Fundie of the Year Voting!
[In response to "Did Jona die inside the fish and become alive after 3 days"]
No he didn't die, that would have been ridiculous
[1/31/2009 5:04:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 13
MY IRONY PROCESSING PROGRAM CRASHED. REBOOT.
2/1/2009 12:52:04 PM
OK Balki, get off Jayden's ?mommy?, keyboard now
2/1/2009 2:46:20 PM
WOW!... I like how he just threw the Resurrection BS out.
2/1/2009 2:48:36 PM
And staying alive in a fish's stomach for three full days isn't the slightest bit ridiculous.
It's so clear when it's explained properly.
2/1/2009 3:46:01 PM
Ah, Jayden's?Mommy? She is my favorite and I am really pulling for her for Fundie of the year, she is an original.
2/1/2009 3:51:10 PM
She is completely insane. It's sad, really. But so funny.
2/16/2009 1:02:11 PM
Oh my god, that's just... I've
Never heard anything more retarded
4/18/2009 1:49:06 PM
Let me see if I have this right - being in a fish for 3 days is OK, and coming out alive afterwards is OK, too. Also the story of being dead for 3 days and then alive again, no problemo, you're OK with that one, and even after you had spikes driven through your hands or wrists and also your feet or ankles, walking out of a tomb and and rolling tombstones around, plausible story...
The ridiculous part is to suggest that Jonah died?
Or that he did the fish deal
the death hat trick at the same time?
Boy, if you were to write up a fluffy puppy story for the fundies to buy into, how would you ever know at which point they'd decide you'd gone one step too far?
Why not just say that Jonah was another name for Jesus, and he did this 3 day dying gimmick all the time?
Somebody should collect all the most assinine, ridiculous, unfuckingbeleivable shit stories ever known to mankind, gather them all into a big book and see which ones the dummies would fall for, hell, maybe all of them.
Oh, wait a minute...
4/18/2009 3:03:56 PM
THAT would have been ridiculous?
8/7/2012 4:39:06 PM
So, people eaten predators are the laughing stock of the animal world or what?
8/7/2015 4:53:36 AM