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[To a professing Wiccan objecting to that nonsense]The very fact that you refer to yourself as a witch and then tell me that halloween is your most important day is reason enough to not celebrate it. Witchcraft is evil, since halloween is also your most important religious day, halloween is also evil. Thank you but I will spend that time with other Christians while witches are out trying to jumpstart their brooms.

ByGrace, Christian Forums 10 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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ScienceIsGreen

Right All Hallows Eve is evil...not

1/6/2007 11:37:43 AM

michael

Please tell me if I'm wrong, but did'nt christians invent halloween?

1/6/2007 3:21:19 PM

Drakeal

Wichcraft, Wicca, and official magic are three different things. Besides, any half-decent witch shouldn't have to jumpstart her broom.

1/6/2007 4:07:25 PM

David D.G.

To be fair, I have known a number of practicing Wiccans who did call themselves \"witches\" and who even claimed that they could -- and did --cast real magic spells.

They didn't think they could cast a fireball or magic missile, mind you, or other physically manifested effects like those (they were not quite that deluded), but they seriously thought that their chanted rituals with candles and incense could affect reality in more subtle ways: bringing about desired events, keeping harm at bay, and so on. Obviously, they were totally delusional.

Of course, Christians often do the very same thing. They just call it praying.


~David D.G.

1/6/2007 5:27:08 PM

Matilde

Halloween means, Eve of the all saints' day, how do you put Paganism and Saints in the same packet?, and have you tried to fly in a broomstick?, do you really believe so?

4/12/2007 6:35:33 PM

Mr_Vorhias

Just for that you're getting the crappy orange circus peanut candy when you stop by my house.

4/12/2007 8:11:37 PM

JP

I am fine with all the fundies staying in together, and not wrecking my good time.

4/13/2007 8:09:41 PM

Typhon

Quickly! Discordians, SubGenii, Satanists, Pastafarians, Pagans, Wiccans and any other blasphemers who care to join the party - celebrate Christmas! That'll REALLY piss 'em off!

7/20/2008 12:51:18 PM

Canadiest

Halloween was a pagan celebration of the dead that the Catholics dropped their holiday on top of in an attempt to steal it and change it.

It's one of the few that still carries more of it's origional meaning than altered Christian bend. Easter and Christmas still carry pagan aspect to

7/20/2008 4:09:23 PM

Ebon

Halloween is a fucking Christian holiday! All Hallow's Eve!

9/12/2012 11:37:21 PM
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