just to get points for heaven
"no lies, no angels, no heaven"
Um - Karatemom???
Romans 13, to wit: 1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong.
How about one that says
"I iz a dum fuk"
Or you can look in Acts 5, which pretty much details the early church's socialistic ways.
Saying "I LOVE JESUS" every day doesn't mean you're a Christian.
Hot diggity dog! Hee Haw! That thar's a mighty fine sticker you done got thar. Hoot! Holler! Capers madly to out of tune, rural, fiddle, with a touch of banjo. Hee! Har!
Ahhh, KarateMom, I've missed you. Here's an update - Obama is now President, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. He's also likely to win a second term. In those eight years, the bizarre little universe you fundie republicans created for yourself in the USA will change immeasurably. Prepare for a major shake-up. Perhaps you could just suicide now, and save yourself some pain? Go on, you know you want to, and Jebus is waiting with open arms...
Drink The Kool-Aid? Beginning of an Error?
Yay for paint-by-numbers political derangement syndrome!!!
Beginning of an Error? No, Obama had an effective winning strategy. Election Night was smooth coasting into the Pacific Time Zone.
...Wait..so O=HELL!...My my we're all screwed then...and look Karate mOm...so are you!
Obama has done much good, so shut up.
Cars can't into trouble darling, you, however can...and when you do...it will be a damned shame...we miss people like you...provide us with good entertainment you do.
Couldn't she just get one that said Conservatard on board? Anyway, he's not my savior, he was better than the other guy, get over it.
P.S. Her son is gay.
Jesus = dead
Obama = alive
So, if you must pick a saviour, pick Obama.
That I am truely the Saviour, you won't believe anyway. Not that it really matters what you believe. Sanity is all that counts. And that's what the religious freaks lack. Fucking retards.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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