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(Originally Posted by trustinhim: Buzzardhut, are you the Almighty? The lord judges. We turn the other cheek.)

turn the other cheek just right for the Muslim to finish sawing your neck?
no thanks
I'll stick with defense, not liberal pandering

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [1/30/2009 8:31:09 PM]
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Reverend Jeremiah

So are you accusing Jesus of being a liberal?

1/30/2009 8:42:49 PM

wackadoodle

Buzzardhut: correcting Jesus since 1984.

1/30/2009 8:43:30 PM

QT

Yeah, that's not what Jesus would do, is it? Of course, that's what you get from someone raised on Revelations rather than main Gospels.

1/30/2009 8:46:55 PM

Old Viking

Jesus championed liberal pandering.

1/30/2009 8:51:24 PM



Jesus was a liberal hippy.

1/30/2009 8:52:37 PM

perdurabo

"turn the other cheek just right for the Muslim to finish sawing your neck?"

If you believe your own bullshit, then yes.

1/30/2009 8:58:08 PM

Spooky Mulder

How long till trustinhim gets Buzzardbanned?

1/30/2009 9:01:43 PM

Spooky Mulder

Check out this post from Mr. Mann:

Quote:
Originally Posted by trustinhim
Buzzardhut, are you the Almighty? The lord judges. We turn the other cheek.

Buzzardhut is the Mod. He can and does judge.
The Bible commands us all to judge.

In fact YOU judged us just a moment ago:

Quote:
First off, I've heard no one produce any evidence that torture obtains any valid information, only cries for violent revenge. That is not the christian way.

This IS a judgment upon your fellow saints. If we disagree with you on water boarding, somehow we are either lesser Christians or not Christians at all.

Its fascinating.
Those who cry, "Do not judge!" are always the first to judge.
You owe Buzz an apology.

--They're so fucking psychotic!

1/30/2009 9:03:10 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Jesus is a liberal panderer?
Ooooh, you are SO goin' ta Hell! Hahaha

He ain't even Chinese, prolly never saw a Panda, so there.

1/30/2009 9:04:52 PM

Thinking Allowed

That jerk-off is a mod? How "christian" of him to judge.

1/30/2009 9:08:53 PM

Blackclaw

Buzzard would try to fist fight Jesus.

Well, maybe not. I suspect Buzzard is a bit braver behind the keyboard.

1/30/2009 9:17:51 PM

Blackclaw

double whammy

1/30/2009 9:17:57 PM

tracer

"I'll stick with defense, not liberal pandering."


Defense is good, but once your Defense gets up to 540 it's more efficient to stack Dodge Rating (if you're looking for pure avoidance) or Block Rating (if you're looking for mitigation) than it is to stack more Defense.

Personally, I'd stop focusing on avoidance stats once I hit the magic Uncrittable threshold at 540 Defense, and just start piling on the Stamina. Too much avoidance and mitigation can leave you Rage-starved!

1/30/2009 9:34:58 PM

Headache

Buzzardhut, fist-fucking jesus for 25 years!

1/30/2009 9:37:38 PM

Gar

Have you ever heard of martyrs, buzzardhut? People who believed so frevently in their doctrine that they died for it? Me thinks you're putting personal comfort above the word of God. So what if the Muslim saws your neck? It was God's will and good riddance.

1/30/2009 10:00:39 PM

aaa

Buzzy here is showing his true colors. I suspect trustinhim gets banned in a blink.

1/30/2009 10:01:56 PM

Doctor Whom

So it's settled: No one actually believes in the Bible, least of all "Bible believers." Of course, I already knew that, but your candor is refreshing.

1/30/2009 10:05:58 PM

Bad Influence

*dies laughing*

Good Christian, that one.

1/30/2009 10:19:50 PM

GigaGuess

Can't have it both ways, Buzzy! If you are CHRISTIANS, you adhere to CHRIST'S teachings. As in Jesus, pacifist, told his followers to sell all they own to give to the poor, stuff like that? Don't follow his words, you aren't Christian. You're not Christian, no Rapture for you.

1/30/2009 10:46:51 PM

Illuminatalie

It's amazing how explicitly they negate the actual teachings of Jesus.


1/31/2009 2:09:59 AM

The Outsider

Blessed are the warmongers.

1/31/2009 2:39:01 AM

afacelessatheist

Hey! But don't you guys understand, when Jesus said those things he only meant not to judge white Christian males that live in the deep south. Right BuzzardDick?

1/31/2009 2:42:08 AM

Dexter's Laboratory

Hey, didn't Thomas More do something similar?

1/31/2009 3:16:46 AM

werewolf

Macho, macho man! I wanna be a macho man.

1/31/2009 3:33:36 AM

Orion

trustinhim is about to be B-BB-BBB-BANHAMMERED!

1/31/2009 4:30:55 AM
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