It won't help the average American but it will sure line the pockets of Planned Parenthood and abortionists every where, now including overseas.
Liberals love to give teens and stupid, irresponsible, lazy, immoral people birth control they are either too wasted or brain dead to use and do you know why?
You guessed it, because they know those same contraceptive recipients will not use them, causing even more unplanned pregnancies to be terminated at Planned Parenthood or any other murderous altar of convenience! Ch-ching!
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It might help if you quit trying to foist abstinence-only classes onto high school kids, particularly in really vulnerable areas where the school districts are so poor they'll take anything that looks like assistance, and let them learn how to actually use the contraception correctly.
Holy crap! People giving others the right to choose?!?!? HOW DARE THEY!
My abortion was free, so that throws a very large wrench into your so called, "plan". My Birth Control was also free. PPH also offers prenatal care and pap smears. Way to fail horribly.
This follows from the fundy theory that condom use means more (not less) kids, which means men hate women more, which means they turn to each other more, which means they turn gay, which means condom use promotes homosexuality. That brilliant theory was expounded last fall, I forget the fundy doctor who discovered it.
Uh.
Just throwing this out there.
Those 'stupid, irresponsible, lazy, immoral people' you speak of are going to go out and have sex regardless of if they're given contraceptives or not. The only difference is, when we give them contraceptives, we're actually trying to STEM the tide of unwanted pregnancies, so there AREN'T abortions.
Actualy PP agents go to night clubs, put rohypnol in random girls' drinks, and then invetro fertilize them in dark sodomite filled alleys. They will then implant a mind control chip in the girl's head so that when she wakes up she will go to the nearest abortionist center and buy Plan B with the money that the PP agents slipped into her purse. What a flawless plan. Ch-ching!
Teh gheys r ebbil!!!
This is why we EEEEEEEEEEEVIL liberals want to educate people as well. Proper knowledge of birth control methods will help reduce the number of abortions.
As for this abstinence only nonsense you fundies keep touting, HUMANS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!
Birth control reduces the number of unwanted pregnancies. Using your argument, fundies are the ones lining the pockets of "abortionists" by railing against birth control and corrupting genuine sex education with "abstinence only" rubbish.
Why do you hate unborn children so much, RR???!!!
So, let's see if I've got this correct... Handing out contraceptives and information leads to MORE pregnancies?!?!?!
Seriously fucked up. You've gotta stop taking the brown acid man.
Get this through you thick fucking skull fundies - abstinence works, but abstinence programs do not.
You're all morons.
They seem to think there's actually good money in abortions. While it's legal, it's actually not that lucrative a profession.
That's why I consider it more of a hobby than a profession. :)
I'm on Depo.
Why?
Because I tend to forget pills, and I *really* don't want kids.
If I were "stupid, irresponsible, lazy, immoral... wasted or brain dead", I'd be popping out a baby every year, like your beloved Duggar family.
Liberals love to give teens and stupid, irresponsible, lazy, immoral people birth control they are either too wasted or brain dead to use and do you know why?
Because they have never been taught to use it, since the fundie wannabe morality police forced comprehensive sex education out of high schools so they could replace it with abstinence only sex ed which has been show time after time to be inherently flawed. You want to know why? Because it is the nature of people to screw, and no amount of church, bible study, or abstinence only sex ed will ever change that.
Cha-motherfuckin'-Ching!
Wait...
... you're arguing that having contraceptives is causing more unplanned pregnancies because some don't use them?
Do you realise that not having contraceptives means nobody can use them? Thus the most unplanned pregnancies?
"Liberals love to give teens and stupid, irresponsible, lazy, immoral people birth control they are either too wasted or brain dead to use and do you know why?
You guessed it, because they know those same contraceptive recipients will not use them, causing even more unplanned pregnancies to be terminated at Planned Parenthood or any other murderous altar of convenience!"
What's your plan? Abstinence only? Kids aren't going to listen to advice on how to use birth control, but they'll listen to "DON'T HAVE TEH SECKS EVAR!!!!11"?
Of course they want more unplanned pregnancies, because then more women will go in for abortions and give more credibility to their pumped-up statistics so they can say "See, we were right!".
Or they can bring more girls into their "Lighthouse" brainwashing shelters and get more business for their churches.
I actually heard once that abortions only make up about 1% of PP services.
Meanwhile, gold mining companies are dumping gold in the sea. Why? For the money! There's no way you can profit from dumping gold in the sea, but still, it's for the money! Don't let Big Mining fool you!
How many Liberals did you poll to get your information? Or are you just bearing false witness again?
Liberals love to give teens and stupid, irresponsible, lazy, immoral people birth control they are either too wasted or brain dead to use and do you know why?
Because their fundies too?
If "teens and stupid, irresponsible, lazy, immoral people" won't use birth control properly, what makes you think they'll be abstinent?
"stupid, irresponsible, lazy, immoral... wasted or brain dead"
Love that dehumanization!
Abortions make up about 3 percent of what Planned Parenthood does, so they need to be VEERY expensive if they're going to line the pockets of PP. If they're that expensive, no-one can afford them.
Where's the great difference between giving contraceptives to people who won't use them, and offering abstinence-only education so people won't even know how to use contraceptives? The result is the same, isn't it? More abortions are needed.
It's not so much about convenience, as it is about feeling that you're not able to care for a child like it has the right to be, at this stage in your life.
In Sweden, we don't have abortion clinics. Abortions are done in regular hospitals by regular doctors and nurses. Abortion is simply one of many things done in Women's Care units. If you want to become an obstetrician or a midwife, you have to be prepared to perform abortions. Women's reproductive rights trump the nurse's conscience here. No-one is forced to become a midwife or obstetrician, but women are forced to be women.
The stats have been consistent for years ahole. Unwanted teenage pregnancies and repeated pregnancies in teens is highest in the Bible Belt and has been for decades. It's lower outside of the Bible belt, even lower in Canada and even lower in other countries of the western world.
You know, where liberalism and sex education and access to birth control is higher.
Haven't lots and lots of abortion clinics been forced to close due to it being too expensive to provide abortions, what with all the bullshit laws about width of hallways, and unnecessary ultrasounds and waiting periods, so the same woman has to be scheduled for several appointments, instead of just one, causing doubled or tripled need of staff?
When they started giving out condoms for free to teenagers here in Sweden, the number of unwanted pregnancies plummeted, funnily enough.
You do know that contraceptives cost money, right?
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