Obama puposely screwed up the first [inauguration oath] so he could take it in secret without the Bible.
And, how soon before the Secret Service finds O'Bama hiding under his desk, in the fetal position, crying and soiling his pants?
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Obama puposely screwed up the first [inauguration oath] so he could take it in secret without the Bible.
Once again...it was Justice Roberts--the man giving the oath--who screwed it up. Obama did it a second time for the specific purpose of not providing political ammo to assclowns like you. Unfortunately, he failed.
Fucking Muslim
*sad sigh*
Repeat after me: I don't like President Obama because he is black.
*smiles hopefully* Go on, you can do it. Since you're almost certainly not a politician yourself, honesty can't be too difficult for you.
And, how soon before the Secret Service finds O'Bama hiding under his desk, in the fetal position, crying and soiling his pants?
Hmm...and this has what to do with your other strawmen, again?
And, how soon before the Secret Service finds O'Bama hiding under his desk, in the fetal position, crying and soiling his pants?
To be honest, considering the fucking mess YOUR guy left him, I can't say I could blame him.
The Bible is not required for the oath of office.
How did Obama screw it up?
And, for the last fucking time, Obama. Is. Not. A. Muslim.
"hiding under his desk, in the fetal position, crying and soiling his pants?"
Sound more like something Bush would do before he was let out of the 'military', or when he scored a bad batch of coke and moonshine.
O'Bama
And he's guarded by Odo?
O'Bama?
ummm, I don't think he's one of the Black Irish*.
* From Wikipedia: "a traditional term that is commonly used to describe dark brown or black hair phenotype appearing in Caucasian people of Irish descent."
"Are these fucking sore loser retards ever going to let this one go?
Indeed, if this oath was required to be sworn upon a text, simple logic would lead to expect said text to be the Constitution, not some unrelated/irrelevant fairy tales book...
And, how soon before the Secret Service finds O'Bama hiding under his desk, in the fetal position, crying and soiling his pants?
Because he's realized what a mess he's been left with? Because he has no idea where the hell to start to clean up the mess? Because Bush made sure there wasn't a penny left in the coffers?
Obama: the conniving secret Muslim out to destroy America from the inside.
Please pick one paranoid delusion per youtube comment, please. The internet thanks you.
And, how soon before the Secret Service finds O'Bama hiding under his desk, in the fetal position, crying and soiling his pants?
"hiding under his desk, in the fetal position, crying and soiling his pants"
Does anyone else recall the president in "Escape from LA"?
@Reverend Jeremiah: Because Muslims are seen by these people as dangerous and foreign, and stereotypically have dark skin. With this in mind, it's not hard to figure out what "Muslim" is code for in anti-Obama rants.
@ Rat of Steel
Hmm, with that username, he may be a lawyer, and the truth isn't in him.
Obama puposely screwed up the first [inauguration oath]
Actually, if you'd really paid attention to the inauguration, you'd have seen that it was the Chief Justice who screwed it up, while Obama got it correct.
so he could take it in secret without the Bible.
No, he re-took the oath so there would be no question about the validity of his swearing in.
Fucking Muslim
1) He's not Muslim.
And, how soon before the Secret Service finds O'Bama hiding under his desk, in the fetal position, crying and soiling his pants?
1) Use of "and" at the start of a sentence. -1
Overall, you've scored a -3 on my grammar scale. Not too bad, but be sure to proofread your work from now on. You're still a dumbass, though.
And, how soon before mum&dad find ILSU4U2 hiding under its desk, in the fetal position, crying and soiling its pants?
Well as an agent of the secret service, I am at libery to inform you that this has already happened on numerous occasions. In these instances, we merely pick him up, carry him to his crib, tuck him in an say "There there, Mr. President. You can make a new and better economic recovery bill after your nap".
For everybody who's been poking fun at the "O'Bama" moniker, I believe that Obama is indeed half-Irish through his mother's side. I remember reading an article somewhere that stated that somewhere in Ireland (don't remember the exact name at the moment), folks were celebrating Obama's victory because his maternal grandparents or great-grandparents had hailed from Ireland.
But yes, this person is a delusional, racist scumbag all the same.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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