(Originally Posted by trustinhim: Buzzardhut, are you the Almighty? The lord judges. We turn the other cheek.)
turn the other cheek just right for the Muslim to finish sawing your neck?
no thanks
I'll stick with defense, not liberal pandering
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Yeah, that's not what Jesus would do, is it? Of course, that's what you get from someone raised on Revelations rather than main Gospels.
"turn the other cheek just right for the Muslim to finish sawing your neck?"
If you believe your own bullshit, then yes.
Check out this post from Mr. Mann:
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Originally Posted by trustinhim
Buzzardhut, are you the Almighty? The lord judges. We turn the other cheek.
Buzzardhut is the Mod. He can and does judge.
The Bible commands us all to judge.
In fact YOU judged us just a moment ago:
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First off, I've heard no one produce any evidence that torture obtains any valid information, only cries for violent revenge. That is not the christian way.
This IS a judgment upon your fellow saints. If we disagree with you on water boarding, somehow we are either lesser Christians or not Christians at all.
Its fascinating.
Those who cry, "Do not judge!" are always the first to judge.
You owe Buzz an apology.
--They're so fucking psychotic!
Jesus is a liberal panderer?
Ooooh, you are SO goin' ta Hell! Hahaha
He ain't even Chinese, prolly never saw a Panda, so there.
Buzzard would try to fist fight Jesus.
Well, maybe not. I suspect Buzzard is a bit braver behind the keyboard.
"I'll stick with defense, not liberal pandering."
Defense is good, but once your Defense gets up to 540 it's more efficient to stack Dodge Rating (if you're looking for pure avoidance) or Block Rating (if you're looking for mitigation) than it is to stack more Defense.
Personally, I'd stop focusing on avoidance stats once I hit the magic Uncrittable threshold at 540 Defense, and just start piling on the Stamina. Too much avoidance and mitigation can leave you Rage-starved!
So it's settled: No one actually believes in the Bible, least of all "Bible believers." Of course, I already knew that, but your candor is refreshing.
Can't have it both ways, Buzzy! If you are CHRISTIANS, you adhere to CHRIST'S teachings. As in Jesus, pacifist, told his followers to sell all they own to give to the poor, stuff like that? Don't follow his words, you aren't Christian. You're not Christian, no Rapture for you.
"turn the other cheek just right for the Muslim to finish sawing your neck?
no thanks
I'll stick with defense, not liberal pandering."
So you're admitting Jesus was a liberal now? But I thought you were a christian & therefore a follower of Jesus Buzzie. Guess not.
Jesus was a liberal Jew. Don't forget that. Buzzardhut, your God has reserved a special place in his Hell for you, for contradicting his literal word for so long. Prepare to burn, your God has forsaken you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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