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As far as I can see, the reason that virginity pledges do not work is because pre-marital sex is no longer taboo. Sex is being glorified, when it should be shunned. Teenagers need to be taught that sex for any purpose other than procreation is an evil act. This way, they will avoid sex for fear of going to hell.
Besides that, condoms don't work.

Polishguy, livescience 64 Comments [1/29/2009 10:18:40 PM]
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iflurry

1) Isn't the point of virginity pledges to make pre-marital sex taboo again?

2) People will have sex for non-procreational reasons anyway - the same way people of all religions and moral creeds act against them occasionally.

1/29/2009 10:23:48 PM



Yes, yes, repress the natural urge, tell people they're in some way evil and need redemption (from your particular brand of craziness) for feeling stuff that everyone on the planet feels.

Shit, if this doesn't sound like a cult, I have no idea what does.

1/29/2009 10:24:54 PM

The Outsider

Yeah... let me know how that works out for ya. Oh wait! We tried that before and had incredibly high teen pregnancy and STD rates. Let's try actually educating the kids instead of keeping them in the dark and hoping that they don't experiment.

1/29/2009 10:29:00 PM

scarmullet

Since when don't condoms work? if they didn't work, wouldn't you think they would have pulled them off the market already?

1/29/2009 10:29:58 PM

Ken

Condoms don't work? Isn't it sad how far people will go for the promise of living in happy magic funland after they die?

1/29/2009 10:30:36 PM



I'm counting down the days until they start calling to castrate males at age 13 to prevent premarital sex...

1/29/2009 10:36:11 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Besides that, condoms don't work."

Yeah, tell that to the 99.9% of babies that were prevented because of condoms.

1/29/2009 10:39:12 PM

Mike

::facepalm::

1/29/2009 10:40:45 PM



Guys, its not that condoms don't work, its that they don't work to stop teh sinful sexy tiem. Quite the opposite...

You'll just have to wait until Durex's long awaited "Chilli-Oil" edition.

1/29/2009 10:43:41 PM

IanC

I like the random "condoms don't work" bit at the end.



1/29/2009 10:45:04 PM

Zuzu

"sex for any purpose other than procreation is an evil act"

So if you don't want kids then you should remain a virgin forever?

Yeah, like that's gonna happen!

And, FYI, Polishtwit, condoms are incredibly effective if used properly. What *doesn't* work is abstenence-only sex education.

1/29/2009 10:48:25 PM

OhMyOhMy!

Thankfully many Christian chicks think it is such an evil act that they become almost obsessed with having taboo sex.
Really turns them on!

1/29/2009 10:50:49 PM

GigaGuess

As far as I can see, the reason that virginity pledges do not work is because pre-marital sex is no longer taboo. Sex is being glorified, when it should be shunned.
Yes, teach those teens how awful and sinful their bodies are. It's the Godly way.

Teenagers need to be taught that sex for any purpose other than procreation is an evil act.
Just like back in the 50s where there were a shocking number of premature babies born to newlyweds...people fucked then, in just as many numbers. They just denied it more.

This way, they will avoid sex for fear of going to hell.
Omnipotent, all powerful deity makes us, gives us an act that feels good, and allows us to reproduce, and then declares it evil, save for under very, very select circumstances...which are, oddly enough, granted and sanctioned only by the church at the time. Yeah, nothing fishy there...

Besides that, condoms don't work.
About 0.01% of the time (If used correctly), you're correct. Gotta love those odds!

1/29/2009 10:52:22 PM

A Friend

In other words: I ain't getting so no one else should.

Here's an offer from me- suck it.

1/29/2009 11:12:04 PM

Zabimaru

Damn, I really do hate people who think that it is right to teach people that the natural urges that they feel every day makes them evil.

1/29/2009 11:17:28 PM

Hawker Hurricane

GigaGuess: In the 1950's, how did teenage boys propose to thier girlfriends?

"You're WHAT!"


1/29/2009 11:22:12 PM

Natalie

Shuuuuunnnnn!

1/29/2009 11:26:31 PM

aaa

Kid, how old are you?

1/29/2009 11:40:58 PM

WMDKitty

Uh, sex is normal, natural, and a beautiful thing. Calling that "evil"... well, that just makes you an idiot. And condoms DO work, when used properly and consistently.

1/29/2009 11:43:58 PM

Headache

Teenagers need to be taught that sex for any purpose other than procreation is an evil act.

Oh fuck!

ahahahahahahahahaha
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hoihohohohohohohohoh

Yeah, that's fucking right! Oh so evil! Oh please, crawl back under the damn rock you came out from underneath.

1/29/2009 11:44:14 PM

Professor M

Besides that, condoms don't work.

Congratulations, Polishguy -- by spreading this particularly lie, you're participating in the spread of deadly diseases! Aren't you proud of all the lives you're helping to destroy?

(Who, exactly, is supposed to be the "evil" one here, again?)

1/29/2009 11:44:36 PM

Katsuro

They had the internet in Victorian England, and "livescience" is over 100 years old? Well, you learn something everyday.

1/29/2009 11:48:54 PM

myheadhurts

and their marriages will be crap

Hallelujah condoms!

1/29/2009 11:49:33 PM

Old Viking

... they will avoid sex for fear of going to hell. Besides that, condoms don't work.

I love the anti-climactic afterthought. Kind of like "He was killed instantly and broke his watch."

1/30/2009 12:11:20 AM

GreenEyedLilo

Yeah, Polishguy, that worked for your grandparents, your great-great grandparents, your...

And of course, not all teenagers believe in your hell.

1/30/2009 12:22:07 AM
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