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[Responding to the news article about the UMD experiment with quantum teleportation. (which, by the way, is not really related to 'star trek' teleportation)]

It is probably bogus science put on the news to mentally prepare the masses an explaination on why millions vanish from the planet

FreeWater, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [2/1/2009 5:25:57 AM]
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Submitted By: necroforest
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Funnyguts

I've always suspected that the Rapture will actually be Captain Picard going back in time and trying to beam up as many people as possible before the earth blows up or something.

2/1/2009 5:30:43 AM

werewolf

I'm not really fluent with the mindfreezing maths that quantum physics requires, so I'll go with more mundane explanations as to why millions vanish from the planet.

Wars, famine, disease, accidents, old age, etc.

2/1/2009 5:38:08 AM

Antichrist

Still waiting...

2/1/2009 5:53:06 AM

Potentate Argyros

Ahhhh, you obviously did not read the report.... This is nothing like the Star trek stuff.... Fuck it.. to drunk to deal with this shit

2/1/2009 5:59:41 AM

KDH


2/1/2009 6:27:22 AM

A Friend

Everything a freaken conspiracy to those lunatics.

2/1/2009 6:33:41 AM

Mike

Wut?

2/1/2009 6:40:09 AM

solomongrundy

Even if quantum teleportation was like a Star Trek teleporter there would still be the question of where they were teleported to.
And why only a a few religious loonies from a wacko cult who believe the delusional rantings of a teenage girl 'talking in tongues' in nineteenth century Scotland are connected to three verses in the First Epistle to the Thessalonians were chosen for the experiment.

2/1/2009 6:51:30 AM



You aren't going nowhere. Even Jebus don't want your sorry asses around.

2/1/2009 7:07:55 AM

atrasicarius

Ah, Rapture Ready. No place like it. Thank Eris.

2/1/2009 7:10:15 AM

QT

AHAHAHA!

No.

2/1/2009 7:12:46 AM



yeah right - science isn't something that developed because of man's natural curiosity about how things work, it's really all about trying to disprove your stupid fairy tale.

2/1/2009 7:24:42 AM

Zimmer

Imagine if RR were in charge of scientific funding in America?

This place would look like Sudan in a couple of months.

2/1/2009 7:35:21 AM

Miles

The Star-Trek analogies cause me to think of RR as a kind of Borg collective, except the collective IQ is approximately the same as the outside temperature in Winnipeg on New Years Day.

2/1/2009 8:30:22 AM

Thammuz

Why would anyone do such a thing when outside the US nobody, and i mean NOBODY, gives a shit about you rapturetards.

2/1/2009 9:03:36 AM

Beeblebrox

It is probably bogus science put on the news to mentally prepare the masses an explaination on why millions vanish from the planet

Yeah...because teleporting a photon across a lab is obviously the first step to teleporting millions of people all over the world. I'm bipolar and even I'm not as paranoid as fundamentalist Christians.

Zimmer: And all the mp3 players would be shaped like crosses and come pre-loaded with hymns.

2/1/2009 9:36:16 AM

Pule Thamex

Wow! Talk about advance planning. Now their planning for something that ain't even gonna happen at all.

Does the UMD experiment make a whoosh noise when it works? They need to be authentic.

2/1/2009 10:07:42 AM

Psittacosis

And all because Gene Roddenberry had a shit SFX budget.

2/1/2009 10:49:31 AM

aaa

Oh, for fucks sake.

2/1/2009 10:57:30 AM

rubber chicken

Yep! We'll need an explanation as to why our cheeseburgers take four minutes when they used to take three.

2/1/2009 11:00:41 AM

????

You mean 144,000 Jews. You don't even read your own book do you? Nobody will notice 144,000 people, that amount die of natural causes daily.

2/1/2009 11:36:24 AM

ausador


2/1/2009 11:39:47 AM

John-in_Oz

Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say 'probably'. Keep in mind that Scientific Teleportation is replicable... unlike your Rapture which hasn't even happened once.
Despite the promise of Jesus that it would happen in the lifetime of his listeners.
Oh hey, if any part of the Bible is wrong, then it's all wrong.

2/1/2009 11:44:52 AM

Clown

*cues the star trek music* Space- the final frontier. But also a PLACE where rr people are going to meet with CREATOR! These are the voyages of starsheep "Jesusorter". Our continuing mission is to explore strange, disturbing minds and teleport them far, far away, to boldly go where no sane human would ever go before!(not voluntarily at least) *music plays then fades*

2/1/2009 11:56:39 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Question: If not by teleportation, which you obviously hold to be impossible, just how is your god going to cause the vanishing of loads of people in one place and their reappearance in another?

2/1/2009 11:57:56 AM
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