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#876761
Fangirl
Dear Billy,
You're the reason I'm a lesbian.
2/1/2009 1:43:42 AM
#876762
BogsDollocks
My on the spot diagnosis of Billy? Severely repressed homosexuality with mother issues. Will probably end up being a serial killer when his head eventually explodes.
2/1/2009 1:44:01 AM
#876765
Airbag
You're ready for Valentine's, aren't you!
2/1/2009 1:48:36 AM
#876767
The Lazy One
Someone must have gotten beat up by a girl a lot when he was little!
2/1/2009 1:52:04 AM
#876771
WMDKitty
...excuse me, I need to go find a rusty chainsaw to shove up this guy's ass...
2/1/2009 1:53:46 AM
#876773
Captain Obvious
Sexism for Jesus?
2/1/2009 1:54:50 AM
#876776
Katsuro
Whats wrong Billy? Have the women there been thinking deeply about the Bible and have been asking awkward wuestions, picking wholes in the book, which you have no answers for?
2/1/2009 1:57:02 AM
#876777
Darwin
Rampant misogynistic insecurity.
No balls.
2/1/2009 1:57:26 AM
#876778
skeptical rationalist
"I'm a muslim also. I find that the words in the qu'ran are bable to most woman. They don't comprehend it like men. No one is perfect but most women just don't really care about anything unless it's been taught to them by a parent from their youth.
I work for some mosuqes and the women their complain incessantly like children. They make up things to complain about.
The same applies for women everywhere, they still need someone to tell them to shut up regularly.
The Passage that says "Women are to remain silent in the mosque" means nothing. They have semi-femi groups pushing for education, more power, western clothes, more say so, the right to leave their homes without a male chaperone, more stories told about women in the qu'ran. The same games, same entitlement types go to mosque. How about Shutting up and NO!
If islam women were any better than the death rates in the mosque would not be the same as for non-mosque members, but it is."
All I had to do was change around and add a few words. The first thing that I thought of when I read his fucking shit was that that sounds just like a muslim...
So, to Bin Laden, oops, I meant Billy, fuck you. Just... fuck you!
2/1/2009 1:57:47 AM
#876782
anonymous
Yeah, but those are stereotypes. There are some women who are not morons.
.. I haven't met a whole lot of them, but I've heard there are a number of them who do exist, and I'm pretty sure there's a few on the Internets.
2/1/2009 2:00:32 AM
#876783
pete
Methinks that Billy can't get laid in a brothel with a fistful of hundreds. See how smart women really are?
2/1/2009 2:00:52 AM
#876787
DevilsChaplain
Oh c'mon, this can't be real....
2/1/2009 2:03:25 AM
#876798
Amanda
"Why won't anybody date me? There must be something wrong with the entire gender. I'm going to go and put down all women on the internet. That'll show them!"
2/1/2009 2:10:31 AM
#876799
Miles
@ BogsDollocks, don't associate the hateful misogyny displayed by Billy with homosexuality, repressed or otherwise. Anyhoo, Billy's ideal woman is a repressed little farm-girl from rural Utah who cooks, cleans, cops lots of punches and sucks his dick (though probably not well) on demand. What a man you are, you big hero. What a man. I hope you're sterile, because any children you might raise would be deeply, deeply disturbed by your hate.
2/1/2009 2:10:56 AM
#876815
Yeah, I mean, why did God even create women anyway, they're just worthless. Asshole.
2/1/2009 2:17:47 AM
#876826
Alex
I thought that the words in the Bible were "bable" (sic) to most everyone.
2/1/2009 2:27:14 AM
#876827
Fangirl
@929440: You only wish this shit was a Poe.
Read the entire thread, it's full of them, and they're all pretty serious. One of them has a comic in his signature where it appears that a woman tomahawks her husband to death for alimony.
...whatever the logic behind that is.
2/1/2009 2:27:16 AM
#876829
The Watcher
"They have semi-femi groups pushing for more jobs, more power, higher postions, more say so, more pay, more stories told about women in the bible. The same games, same entitlement types go to church. How about Shutting up and NO!"
Why? Because what's good for you is all that matters?
2/1/2009 2:27:25 AM
#876847
GreenEyedLilo
Awwww, did some woman (or three) decide she was sick of your bullshit, Biwwy?
2/1/2009 2:44:41 AM
#876848
afacelessatheist
Hey Billy,
How about YOU shut the fuck up for once. You whiny little bitch!
2/1/2009 2:44:48 AM
#876873
Philbert McAdamia
@ The Lazy One
Someone must have gotten beat up by a girl a lot when he was little!
I'd bet it's still going on, on a regular basis. Billy - go join the He Man Woman Hater's Club, Spanky, Prezudint.
2/1/2009 3:11:59 AM
#876875
Fanatic-Templar
Fangirl:
Dear Billy,
You're the reason I'm straight.
;)
2/1/2009 3:15:31 AM
#876887
Zoo
Fuck you.
2/1/2009 3:24:20 AM
#876888
Hawker Hurricane
"If church women were any better than the divorce rates in church would not be the same as non-church members, but it is."
Hate to tell you this, Billy, but the divorce rates for Protestants is worse than non-members.
I wonder if it could be because of your attitude.
2/1/2009 3:24:21 AM
#876891
Not only can Billy not get laid or even get a date to save his life, he's been repeatedly passed over in school and in his career by women who were smarter and better than him in every respect. Just look at the spelling and grammar, FFS.
The only hope he had of obtaining the power and position of superiority that he sees as his rightful place in the world was to join up with some fundy church where he thought all of the women would be subservient and submissive to him, and get one of them to take his shit for the rest of her life, but even they won't have him.
This reeks of violence waiting to happen, I'm glad I don't live next door to him.
2/1/2009 3:25:19 AM
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