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Contraception Type Attitude.

Contra = Against
Conception = Life

The problem is the attitude that we can prevent pregancy in the first place. You see, if the contraception doesn't work and LIFE fights its way through our defense - we have set up a firing line (called ABORTION) to cut it down or snuff it out! So, in reality, the problem is that we have become a spoiled society who can abuse sex and make damn sure there are no LIVES getting through are scientific "Fort Knox." So Contraception is the problem or (at least) the philosophy of it. After all - we have given ourselves all the power so why not use it, right?

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old comment by Evil Pirate Captain Mel

"The problem is the attitude that we can prevent pregancy in the first place."

What attitude? We CAN prevent pregnancy.

"You see, if the contraception doesn't work and LIFE fights its way through our defense"

Accidents happen.

"- we have set up a firing line (called ABORTION) to cut it down or snuff it out!"

I don't know of anyone who actually LIKES getting abortions, but sometimes it IS necessary. Like when the fetus is endangering the life of the mother, for instance.

"So, in reality,"

I'm sorry, but you are not allowed to use that word until you know what it means.

"So Contraception is the problem or (at least) the philosophy of it."

Wrong. Contraception keeps women from having to get an abortion in the first place.

"After all - we have given ourselves all the power so why not use it, right?"

I will agree with that.

old comment by Painful

I find it hysterical that most fundies are under the misconception that birth control and abortions are a modern invention. (Herbal ones have always been a part of society, quietly of course.)

Oh, and "Truth" can go to hell because those same medications that are classified as contraceptives can be used to treat a wide variety of other conditions caused or exaggerated by the wild hormones we are so blessed with as XXers. I know - scary drugs with a shitload of side effects didn't work on me, but a midwife suggested maybe my other Dr was approaching it the wrong way. Days later, I felt the best I have for 10 years... 5 years later, you better not take away my 'Ring or I'll kick your ass.

old comment by Tolpuddle Martyr

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8
Someone had to do it ;)

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