[On the Great Pyramid]
And the Egyptians did not build it, God did.
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Hahaha. Yes, let's just use God to explain EVERYTHING. I'd like to see someone use this excuse when they refuse to pay for having their house built.
Builder: OK, that'll be $100,000.
Fundie: You didn't build that house.
Builder: WTF? I just did, didn't you see me?
Fundie: You did not build it, God did!
Builder: *thumps fundie in the face*
FSTDT: *cheers*
Nope, the Vulcans built the pyramids. Every last one of them. Even the Mayan and Atlantean ones.
Plus the crystal pyramid on the moon, and a pretty interesting four-dimensional prototype on Ringworld.
jo_27e:
I've noticed your comments on several of these things and I note that you seem to be rather misinformed about a few things. As was pointed out upthread, the vast majority of pyramid laborers were freemen, mostly landholders who couldn't do anything with their flooded land during the wet season.
I'm sure you mean well, but please, try to be better informed, or you'll give all of us a bad name.
"[BillCosby'sNoah]Riiiiiiiiiiiight![/Noah]
~David D.G.
"
"NOAH. I WANT YOU TO BUILD AN ARK."
"Riiiiight. What's an ark?"
HEYYYY, a year old Mojo Nixon reference!! Nice.
In other news Gary Busey claims the Atlanians built the pyramids way before the Egyptians were there. Sure he's crazier than a bag of acid dropping monkeys but at least he's entertaining.
That'd be Ra, there's pictures of him inside. No, Ra's not another name for your God, he's much more awesome.
You're apparently praying to a different God than you think.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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