I'll spare you all of the details by just including the actual prophecy the way it was received ...
The Lord said,
"The Clintons are still in charge"
"This will be Obama's downfall"
I asked when would this happen, Lord?
The Lord said it wasn't for me to know and then He added,
"That I would very happy"
Side note I am not pro or anti-Obama personally just sober and leary of what I see happening.
I would not be happy if this was the end of Obama physically ...
I'm thinking this is more of a polictcal problem that has yet to come to light.
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I would have asked your stupid gawd if the Clintons were in charge during Shrub's horrific disaster of an administration, or if they only control the democrats. (because you republitards have a pretty shitty record right now)
I would not be happy if this was the end of Obama physically ...
Judging by your use of an elipse, I'm gonna say you're lying.
Instead of worrying about the Clintons, and maybe the Lord should rub the clouds out of his eyes and take a gander at a few of the countries where the poverty, hunger and disease are something most of us can't even imagine.
We got ourselves into our mess and hopefully the new administration can help us get out of it but we all need to work together. God has nothing to do with it.
"leary"?
Would that be:
'Cause of it's the last one, please remember to share your LSD with your friends.
You mean the Clinton that gave you your stable, growing, low unemployment economy after Reagan screwed it? Yeah that was awful. And then Eight years of Bush doing it again doesn't concern you but Obama gets a WEEK!
May I add a WEEK of excellent moves
He added,"That I would very happy"
It sounds to me like your "lord" works at the call center I called yesterday!
@ tracer - (D) In a manner similar to that of Denis Leary?
Oh, don't you have just a peachy relationship with your personal Lord and Savior!
Oh, and Jesus said no such fucking thing. But I do see what you did there, in asking Him, "When?" Ah, yes, the classic, "Cover My Ass Position", just in case it's all bullshit: "The Lord said, it wasn't for me to know."
Then why the Fuck did he tell you in the first place!
The Lord should have got you to a mental health clinic, if he really is the all-knowing One I was told about. But if I'm smarter than God, and I don't know everything, maybe it's all bullshit. Take your meds. They really do help.
I can tell you when, for sure, without a doubt, Obama will go down.
At the end of the maximum American limit of two terms. Now go away.
Maybe others don't see it, but here in Texas I'm noticing an upswing in Pentacostals, Babtists, Tounge-speakers, and Holy-rollers who believe that they, themselves, are capablie of prophecy. No where in the Babble does it say that just anybody can do that. Sorry folks; no Rapture, no prophecies, no Easter Bunny. Anyone who believes any of it is not a "Christian".
So, God is just as crapy at grammatics as you are?
If you could stand all that happened during Baby Bush's years, you can't be "leary" (do you mean "weary" or "leery", or do you make shit-word up, like Baby B?) after just a few months of speeches without giberish, of a president not on vacation a third of the time, of a free-falling economy that finally seems to slow down on the falling.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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