**NEWSFLASH ]] Fish comes out of water: FISH DIES!!**
1) Walking Catfish-The "walking skill" is used to move to other sources of water.
Fish out of water. Fish dies.
Creation 1 ------------------------Evolution 0
2) Lungfish- There has been a Queensland lungfish at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago since 1933. How did it get their? Did it "walk"? And why is it still in the water?
Fish out of water. Fish dies.
Creation 2------------------------Evolution 0
3) Mudskippers- Mudskippers can breathe through their skin and the lining of their mouth, but they must be wet.
Fish out of water. Fish dies.
Creation 3------------------------Evolution 0
4) Gar Fish -I have seen a garfish die out of the water with my own eyes. <<(observation)
Fish out of water. Fish dies.
Creation 4------------------------Evolution 0
Do the evolutionists have any more fish? Go fish.
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Evolution doesn't work that way. You will never ever see a fish just decide to wake up (or whatever it is fish do) one day, and say to itself, "Hmmm, I think I'm going to get up on that beach and go for a walk today!" Evolution occurs over millions of years numb nuts.
You can't fix stupid
~Ron White
"but they must be wet. "
Giggity.
you have no idea how evolution works
and fossils and carbon dating and astrology and witness and documentation of evolution in action from pea plants, bacteria, fruit flys, and multiple kinds of birds, ect.
so by this point, about...
Evolution 8654----------creation 0
oh wait, I forgot, creationism comes from a book,
Evolution 8654----------creation -1
So, you see it as a sort of battle. That's where it all goes wrong for you. Science couldn't give a toss what creationists think as long as they don't try and infiltrate educational establishments with their stupidity.
At the end of the day, it's up to you if you want to be a idiot. But because you want the bible to be literally true you don't have the right to force other people to lower their educational standards.
"And why is 'Creation' getting points for anything, anyways?"
Because of a false dichtonomy. Creationists have no evidence to support their claim, but they believe that it's either "evolutionism" or creationism, with no other possibilities. Thus, they think that if they can prove evolution is false, then creationism will be true by default.
It's not about whether the fish dies, but for how long does it stay alive before the death happens. Regular fish- a few hours
your examples- weeks and months
Also: human without water= dead in 3 days
evolution 10 (amphibians, all ground animals need water to live (some not much water at all), we are mostly made of water etc) creation 0
I've seen mudskippers with my own eyes many times. Yes, they must be wet, so must many frogs and salamanders and it's not a very big jump from an advanced mudskipper to a simple amphibian. It's not that far from a frog to a toad, or a salamander to a newt, toads spend much of their life out of water, newts in temperate climates hibernate under stones, I've seen 'em. Allowing millions of years for many small steps there's nothing impossible about vertebrate life leaving the sea, or, in the case of marine mammals and reptiles, going back.
Walking Catfish, Lungfish, Mudskippers and Gar are not examples of the transitional species (like Tiktaalik) Sephatiah was looking for. They are actually members of the Herring family on the reddish side.
5) Fossil remains of a lizard with feathered forelimbs resembling wings (Archaeopteryx). Today, birds have vestigial reptilian scales on their legs.
6) Common Cold virus constantly mutates. Hence no cure (currently). Otherwise, it would've died out when humans became immune to the original strain
7) Geneticists discover humans share at least 98% of their DNA with Chimpanzees.
Evolution ^9000------------------------Creation 0
1) Dolphins - Although sea creatures and by some far stretch standard a "fish" they are mammals and require air to live. So technically fish in water dies.
I have shat on your argument by posing you the opposite. Why would such a creature exist, but the opposite is so hard to find? However here is another example.
2 You - Psuedointelligence and false understanding. You live in a small tank of limited understanding, your water. Fish out of water. Fish dies.
Creation 0 ------ Evolution 0 ------ Your Fail 1
OK, some interesting facts and a completely unwarranted conclusion.
Also, profound ignorance about the ToE.
Despite the fun facts, this gets a 5.
Wow. Not only does Seph totally miss the point of evolutionary theory--mudskippers aren't even fish at all, they're amphibians.
You'd think these people would do even the slightest bit of fact-checking before they try to disprove a theory with the weight of a hundred years' worth of evidence behind it. Unfortunately you'd be wrong.
Fish swims in the water. Fish grows legs and loses tail. Frog climbs onto land and starts making croaking sounds, eating insects with its sticky tongue. Frog mates on land and lays eggs in water. Fish hatch.
Evolution 1 ---- Creation 0
Newt lives near water. Newt stays in moist environment. Newt gets away with not returning to water to lay its eggs. Newt survives in places too dry for Frog.
Evolution 2 ---- Creation 0
Iguana has tough skin that retains water. Iguana can go farther out than Newt can.
Evolution 3 ---- Creation 0
So if humans evolved from apes, where are the apes?
They grew old and died after giving birth to us. Their bones are buried beneath our feet.
Evolution 4 ---- Creation 0
Human in water, human dies. Or rather, both humans and fishes can be in the "wrong" element for a short time, as asphyxiation is a fairly slow process.
Fish with ability to breath air out of water, Fish with ability to breath air doesn't die.
Mudskipper, living near water to get wet now and again, out of water. Mudskipper, living near water to get wet now and again, doesn't die.
People have seen humans drown in water. Human in water. Human dies.
Creation 0 Evolution 4
Mudskipper.
Rabbits chew their cud.
Evolution - 1. Cre(a)ti(o)nism - 0.
Coelacanth.
Insects have four legs.
Evolution - 2. Cre(a)ti(o)nism - 0.
Monotremes - Duckbilled Platypus & Echidna: Mammalians that lay eggs.
Bats don't lay eggs.
Evolution wins by a hat-trick: 3-0, and Cre(a)ti(o)nism strikes out. [/Sports metaphor-mixing ] X3
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