Does anyone else figure that DJS was drooling as he wrote this?
2/8/2009 1:05:41 PM
Drooling? Or frothing at the mouth
2/8/2009 1:12:09 PM
Kid, get laid or get out.
2/8/2009 1:13:24 PM
I hope you didnt mess up your keyboard dude.
That was one horny description!
2/8/2009 1:14:01 PM
OK, so I'm a middle-aged man in the UK, I had no idea who Carrie Underwood was.
So I googled her, without any net-nanny-nonsense working. She's very attractive I'm sure but I wouldn't say any of the pics I saw were NSFW.
2/8/2009 1:26:17 PM
David J. Stewart, always good for a laugh...
...and then I remember he's allowed out in public, near women, without supervision.
2/8/2009 1:52:32 PM
You must cream in your jeans, and have stroke (both versions) whenever you see Olympic gymnasts, huh?
2/8/2009 2:08:32 PM
Carrie has nice legs, dude. You're either jealous or horny. Perhaps both. If you're not a Poe, you make me sad.
2/8/2009 2:13:28 PM
your hatred of women is awe inspiring, have you ever considered converting to islam?????
2/8/2009 2:43:08 PM
Sinful? ooooh, naughty!
2/8/2009 2:58:59 PM
a mind far far away
Ah, Davey, back to your same old shit, huh. Just give it a rest.
2/8/2009 3:15:09 PM
Get a life David - and get your head out of your KJV Bible.
2/8/2009 3:23:39 PM
Are those the faint sounds of fapping I hear?
2/8/2009 3:24:57 PM
I'm guessing you did a great deal of "research" on Carrie Underwoods pictures in order to write this diatribe, Dave.
2/8/2009 3:37:28 PM
This guy has gone way beyond self-parody. He needs help, and not from The Babble.
2/8/2009 3:40:00 PM
DJ Stewart needs a fresh sense of reasoning. And a fresh sense of webpage design. Just look at his site's front page!
2/8/2009 3:42:58 PM
Where might one find these "immodest photos"? You know, so that I can...avoid them.
2/8/2009 4:07:30 PM
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2/8/2009 4:19:33 PM
Reading DJS' description was more exiting than the photos themselves. He should write for Penthouse letters.
2/8/2009 4:36:28 PM
Lmao b00bies are only a big deal if you've never got to touch one.
2/8/2009 4:47:54 PM
I thought lack of clothes = innocence; and more clothes = shamefaced sinfullness.
2/8/2009 6:40:06 PM
OH NOSE! NOT PANTS!
2/8/2009 7:13:19 PM
Ah, haven't seen a David quote for a while. Always good for a giggle.
2/8/2009 8:01:46 PM
We should make this guy go on /b/ some time to see if his head explodes.
2/8/2009 8:06:56 PM